Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Anyone that gives this grifter money at this point deserves to get scammed

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Driven mad with anticipation and a ghost-boner he can't shake off, Keffals took some pills and actually braved the main floor at TwitchCon to find his dream thot Denims. Twitch provided him with security escorts to match his imperial ego:



Unfortunately for Keffals, Denims had already left and was busy getting her womb destroyed at an exclusive hotel room sex party with the recently face-revealed Dream and the boys, so too bad for Keffals. Should've gotten out of that basement bunker earlier. Gotta do more if you wanna do the Twitch thot instead of your usual fare of autistic girls staring at trains outside your window so they don't have to watch you dilate in front of them. "Hopless", whispered the voice in the back of his head, "Lucas, you know it's hopeless. Denims likes dick, you have none, it's hooopeeeleeess.".

Somewhere outside of Belgrade (or perhaps Buffalo, NY depending on who you follow), an American in his early thirties logs into OnlyFans, finds Denims' profile and leaves her a friendly DM with a hefty tip from the KiwiFarms public crypto-wallet. In another browser window, he rants on his forum: "OnlyFans is a plague. Thots get nothing. Sluts get nothing. My employer once took me and other nerds to a bubble bath brothel in Japan and I was the only one who refused to go in. Slavic women are cold and shouty, Japanese women are smoll uwu but still look too Asian. American women...".

Back at TwitchCon, Natalie, despite not being at TwitchCon herself, uses her private eye NECRO XIII to spot Keffals roaming the mainfloor, still looking for Denims. Natalie, feeling especially brave and freshly peaked (having recently read about Keffals and the Catboy Ranch), tweets out the following catfight challenge:

 

[The Line]

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This is gold. Lucas, you don't have the ability to raise another $100k. You milked that cow dead as shit. Even at the height of your victimhood arc, it took you the better part of a week to hit that number, and now you think, in spite of all the newly acquired hate from your fellow dickless goblins, you're going to hit that number in a day?

Nigger, you're delusional. Anyone can see this is just another fucking grift. How convenient you set the goal to the same number as your GFM. It's so fucking obvious what you intend to do. You feel the criticisms rising, the Twitter numbers dwindling and you're more than willing to "donate" your own funds in an attempt to repair your reputation.

What a charity to pick as well with TransLifeline. Fucking grifters uniting together. Surely you attaching yourself to them isn't going to have negative consequences. I haven't even read much of the TransLifeline thread, but even I know they're responsible for more suicides than Kiwifarms.

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You should have taken your own advice.

>donating to trans lifeline

Who wants to bet that this is Lucas's gift to Fong-Jones as repayment for their alliance?

 

[Stinkyboy]

TransLifeline, another well known grift.
Canada is literally starting up a 3 digit mental health/suicide hotline right now [988].
They won’t doctor the books, though.

 

[AnOminous]

This is gold. Lucas, you don't have the ability to raise another $100k. You milked that cow dead as shit. Even at the height of your victimhood arc, it took you the better part of a week to hit that number, and now you think, in spite of all the newly acquired hate from your fellow dickless goblins, you're going to hit that number in a day?

Also why would they think he wouldn't just pocket all that money again and use it for himself like he did the last one?

You should have taken your own advice.

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!

It's like this retard is a badly translated anime/vidya villain.

Driven mad with anticipation and a ghost-boner he can't shake off, Keffals took some pills and actually braved the main floor at TwitchCon to find his dream thot Denims. Twitch provided him with security escorts to match his imperial ego:

Autogynephile smirk bingo card punched.

 

[Punished Neco]

>donating to trans lifeline

Who wants to bet that this is Lucas's gift to Fong-Jones as repayment for their little alliance?

Nah it was just the first booth they visited yesterday on stream and the person running the booth basically just convinced them to do it. If they'd gone to the Trevor Project booth (They visited that 5 minutes later) first then they'd probably have gone for that one.

The person at the booth just said how it's $25 per call to help a single person so any streamer raising $1 or $1000 it all adds up to save lives. Keffals of course then bragged about their previous charity stream and how much that raised.


[A] This could be read to add further fuel to the EFNO/Keffals relationship rumor

 

[themasterlurker]

Has there been any further reasoning why a handgun was put on Keffals warrant or has that just faded into nothingness?

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Don't press on that post FFS, it was meant to be a joke. I said I was gonna ship Joshua Moon with Denims in a slashfic to piss off Keffals, so I wrote that post just for teh LULZ, and I included some of Moon's rants about the women of the world from his last MATI podcast. That's it.

 

[Roak]

Funny that even the "normies" at LSF are calling Lucas insane


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lmao

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Has there been any further reasoning why a handgun was put on Keffals warrant or has that just faded into nothingness?

There have been no updates on that investigation whatsoever. Not from Keffals and not from the LOP themselves. No updates about the LOP catching or indicting the impersonator (behind the e-mail threatening a mass shooting at London City Hall), no calls from Keffals on his followers to contact the LOP to get to the bottom of that impersonation incident, nothing.

