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I never used it so I wouldn't know. Only used Telegram for Null's notices.
i heard a bunch of you idiots facedoxed and did other embarrassing shit on the telegram
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Many such faces... where to begin?
Let's start with an appetizer. Here are some individuals who were silly enough to attach faces to their names. Can't confirm if kiwi friends or foes.
This butterface was determined to let everyone know that she was, indeed, a True and Honest white woman and a kiwi. She also felt the need to make sure we know that she loves black dick... as if we couldn't tell by looking at her. Her sperging eventually led to her talking about how she used to be a teacher and she slept with one of her students. She was subsequently banned.
And then there's this guy, who is simultaneously the most and least fit kiwi!
Foreshadowing:
Sideshow characters:
Eric Chun...
and his cute cat.
And Big Salad, who opted to only show herself from the neck down, until her attention span betrayed her.
Though, she was nice enough tostiffly wiggle dance for us,
before taking us out for a smoke.
Now, on to the stars of our show. We'll start with Bob, aka Bob2.0.
Bob loves to appear on camera and show off his things, including but not limited to: his toys...
his wall outlet...
his wife and their lovely pregnancy photos...
and even their child!
Now, Bob here is a great dad. His wife asked him to hold the child for 10 minutes and he held her for about 45! At this point, he got pissy and put her in another room. Clearly, he's more eager to sperg to random retards in a Kiwi Farms Telegram chat than he is to be with his family. When others called him out on this, he started pouting and got off vc for the day.
The obvious question here is what the fuck? Lucky for us, Bob likes to tell just as much as he likes to show! A bit of backstory: Bob supposedly got an email in 2019 which led to him fleeing the country to Vietnam (you're welcome). To what did the email pertain? According to Bob, his friends were hacking into "government stuff" but he doesn't know the exact charges. When the topic of extradition came up, Bob was quick to mention that they don't extradite for cp. As if that wasn't suspicious enough, he continued to give out personal details about himself and almost intentionally showed us his passport. He dared us to try and dox him, yet, in another curious move, stated he already had a doxbin. He then preached about opsec and "segmenting your aliases." Other things he mentioned: he's got three bedrooms and two bathrooms, he is 6'0 tall, his wife is a STAHM, and his father was an alcoholic but has been sober for 3-4 years.
While I'm unsure if Bob is a kiwi, I know for sure our next star is. Meet Coolest Ice, AKA White Glove, whiteglovian, or Mr. Cool ICE, as she calls herself here.
Ice is a FTM trans person but she doesn't care what pronouns people call her. She was born with poor genes, and a myriad of health conditions, and has developed many psychological issues, gender dysphoria being one. She has stated she is disgusted by sex and sex organs, including and especially her own. She gained weight intentionally to help hide the fact she has breasts. Despite all this, she has no plans to get surgery or anything. Ice is also blatantly misogynistic, which is interesting, considering she's said she has a girlfriend.
Ice is quite the character, spending most of her days sperging and oversharing in both the text chat and the voice chat. She talks a lot about herself and feels the need to repeatedly explain herself and show what her version of proof looks like because she doesn't want people "lying about her."
When this cycle starts, people will inevitably start 'dogpiling' her in chat, she'll be told to take a break, then she will freak out because she's terrified of being banned from the chat.
For reasons I'm sure are similar to these, she's banned from sneedchat here. Oh yeah, did I mention she has a thread? Speaking of people with threads, DropKiwiFarms reached out to Ice in an attempt to... well, I'll let you be the judge. Fair warning, I don't know if these are in order, I saved them in the order she sent them.
I believe she's sent more screenshots since those but I can't be fucked to go and find them. I could post way more about both Ice and Bob, but I'm not going to do that here. This is all just a fraction of milk, but I'm sure you get the idea.
Let's start with an appetizer. Here are some individuals who were silly enough to attach faces to their names. Can't confirm if kiwi friends or foes.
This butterface was determined to let everyone know that she was, indeed, a True and Honest white woman and a kiwi. She also felt the need to make sure we know that she loves black dick... as if we couldn't tell by looking at her. Her sperging eventually led to her talking about how she used to be a teacher and she slept with one of her students. She was subsequently banned.
And then there's this guy, who is simultaneously the most and least fit kiwi!
Foreshadowing:
Sideshow characters:
Eric Chun...
and his cute cat.
And Big Salad, who opted to only show herself from the neck down, until her attention span betrayed her.
Though, she was nice enough to
before taking us out for a smoke.
Now, on to the stars of our show. We'll start with Bob, aka Bob2.0.
Bob loves to appear on camera and show off his things, including but not limited to: his toys...
his wall outlet...
his wife and their lovely pregnancy photos...
and even their child!
Now, Bob here is a great dad. His wife asked him to hold the child for 10 minutes and he held her for about 45! At this point, he got pissy and put her in another room. Clearly, he's more eager to sperg to random retards in a Kiwi Farms Telegram chat than he is to be with his family. When others called him out on this, he started pouting and got off vc for the day.
