Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Nick Gars]

I love the new cope in his stream that his goal was "never to kick Kiwi Farms offline, it's impossible". That's just a goalpost change because he knows he's lost the fight and want to redirect his retard audience to the new enemy of the week. Sad, desperate.

This latest batch of cope really shows that Lucas probably has more chromosomes than IQ points.

We archive everything. There is undeniable proof of Lucas rallying as fervently as a dindu in the Summer of Love on a Walgreens, for the blood of Kiwi Farms. Lucas wants us dead and destroyed, not to merely inconvenience us. Public opinion is already incredibly hostile towards him, and now his stupid ass uses a cope that makes his grift look even more obvious while also failing miserably to garner sympathy for his constant crying. He's too much of a knuckle dragger to even play the victim right.

I genuinely think a pack of short bus pioneers would go about this in a much better way than he can. He is so extraordinarily dumb that it's astonishing.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

I don’t know if anyone has mentioned it yet, but patchy hair loss in weird spots can be a result of syphilis.

Spoiler: not gross

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I don’t think it is this, but I thought I’d mention it anyways.

The London health unit has been reporting a higher number of syphilis cases recently. Bad enough for a public health camapign. Lucas being a degenerate perv fag isn’t surprising.

 

[SPEEDPUNCH]

I don’t know if anyone has mentioned it yet, but patchy hair loss in weird spots can be a result of syphilis.

Spoiler: not gross

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I don’t think it is this, but I thought I’d mention it anyways.

It can also be triggered by stress. Or maybe syphillis induced stress. Yeah, let's go for that.

 

[MadDisaster]

And to think I once thought my knowledge of old comics, the entirety of Douglas Adams works word for word, and my love of Tank Girl was weird. These guys make my nerdy look chad af. If my kids ever cross to this shit I’m smackin em like abbadejesus

It's the difference between "nerds" and subhuman losers. You can love and be enthusiastic about nerd shit while still being a functional human being. And then there are people like Keffals, who doesn't seem to actually enjoy anything besides being twitter popular and influencing kids, has no job, no hobbies, no interests, no relationship. And no hair.

 

[Flight Deck]

All of the recent, deserved turning on keffals that has steadily been growing over the course of a few months (weeks? days?) is that much more hilarious when you take into account that all of it came about with little to no direct interaction on the part of Kiwi Farms users.

This also proves again you don't need to go poking him at all (not that anyone would want to, metaphorically or literally, with any appendage), since he's simply going to repeatedly fuck himself over given enough time.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

How many cameras were on him at the time?

Also reading that in Drax.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Lucas without those filters is looks a lot like Flamenco. They both have that french bulldog face going on. They both also need to leave the god damn internet alone but will never realize it. Bizarre.

 

[Aria]

>Keffals has more muscular arms than I do

I need to do push-ups or something this is embarrassing.

Nah it's just all fat from his gamer lifestyle.anyone who puts in the work can do better than him.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Cloudflare should take back on Kiwi Farms and the Journos that supported and lied for him should be disavowed and disgraceD. I’ll take my rainbow stickers now.

Not endorsing this, but a counter-protest would be appropriate. However, even if they were to capitulate, I don't think Josh would go back to them on principle (and I wouldn't blame him). We know where they stand, and how quickly they folded.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

It's the difference between "nerds" and subhuman losers. You can love and be enthusiastic about nerd shit while still being a functional human being. And then there are people like Keffals, who doesn't seem to actually enjoy anything besides being twitter popular and influencing kids, has no job, no hobbies, no interests, no relationship. And no hair.

The bit about Lucas bitching about Twitch being used for gaming was funny. That was its original purpose. Its for people to hang out with other gamers watching someone play games; not watching some balding, obese eunuch with a hunchback ,drone on about politics while sounding like he just took a trip with prince valium.

 

[Nick Gars]

Not endorsing this, but a counter-protest would be appropriate. However, even if they were to capitulate, I don't think Josh would go back to them on principle (and I wouldn't blame him). We know where they stand, and how quickly they folded.

Even if Matthew Prince reinstated services to Kiwi Farms, 8Chan, and the Daily Stormer, and got on his knees and sucked Josh's dick at the presidential podium live on TV, it wouldn't be enough to justify giving that spineless coward a second chance.

He's a man with a ton of influence who will shakily bend the knee to a literal handful of trannies holding a picnic. Mega Faggot doesn't even begin to describe him.

 

[MadDisaster]

The bit about Lucas bitching about Twitch being used for gaming was funny. That was its original purpose. Its for people to hang out with other gamers watching someone play games; not watching some balding, obese eunuch with a hunchback ,drone on about politics while sounding like he just took a trip with prince valium.

I know a few twitch streamers, no one big, but they just seem to enjoy it as a gaming and social hobby. Play games, stream them, socialize with the chat. It's pretty wholesome really - takes what can be a somewhat isolating pass time, gives it a social element, and you have a group of friends to play with. I feel like Lucas does not get the same enjoyment out of his streaming "career".

 

[Enrique Pena Nieto]

Even if Matthew Prince reinstated services to Kiwi Farms, 8Chan, and the Daily Stormer, and got on his knees and sucked Josh's dick at the presidential podium live on TV, it wouldn't be enough to justify giving that spinless coward a second chance.

He's a man with a ton of influence who will shakily bend the knee to a literal handful of trannies holding a picnic. Mega Faggot doesn't even begin to describe him.

So he’s technically transphobic since he is actually afraid of troons

 

[siegemeister675]

The bit about Lucas bitching about Twitch being used for gaming was funny. That was its original purpose. Its for people to hang out with other gamers watching someone play games; not watching some balding, obese eunuch with a hunchback ,drone on about politics while sounding like he just took a trip with prince valium.

