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Morally Self Righteous said:
I heard enny43 mention in their stream that Keffals would have an NBC photographer following them today. Another mainstream media puff piece to look forward to!

Edit: I bet Ben Collins already has a first draft written up.

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I’m actually happy the retarded mainstream press is still giving him some ass kiss because it’ll make the coverage even more embarrassing as more comes out about Lucas, and he falls out of public favor, perhaps being associated with the Nick Rekieta fiasco.

I hope they also say that KiwiFarms is still down because none of them did any research and just quoted each other. Then I hope they kill themselves because they’re journos.

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You can physically feel the grease emanating from Lucas here. (A)
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OK, I know it’s maybe getting to be an old joke, but geniunely Luke has fucked up hair. Look at this other guy, his hair looks fine. Then look at Lucas, his hair is so weirdly thinning, frizzy and greasy. Maybe he just has bad genetics, or needs to fucking bathe, or both.

He’s also really fucking fat and you can see his gut and fat legs lmao. He just looks like a fat man At an anime convention.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
“Clara, they keep asking about the Kiwi Farms. They’re figuring out that it’s back up even though we banned it in the Discord. What should I do?”

Jannies scrambling to keep the fans from questioning their incel Queen. What are you going to do, Lucas?

Oh yeah, nothing, because “The goal of #stopkiwifarms was never to get Kiwi Farms off the Internet. That’s impossible.” Official new stance, stated on livestream last night.

I guess Kiwi Farms Always Wins, according to KeffaLLLs. Spread the word!
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I like the thing you did with putting L's in his name. KeffaLLLs should have JKKK Rowling on for a debate about women's rights.

But first, he should come on the Kiwi Farms and debate me. About I don't know, fuck, what might he not completely fail at? Recent Canadian political history? Recent troon Twitter events?
 
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Looks like the average male feminist.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
I like the thing you did with putting L's in his name. KeffaLLLs should have JKKK Rowling on for a debate about women's rights.

But first, he should come on the Kiwi Farms and debate me. About I don't know, fuck, what might he not completely fail at? Recent Canadian political history? Recent troon Twitter events?
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Debate him on things he’s knowledgeable about, so it’s fair. He’s brain-addled because of HRT and being a retard so we have to give him a head start against normal people.

Debate Topics:

  • How to groom children (building trust, finding isolated/lonely teens, setting up Discord)
  • How to network and collaborate with other Pedophiles
  • How to monetize your gender/sexual identity
  • How to make connections with partisan journalists for biased hit pieces
  • How to create a sham Go-Fund-Me based on false victimization
  • How to speak in the most boring, exhausted way possible
  • How to maximize mediocrity in your online content
  • How to appear like a dead-eyed, soulless balding golem on video
I don’t recommend bringing up how to prevent balding, how to stop making cringe/incriminating Tweets then deleting them in a panic, or how to keep your penis attached to your body for your entire life.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
The ddos is so pointless. If the site doesn’t work we go do something and come back later.

I think they’re so terminally online that they imagine us absolutely shitting ourselves if we can’t refresh the reaction counts every second.
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Their wordview is shallower than a kiddie pool. they can't relate to anyone who isn't an HRT brainfogged sped
 
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Journoscum said:
I'm not saying I believe this (I don't. this could have literally been made an hour ago by someone), but it's very funny that people who leap to believe any single wrongdoing with zero evidence won't believe something if it targets a person they like. The replies to this are like 'where's your proof!?' and...hm...I swear I've seen 90 million right wingers accused of something and it's just accepted wholesale. Bizarre.
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Works the other way too and people here have to be careful and learn from others' stupidity, though I'm glad to see MUCH less of this here. Mostly just new guys who won't stay long posting bullshit in threads. People jump to believe these groundless claims that could have been fabricated, which is why I saw to make the post. Wanted something concrete.
 
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