McDonalds - I'm Lovin' It

[Archeops]

I’m currently employed at this shit op ask me anything am I can answer to best of my ability

How autistic are the adults buying the current Pokémon Happy Meals/toys?

 

[A.P. Hill]

mustard is good shit and works great in spots you might not expect, like a squirt of spicy brown or something else other than basic yellow is great to kick up cheese sauces

I usually use Dijon or brown on my burgers- it's the only topping I need.

 

[The Last Stand]

The Big Mac is the biggest scam yet. The burgers are just two dollar menu burgers with the bread, toppings and sauce accompanying the majority of the sandwich. You'd be better off getting a Quarter Pounder meal.

 

[CHARizard]

When I have big Macs, I custom order it so there's no lettuce. That always overload them with lettuce.

Last time I had a Big Mac I got it before going fishing. I ate it out on the dock and the wind just blew all the lettuce everywhere it was a huge mess.

QP meal with a large diet Coke it my goto. I like fancy burgers a lot, but something about Mickey D's QP is so addicting, probably the salt, but nothing else tastes like it.

As a kid I HATED the McMuffin, but last year I tried one again and it was magical. I hate english muffins in general but the McMuffin is something special.

God I wish I could eat at Mickey D's more often, its so much salt and calories though that I try to make it a special treat.

 

[Tips]

As racoon, I have eaten at the McDOnalds table (special occasions like birthdays only) as well as out of their dumpster at twilight. Could not tell the difference - excellent on both accounts.

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

As a kid I HATED the McMuffin, but last year I tried one again and it was magical. I hate english muffins in general but the McMuffin is something special.

Every time I order a McMuffin, I ask to remove the egg. I hear they crack them inside a steam cooker, which makes them gloopy and deeply unpleasant. Can't they just cook them normally? But hey, at least it's an real egg.

 

[Adamska]

Yeah, the McMuffin is kind of why I don't ever like getting breakfast there. The egg is so flavorless every time without fail that it absolutely ruins the sandwich. I don't get people who buy shit like that all day.

 

[Water-T]

Every time I order a McMuffin, I ask to remove the egg. I hear they crack them inside a steam cooker, which makes them gloopy and deeply unpleasant. Can't they just cook them normally? But hey, at least it's an real egg.

McD's has two kinds of egg: the circular puck of egg white with the hard yolk in the middle, and a scrambled egg in the form of a folded over blanket. You can sub one for the other if you ask as you make the order.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

I hear they crack them inside a steam cooker, which makes them gloopy and deeply unpleasant.

Really?
I always order McMuffins with the egg, and the egg has always been fine for me. Not gloopy or anything

 

[U 'MIRIN BRAH?]

Really?
I always order McMuffins with the egg, and the egg has always been fine for me. Not gloopy or anything

No, it's literally a cast iron form of 8 circles sitting on the grill that they are cracked in to. Or it was anyway.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

They have remodeled all of my McDonald’s (I only get coffee these days) into the same bland style. The one I was in yesterday looks exactly like the one I was in 800 miles away in January.
Yuck.

 

[Trilby]

They have remodeled all of my McDonald’s (I only get coffee these days) into the same bland style. The one I was in yesterday looks exactly like the one I was in 800 miles away in January.
Yuck.

I miss what McD's was like in the 80's and the birthday parties they used to do.

 

[elastic eye]

McDouble and a small fry with a water. Good hangover food. Other than that trash

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I miss what McD's was like in the 80's and the birthday parties they used to do.

My grade school bully’s parents invited me to his Mickey D’s birthday party just to fuck with me, they were also assholes.
Nice party tho.

 

[Tor Lugosi]

I had a Big Mac for the first time in months last week and the patties on it are basically slider size now. Is it the same everywhere now?

 

[elastic eye]

I had a Big Mac for the first time in months last week and the patties on it are basically slider size now. Is it the same everywhere now?

yep. I had a Big Mac a couple months ago for the first time in probably 10 years, it was certainly smaller/thinner than I remember. Disapointing, I don't eat trash food often really.

 

[MrsNekrosias]

I used to go there only for the sodas but that may change. They were the only fast food place that hadn't made the switch to the god awful Coca-Cola Freestyle machines, which makes all soda taste flat and sour IMO. But lately something about the taste has changed (those stupid paper straws probably aren't helping) and they're no longer a $1, so at this point I'm better off just buying a bottled Coke from the convenience store.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

Why did they get rid of the Big Mac that omitted the middle bun? I liked that and find regular big macs too bready.

Because McDonalds menu items have been 30% sawdust (and increasing) for like two-and-a-half decades now. Of course they want to sell you an extra bun and less beef.

 

[WonderWino]

The Big Mac is the biggest scam yet. The burgers are just two dollar menu burgers with the bread, toppings and sauce accompanying the majority of the sandwich. You'd be better off getting a Quarter Pounder meal.

Try telling him that

 

[augment]

Calling the mcdonalds patties "beef" is being courteous at this point. Most of it is flavored celulose extrusion.