Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 25.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 64 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 149 39.7%

  • Total voters
    375
Assuming this is true, which, internet, so bear with me, I have to wonder if nobody in this meeting pressed them on the fact that, unlike the previous two times clownflare chose to drop a customer, this time they actually redirected the site to their gay statement, (a statement which was borderline defamatory) if this is going to be how clownflare is going to handle dropping clients, and should it happen to Moocow Inc. that they should expect an eloquence at their doorstep, so there better be a special "no faggot redirects" clause in that contract and forward contracts, should they happen.
Yes, I asked directly about that. There were a lot of moments where they visibly squirmed in their seats and had "deer-in-headlights" looks on their faces, and this was one of them. They tried to gaslight it by saying "we just return an error page if a customer is banned" and I started quoting the error page they put up for KF along with a bit of the blog post that error page linked to. All they would say in response was that it was a "special situation," and my coworker (a C-level) jumped in and asked "well how do we avoid getting into a special situation like that?" It meandered from there. We did not get a single reliable or concrete answer on this subject at all, no matter what questions we asked or how we asked them.

And no worries about looking at this cynically. I'm just some cow on the internet who could easily just be blowing smoke. I'm not, but since I won't provide detail enough to identify me or the company in question, I completely understand if people don't find my account of the meeting credible.

I also have to wonder why and how clownflare could be so thoroughly retarded to make "vague promises" as opposed to talking of reworking the contract, because as far as I am concerned, when it comes to business, if it isn't on paper it never happened.
I was honestly astonished about that. We all were. The fact that they didn't even entertain the idea of defining any of this for us in writing was mind-blowing. Even without doing that, they absolutely should have done everything they could to shut down the topic entirely during this meeting and refer us to "legal" for the specifics with a "we can't comment on that" disclaimer. But they didn't. Even pointed questions like "well how do we avoid this happening to us?" drew blank stares and awkward pauses. Not once did anything like "terms of service" or "acceptable use policy" or even "contract" get brought up until one of my colleagues asked if this sort of thing is even covered in our existing agreement at all. They seemed genuinely unable (or unwilling) to answer.

It wouldn't surprise me if this specific situation hasn't ever actually come up for them in the past. I imagine 8chan and Stormfront -- both actually "unsavory" sites who are accustomed to being unwelcome everywhere they went -- opted to just go quietly find hosting elsewhere to get back online quickly rather than raise a stink. CF figured they'd whine a bit then go on their way (it's always "easy" to justify banning Stormfront because muh racism) and clearly hoped KF would do the same. CF clearly wasn't prepared for KF's users to raise such a stink about it or for the troon brigade to take such a loud, conspicuous victory lap about it, including a media blitz to let the press join in on the gravedancing.

I'm not privy to the written contract we have with CF, but I suspect it doesn't actually cover this topic at all (that is, it's probably not explicitly stated who can do what exactly in the event of an "imminent risk to human life," who's responsible for what and what actions are expected, acceptable or prohibited under such circumstances ... not to mention actually defining those conditions and terms). I don't know why they'd omit such a thing (or why, if those were present, the people on the call couldn't recite it), but it felt like they did.

A lot of their answers strike me so that, while there's no definite "line" their drones have been told to give to customers yet, the company is still behind the decision, tough that may be the cynic in me.
That's certainly a possibility. What's so utterly depressing about the whole situation is that practically every explanation people have come up with is actually plausible now thanks to rampant wokeness, enthusiastic corporate overreach, open celebration of censorship and a complete lack of testicles and spines among the technocrats.

It could have been a senator sending spooks to threaten Prince's family, or the FBI, SEC or FTC threatening to yank licenses, launch audits, bury them in paperwork, etc., or Visa/MC threatening to stop processing credit card payments, or their bank threatening to freeze all their assets, or DHS threatening to no-fly-list all their employees and executives, or just some noisy assholes within the company finally convincing Prince to pull the plug. I'd be surprised if someone could make a credible technological threat against them (they're a DDoS protection and CDN company after all -- they're engineered from the ground up for massive redundancy and thicc pipes), but maybe that happened too.

All that shit would have sounded utterly paranoid just ten years ago. But we've seen practically all of this kind of shit happen already, so today it's all (at least a little bit) plausible.
 
They did indeed try to assure us that because our business doesn't involve end-user interactions or user-generated content of any kind, we would "probably" never run afoul of whatever vague threat (which they never defined despite my asking several times) finally motivated them to ban KF.
Holy shit. Imagine telling a company, as a professional client of theirs, that you’re concerned about the reliability of their service because you’ve seen that they will shoot first and ask questions later, and the only reassurance they muster is that they probably won’t do that to you.

Does CloudFlare actually want customers? Because this sure as hell isn’t how you keep them.
 
I love the premature victory laps Keffals takes online whenever he gets a minor victory, only for it to make him look the fucking retard he is when it turns into an L.

"We did it. KiwiFarms is dead." Lol. Lmao even.
Kiwi Farms is Dead. We Won”.

A Few Days Later.

The goal of #dropkiwifarms was never to get Kiwi Farms off the Internet, that’s impossible.”

Keffals L, exposed as a fat faggot with bitch tits. 104B3082-9404-4D42-8CF3-E5820E8715AE.jpeg
 
Holy shit. Imagine telling a company, as a professional client of theirs, that you’re concerned about the reliability of their service because you’ve seen that they will shoot first and ask questions later, and the only reassurance they muster is that they probably won’t do that to you.

Does CloudFlare actually want customers? Because this sure as hell isn’t how you keep them.
Do they HAVE to work to keep them?

Is there a single alternative to CloudFlare at the corporate level? You saw how hard it was for Null to replace them. Now imagine every single Network change Null made post-cloudflare had to be done with 2 weeks notification in advance by a team of Pajeet Network Engineers that couldn't pass a high school equivalency exam with a single American network tech trying desperately to clean up after them, all approved by some fat karen IT manager or two who doesn't understand shit other than "the network's busted" and "they might blame me for this (that's bad!)." All for a profit-generating production service that CANNOT GO DOWN which has shareholders who will DEMAND answers if it does. To say nothing about the network security aspect, remembering that if you get a breach, any breach, you get to notify the SEC and make a public statement which will tank your stock and then you're all fired.

There's a reason everyone's terrified now that CloudFlare has revealed itself to be pozzed. Everyone is 100% reliant on them and they just discovered that they're not, in fact, 100% reliable.
 
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Nick Rekieta was pulling 20-30k concurrent viewers on his livestreams on Rumble. This put him constantly on the front page whenever he streamed. Youtube really isn't to be trusted.

As the old saying of Julius Caesar goes:
"I assure you I had rather be the first man here than the second man in Rome."
or alternatively:
"First in a village rather than second in Rome."
He has shown other creators it's possible to change platforms and still retain your audience and losing creators is what should worry youtube.
 
I think Nick getting his YT channel back is just proof that there is hope that corps realize that the people still get decide who they want to watch and see, even if Nick initially was banned for a ridiculous reason. Thing is, it also should set a reminder that one can’t just rely on alternative websites for long.

They will be replaced in the long run, and the same could happen to Keffals is he does not choose to disappear voluntarily in the sunset.
 
Do they HAVE to work to keep them?

Is there a single alternative to CloudFlare at the corporate level?
There are a fair number. All the major clouds(Azure, Google, AWS) have L7 mitigation capabilities and CDNs. There's the old guard like Akamai and F5. And the new upstarts like Vanwa.

None of these will guarantee not dropping you if the troons attack though.

And, of course if you're a big enough corporation(or Null) with network and geographic diversity you can build it yourself.
 
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