Don't forget grooming teenagers for sexual deformation and mutilation.

Even if Matthew Prince reinstated services to Kiwi Farms, 8Chan, and the Daily Stormer, and got on his knees and sucked Josh's dick at the presidential podium live on TV, it wouldn't be enough to justify giving that spinless coward a second chance.

He's a man with a ton of influence who will shakily bend the knee to a literal handful of trannies holding a picnic. Mega Faggot doesn't even begin to describe him.

He blocks people who bring it up on Twitter now. He's beyond being a catamite.

For your arms, pull ups.

Pull ups and push-ups both work the tris and bis as 2ndary muscles, for big arms do lots of different types of curls and tri exercises like rope pulls, skull crushers and behind the head extensions.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Roberts is the fathers last name (Roberts is lucas real last name) and Sorrenti the mothers maiden name not sure if he did that out of bad blood with father or because he thinks Sorrenti sounds “hot” and “exotic” maybe both

this is something i have always found interesting. because lucas talks highly of his father especially with how even when he was dying he spent his life savings on getting lucas his surgery and yet he ditches his last name in favor of his mothers. it feels very escapist to me like in his mind lucas roberts is an entirely different person than clara sorrenti.

i have noticed with a lot of troons the name change is less about picking a new feminine name and more about escaping from something in their past hence why they freak out so much about deadnames they want the past to die because they view the past with disgust either because they were abused by a family member or groomed by some random pedo in general. it sorta feels like brainwashing to me in some ways just the idea that changing your name makes you a new person and the past just stops being real because you decided your name is clara instead of lucas or whatever.

if i had to guess im betting that lucas was a really shitty kid from what we have seen and heard he comes off like a spoiled kid who was obsessively online most likely to escape life at home. his parents seem to bend over backwards for him and if he does have some form of learning disability that could explain why. he has very obviously never really been told no much in his life and when it did happen he just deflects it like he does now. in a way he is kinda weirdly similar to chris chan they both even have an interest in fucking their moms unfortunately for lucas he has no dick and has lost the ability to act on his fetish.

also on the topic of names why the fuck did he choose clara anyway? its such an odd choice and makes me think of that one disney character clarabelle cow or whatever

 

[Sithis]

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Look at this shit.
Its coming out in patches, he's fucking oily, blubbery, his skin looks like its covered in a permanent film of Corned Beef grease and he's got a fucked up hunchback that makes me wonder if he's been checked for scoliosis.
I'm amazed Lucas is brave enough to be seen in public, thats probably why he's a smackhead, its the only way he can face going outside.
Thats why he always sounds tired, he's full of tranquilizers and heroin.

Wait so he's actually abusing smack?
Lmao Lucas you dumb fuck do you not know that opiates trigger hair thinning/loss?

 

[XXIV]

I took a look at Lucas' backup account for whatever reason earlier, and then I noticed something.

That's a weirdly early join date. Surely he wouldn't need a backup account in December 2020, since his main account was just that of an irrelevant streamer.



Anyways, I took a look on the Wayback Machine, because I thought, "Wow, that's a bit weird, didn't Catboy Ranch start around December 2020?"



I looked at that archive from December 9th, 2020 (A). Seems I was right, December 2020. (Side note: "run by @Keffals" )



Now, before proceeding, keep in mind the join date and account ID (1336059841270476803) of his current backup account:




Back to that Wayback archive. Let's take a quick look into the page's source code. If you search December, the following comes up on line 1286:



Would you look at that?

<span class="ProfileHeaderCard-joinDateText js-tooltip u-dir" dir="ltr" title="1:27 PM - 7 Dec 2020">Joined December 2020</span>

December 7th, 2020 at 1:27 PM. That's GMT. The site I used to find out when keffalsbackup joined seems to be using UTC+08:00.

But I pointed out the user ID too, because, funnily enough according to what line 1450 says, that was Catboy Ranch's user ID too. Basically, the line is giving information about the account. It has a link to the Catboy Ranch account, then says the user ID:



Finally, he also deleted all the tweets from back then, it seems. Using a date range from the beginning of December 2020 to a random date early in 2021, nothing shows up.



Imagine being so lazy that you use the account you used to groom minors as your backup account. It was only so long until someone saw the pattern, Luke.

 

[Enrique Pena Nieto]

https://youtu.be/GIuZjFmFt1s pigster has defended dsp in the past so I’m not too fond of him but if he exposes Keffals to more people then good.keffals has made way too many enemies he can’t just take anybody who talks bad about him down that’s just going to lead to more people finding out about his dirty Laundry.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Agent 41.

Good evening, 41. Your target today is Nick "the Nose" Rekieta, head of the Youtube stochastic terrorists and alcoholic attorney.


The TRA has also authorized the elimination of Josh Moon, cybersecurity engineer and spy for the state of Israel.



Both men should be considered armed and highly autistic. Good luck, 41. I will leave you to dilate

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Wait so he's actually abusing smack?
Lmao Lucas you dumb fuck do you not know that opiates trigger hair thinning/loss?

well from what i can find https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5498323/ unless things have cleaned up in his area since this was written it would seem that his area of canada does have an issue with heroin use to the point that people just casually do it out in the open. so i would not be surprised at all if lucas was one of those people. dude most likely has super fucked up veins regardless but he has made mentions of laying on the ground main lining heroin but who knows if he made it up for sympathy or not.

might also just be marks from abusing bathtub HRT since im sure he just loads up on the stuff like bane and his venom or whatever that drugs called.