Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Sithis]

well from what i can find https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5498323/ unless things have cleaned up in his area since this was written it would seem that his area of canada does have an issue with heroin use to the point that people just casually do it out in the open. so i would not be surprised at all if lucas was one of those people. dude most likely has super fucked up veins regardless but he has made mentions of laying on the ground main lining heroin but who knows if he made it up for sympathy or not.

might also just be marks from abusing bathtub HRT since im sure he just loads up on the stuff like bane and his venom or whatever that drugs called.

Eh I can believe it, drug abuse especially IV drug use is very common among trannies. Many of them use meth but there are a lot of heroin and fentanyl addicts too. Would help explain some of his behavioral tics too.

 

[cat merchant]

The bit about Lucas bitching about Twitch being used for gaming was funny. That was its original purpose. Its for people to hang out with other gamers watching someone play games; not watching some balding, obese eunuch with a hunchback ,drone on about politics while sounding like he just took a trip with prince valium.

Ironic because he used to complain about how he got more views for doomscrolling than playing games.

Maybe it's jealousy.

if i had to guess im betting that lucas was a really shitty kid

OTM Shank is his childhood friend and talked about Lucas' past on page 80. I suggest everyone who visits this thread to read it if you want more insight on what kind of person he is.

 

[Dickens Cider]

It's the difference between "nerds" and subhuman losers. You can love and be enthusiastic about nerd shit while still being a functional human being. And then there are people like Keffals, who doesn't seem to actually enjoy anything besides being twitter popular and influencing kids, has no job, no hobbies, no interests, no relationship. And no hair.

Anyone else remember the days when the only times you saw anime was (as a moderate normie) in the back of Heavy Metal magazine? But you guys are right- there is a definite parallel there. Back to Lucas though I did NOT have “walk back the cancelling of KF” on my bingo card, but speedrunning everyone on the internet laughing and pissed off at him? Yep. At least he doesn’t have loved ones to take the inevitable failure out on.

 

[Heckler1]

You know what's sad? If Lucas died suddenly and unexpectedly (drugs, critical troonshine levels, etc) no one would miss him. Elliot No Dong and the rest of the troon ghouls would add him to the pile of corpses to use to bully people into capitulation. Much like Chloe Sagal, now that Keffals is no longer useful the troons will ignore him until they can profit in some way from his demise.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Hiroshimoot is such a cuck that he put a gag order on Keffals discussion to avoid his wrath.

Just yesterday I noticed that anons were posting demoralization threads where the OP was posting outdated info on keffals.
>she won
>how does it feel chuds?
>you're next /pol/
Sure as shit, now that those anons are getting btfo with updated info, gookmoot puts out the gag order. He really is a petty fag.

 

[A. G. Peak]

Denims and enny43 have a little laugh about "GigaChad" Keffals threatening Melina.

"She said she was pretty nervous cause she did it in a group of like 12 people."

Here's a potato quality version since the site is getting hit.

 

[Bloody Kotex]

You bastards Stevie the hobbit king and Reee-kieta better watch out! You two don't know who U fuckin with

 

[smarty_snoops]

Enny is a fat boy pretending to be a girl lmaooooo

 

[A Sunset]

Denims and enny43 have a little laugh about "GigaChad" Keffals threatening Melina.

"She said she was pretty nervous cause she did it in a group of like 12 people."

Here's a potato quality version since the site is getting hit.

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Seven things I love about this.

1. They just confirmed without a shadow of a doubt that Lucas did that to Destiny’s wife, now there’s no denying it.
2. It’s now confirmed that Lucas was shaking because he was nervous, so nervous he fucking talked about it to his friends.
3. The image of Fat, ridiculous Lucas walking up shaking to likely 12 hot women and squeaking out a deranged incel statement
4. Lucas probably feels pressure to LARP IRL like a tough guy because of his gay Twitter person, and probably didn’t even want to do any of this shit
5. It’s again like the unpopular hunchbacked goth outcast getting the courage to say something edgy to the popular pretty kids, then running back to the loser lunch table to brag about it to the other freaks
6. Enny43 looks like a stork, and is a soy boy faggot, like all of these people IRL, and all of Lucas’s friends
7. Matthew Prince compromised the infrastructure of the Internet, likely with consequences for actual activist groups fighting against dictatorships and tyrants, because of the weird smelly goth kid and a few thousand dickless incel losers.

 

[Heckler1]

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You bastards Stevie the hobbit king and Reee-kieta better watch out! You two don't know who U fuckin with

It's like a Downs version of Johnny Wiseau

 

[Brutality]

I took a look at Lucas' backup account for whatever reason earlier, and then I noticed something.

That's a weirdly early join date. Surely he wouldn't need a backup account in December 2020, since his main account was just that of an irrelevant streamer.

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Anyways, I took a look on the Wayback Machine, because I thought, "Wow, that's a bit weird, didn't Catboy Ranch start around December 2020?"

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I looked at that archive from December 9th, 2020 (A). Seems I was right, December 2020. (Side note: "run by @Keffals" )

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Now, before proceeding, keep in mind the join date and account ID (1336059841270476803) of his current backup account:

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Back to that Wayback archive. Let's take a quick look into the page's source code. If you search December, the following comes up on line 1286:

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Would you look at that?