The obvious question here is what the fuck? Lucky for us, Bob likes to tell just as much as he likes to show! A bit of backstory: Bob supposedly got an email in 2019 which led to him fleeing the country to Vietnam (you're welcome). To what did the email pertain? According to Bob, his friends were hacking into "government stuff" but he doesn't know the exact charges. When the topic of extradition came up, Bob was quick to mention that they don't extradite for cp. As if that wasn't suspicious enough, he continued to give out personal details about himself and almost intentionally showed us his passport. He dared us to try and dox him, yet, in another curious move, stated he already had a doxbin. He then preached about opsec and "segmenting your aliases." Other things he mentioned: he's got three bedrooms and two bathrooms, he is 6'0 tall, his wife is a STAHM, and his father was an alcoholic but has been sober for 3-4 years.
While I'm unsure if Bob is a kiwi, I know for sure our next star is. Meet Coolest Ice, AKA White Glove, whiteglovian, or Mr. Cool ICE, as she calls herself here.
Ice is a FTM trans person but she doesn't care what pronouns people call her. She was born with poor genes, and a myriad of health conditions, and has developed many psychological issues, gender dysphoria being one. She has stated she is disgusted by sex and sex organs, including and especially her own. She gained weight intentionally to help hide the fact she has breasts. Despite all this, she has no plans to get surgery or anything. Ice is also blatantly misogynistic, which is interesting, considering she's said she has a girlfriend.
Ice is quite the character, spending most of her days sperging and oversharing in both the text chat and the voice chat. She talks a lot about herself and feels the need to repeatedly explain herself and show what her version of proof looks like because she doesn't want people "lying about her."
When this cycle starts, people will inevitably start 'dogpiling' her in chat, she'll be told to take a break, then she will freak out because she's terrified of being banned from the chat.
For reasons I'm sure are similar to these, she's banned from sneedchat here. Oh yeah, did I mention she has a thread? Speaking of people with threads, DropKiwiFarms reached out to Ice in an attempt to... well, I'll let you be the judge. Fair warning, I don't know if these are in order, I saved them in the order she sent them.
I believe she's sent more screenshots since those but I can't be fucked to go and find them. I could post way more about both Ice and Bob, but I'm not going to do that here. This is all just a fraction of milk, but I'm sure you get the idea.
Another tg autist and fellow kiwi I feel deserves an honorable mention is Luna. Known for being quite obnoxious and for thirsting over Josh in the tg chat, this was her profile at first:
Obviously, people asked if that pic was actually her.
She would later change her username to "AdolfineTittler", which sparked the curiosity of another kiwi in chat. They found this Twitter,
which led them to this Instagram.
The following exchange took place:
Of course, DKF is always watching.
Then this happened:
Whether serious or not, Luna decided to make this post, which revealed her KF account.
I'll let you all decide for yourselves if this german kiwi is the same german chick from the Twitter/Insta.
Obviously, people asked if that pic was actually her.
She would later change her username to "AdolfineTittler", which sparked the curiosity of another kiwi in chat. They found this Twitter,
which led them to this Instagram.
The following exchange took place:
Of course, DKF is always watching.
Then this happened:
Whether serious or not, Luna decided to make this post, which revealed her KF account.
I'll let you all decide for yourselves if this german kiwi is the same german chick from the Twitter/Insta.
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I miss rob and his Haba baby so much 
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I agreeI miss rob and his Haba baby so much
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Mr. Cool ICE is no big deal she makes a point to post her face every time she's in chat. It's hard to avoid seeing that fedora tipper when in it's company.
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I really hope it hasn't leaked that my name is "Juan pero no Olvidado" and I live in Chihuahua, Mexico with me mama and get paid mucho peso to troll on the Internet, which I use to buy grande taco and Modelo every siesta.
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Very true. I posted Ice mostly for those who don’t have telegram and/or aren’t familiar with her yet.
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It's okay it hasn't, you're good
Sneedifarms
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Oh hey, that's my screenshots of me arguing with coolest ice LOL. Don't even remember taking those honestly, they must have been a while ago. You wouldn't be able to tell though because the same argument happens basically every other day.
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It's easy to forget it's an extension of KF for me. It just seems like a place full of potential friends and I know I come off as a little kid some times due to that
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Gunpla is not a toy you gorilla nigger
That is NOT what I said. I said they ONLY extradite for CP. Which is why I'm not worried, because I've only done hacker man stuff.
Sorry I don't spend every waking hour with my baby. My wife watches her. I do work on my computer while sperging in VC
If only I had a device on my ears that could limit audio to only my ears and not others
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An Uzbek has found the chat and is telling Bob he looks semitic
Fizzle
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Let's not forget our handsome little boy Wiggler. What a boyish smile ehhy?
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His name is brandon iirc
He said something about his family being in Australian politics
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That's a pretty shit looking guitar, I'm not gonna lie to you.
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Is this the thread where we do face reveals?
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Just when I thought this meme was long dead it still gets me from the grave
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Big Salad is cute and I would sex her
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I mean it shouldnt suprise me we've got a bunch of low iq attention whores here the moment they have a fucking opportunity to shove themselves on camera but there we go