Keffals has decided that KF was to somehow blame for it all and that has become the accepted narrative.
Keffals completely doesn't give a fuck about the actual perpetrator of the impersionation e-mail being held accountable by LE.
Keffals is perfectly happy to let the actual perpetrator walk free as long as everyone goes along with his hitjob on KF.

 

[grapeshark77]

That couldn't have gone worse for Keffals - the only drama was caused by him and he did a sad basement stream to no viewers where we saw his actual body and bald spot. Now going back to Canada with no fiance.

All of his tweets about the convention have basically been this but not a joke

Spoiler

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[Symalsa]

Human beings are out of Lucas league. Only another deranged tranny would want to dilate the hunchbacks necrotic stinkditch.

I wonder if Lucas ever shared a picture of his neo vagina with anyone. Curious to know how butchered it is. I figure if they are encouraging people to transition, there has to be strong selling points beyond "trust me bro". Or maybe minors are just that easy to sell the idea to without much proof.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Keffals should get banned from every social media. Not because of anything he's done, not because of what he says, just to get him offline and to think about living in real life again. No politics, no social media, no Internet, no electronics, no cars, no planes. Just dump him in the middle of an undeveloped region and see how he fares. Is he capable of residing in an offline world?

An artificial person, a byproduct of a superficial society with no life skills to fend for himself. Always in need of the safety blanket of civilization and of others. He was once a natural being just like every other human or animal. Now lives an abomination of experimental surgical machinations and unbalanced chemicals. A manifestation of modern science's hubris, believing to copy the masterful work of nature. Every man, woman, child, and animal that witnesses this monstrosity takes a double take at the freak. A freak who will never escape the hell he made for himself even in death.

I simply cannot imagine the immeasurable pain his father must have gone through to witness with the loss of his son, the loss of any potential for grandchildren. Mental illness is truly disastrous for society. Man's hands, once tools for creation is now used to tear himself apart, enjoy it, and recommend it to others.

 

[Procrastinhater]

What the fuck is this nigga's hair doing?

Falling out. Leaving the premises. Getting the fuck out of Dodge. Abandoning the Hunchback to his fate.

 

[Nykysnottrans]

[A] This could be read to add further fuel to the EFNO/Keffals relationship rumor

So Ellen Murray is the consolation prize for Keffals not being able to fuck dream thot Denims with his ghostdick? LMAOOO.

 

[Hogscraper]

I wonder if Lucas ever shared a picture of his neo vagina with anyone. Curious to know how butchered it is. I figure if they are encouraging people to transition, there has to be strong selling points beyond "trust me bro". Or maybe minors are just that easy to sell the idea to without much proof.

it's in the op.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Falling out. Leaving the premises. Getting the fuck out of Dodge. Abandoning the Hunchback to his fate.

I like think of it as his baldness ratioing his hair follicles.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I wonder if Lucas ever shared a picture of his neo vagina with anyone. Curious to know how butchered it is. I figure if they are encouraging people to transition, there has to be strong selling points beyond "trust me bro". Or maybe minors are just that easy to sell the idea to without much proof.

I wish I didn't know this but there's videos of him putting things into it. It looks like a fish mouth with one of those tongue parasites, it does not resemble any vagina I've ever seen besides being a hole between legs on a human being.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

But there are no women on the internet.

The state of online lesbian dating sites in Current Year are proof of this thesis.

 

[Brutality]

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This is gold. Lucas, you don't have the ability to raise another $100k. You milked that cow dead as shit. Even at the height of your victimhood arc, it took you the better part of a week to hit that number, and now you think, in spite of all the newly acquired hate from your fellow dickless goblins, you're going to hit that number in a day?

Nigger, you're delusional. Anyone can see this is just another fucking grift. How convenient you set the goal to the same number as your GFM. It's so fucking obvious what you intend to do. You feel the criticisms rising, the Twitter numbers dwindling and you're more than willing to "donate" your own funds in an attempt to repair your reputation.

What a charity to pick as well with TransLifeline. Fucking grifters uniting together. Surely you attaching yourself to them isn't going to have negative consequences. I haven't even read much of the TransLifeline thread, but even I know they're responsible for more suicides than Kiwifarms.

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You should have taken your own advice.

You would think that after over a month of damage controlling Lucas would begin to realize that he isn't bulletproof. Even with his mental retardation and HRT Brainfog he should at least consider that not only does this make him look like the most arrogant son of a bitch in the world but also that the optics of raising said money for another organization well known for fraud & embezzlement doesn't reflect well on him or his fans at all.

I'd be amazed If he even got half of what he did before. Sure his herd of nigger cattle will definitely use their tugboat money, but all the mainstream attention his GFM got has petered out much like his streams viewership.

Buckle up buckaroos, that 24 hour stream is gonna be... something