<span class="ProfileHeaderCard-joinDateText js-tooltip u-dir" dir="ltr" title="1:27 PM - 7 Dec 2020">Joined December 2020</span>

December 7th, 2020 at 1:27 PM. That's GMT. The site I used to find out when keffalsbackup joined seems to be using UTC+08:00.

But I pointed out the user ID too, because, funnily enough according to what line 1450 says, that was Catboy Ranch's user ID too. Basically, the line is giving information about the account. It has a link to the Catboy Ranch account, then says the user ID:

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Finally, he also deleted all the tweets from back then, it seems. Using a date range from the beginning of December 2020 to a random date early in 2021, nothing shows up.

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Imagine being so lazy that you use the account you used to groom minors as your backup account. It was only so long until someone saw the pattern, Luke.

This has gone beyond parody levels of mental retardation. I'm honestly amazed Lucas never saw a problem with this.

Denims and enny43 have a little laugh about "GigaChad" Keffals threatening Melina.

"She said she was pretty nervous cause she did it in a group of like 12 people."

Here's a potato quality version since the site is getting hit.

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I'm guessing this guy is Enny, in which case no wonder his pfp on Twitch/Twitter wears a mask. He looks like the Chinese knockoff JWittz.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Keffals open his leg and the smell of a rotting corpse fills the room, imagine how bad it is when that triples.


Kind of having idea for a little sketch lol

Anyways
More tweets from somebody Keffals follows (and most likely were active in catboy ranch). This is the kind of people Keffals had around minors.
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This really is something telling lmao. Met with the idea of being able to shapeshift,instead of thinking ofthe possibilities of what one could do with that power, it instantly goes to "KNOTTED DOG PENIS!!!! I WANT BEAST BOY TOHAVE BIG TITS AND A CAT PUSSYYYYYY!!!"
Twitter and reddit coomers have disgraced the catboy name.
Also this should be really fucking obvious but symbiotes don't have fucking cocks, cause they're literally goo aliens that enhance the strength and agility of the people they bond with how the FUCK do you assume venom has a " meaty tentacle symbiote cock" that's like claiming you want an amoeba to fuck you with it's dick and balls it just does not have! If you fuck venom you just fuck the guy that the symbiote bonded with but with extra steps cause the poor symbiote friend has to watch and get cucked more or less.

 

[Wy4M]

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People posting pics of their badge with the QR code included...

QR-Code says 1659575249995001GjOV^enny43^ so it won't reveal much but sometimes it also contains first and last name.

Edit - Should have been the ultimate troll:

 

[Duke-Diggler]

Keffals open his leg and the smell of a rotting corpse fills the room, imagine how bad it is when that triples.


Kind of having idea for a little sketch lol

Anyways
More tweets from somebody Keffals follows (and most likely were active in catboy ranch). This is the kind of people Keffals had around minors.
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Why am I not surprised that these fucking degenerate creeps are so sexually attracted to kids and teens?

When it comes to porn, they expose their true selves.

 

[TexOffender]

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You bastards Stevie the hobbit king and Reee-kieta better watch out! You two don't know who U fuckin with

Outside of the predetermined camera angles Lucas doesn't look feminine at all.

 

[Gourmet Race]

also on the topic of names why the fuck did he choose clara anyway? its such an odd choice and makes me think of that one disney character clarabelle cow or whatever

Out of curiosity, I decided to google the meaning of Clara and let's just say...

Too bad for Lucas, it only applies to babies.

Even more ironic, the name Lucas means "bringer of light", and he certainly did bring something alright, just not the one written here.

Interestingly enough, Roberts also means bright and fame.

For those curious, Sorrenti just means someone from Sorrento. Funny how Sorrenti, which Lucas chose due to how fancy and exquisite it sounds is literally nothing burger.

In the beginning Lucas Roberts was born, a boy who had potential to bring fame and light to his family, but one day, he trooned out thinking it could get him pussies from the ladies, but oh boy how wrong he was. After trooning out, he changed his name to Clara Sorrenti, a nothing burger that is forced to dilate in this world till his last breathe with his gaping axe wound.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

I love the new cope in his stream that his goal was "never to kick Kiwi Farms offline, it's impossible". That's just a goalpost change because he knows he's lost the fight and want to redirect his retard audience to the new enemy of the week. Sad, desperate.

Now he's hiding in the basement with other unwashed loser incels, being made fun of by everyone, while the cool kids have fun in the convention. Just like back in high school.

Rekieta and Kiwi Farms W, Common Keffals L + Ratio.
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why tf are his pupils dilated...

there's a joke in there somewhere...

 

[Piss Bear]

Ecks dee

Archive

Lmao

Archive

 

[Heckler1]

Even more ironic, the name Lucas means "bringer of light",

Hey! It's not his fault he's going bald and reflects light like a grease covered hi-beam

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Mega Faggot doesn't even begin to describe him.

Giga Faggot is a start.

So he’s technically transphobic since he is actually afraid of troons

The Drax interpretation of it. The very definition.