Simple solution 1: Napalm Verkhovna Rada, catch Zelensky, Bring him in Batzka's manor, Call Putin, get them to have a chit-chat, exterminate foreign involvement in Slav feud. Impossible? Not really... But nobody wants to have such a headache.
The only thing he can punish for real is micro-penis.
My theory is that whenever Rick is feeling peckish at night and too lazy to wobble over to the fridge, he takes a bite out of Nikki. It would explain both her getting thinner and some, if not all, of his monstrous fatness.
Quit talking shit about Rick's current rape victim. The obesity in the household is primarily that of Rick. Rick's obesity is primal and permanent, nothing but his obesity defines him, and everyone in his presence is a victim of his incessant, constant, omnipresent, and utterly vicious corpulence.
I hope they go 88 MPH right into a tree.
Damn. She's wearing ratty gray sneakers with her dress. She could not have cared less about that wedding. When you're phoning it in on the first day of your new life, that is not a good sign.
What a brilliant insight into geopolitics by Patrick S Talleyrand. It's a wonder that the State Department and UN aren't knocking on his door instead of the local police.
No, he shouldn't. She's better off without this turd as a dad. She's better off with a dead dad who was at least a real dad than a worm serial killer like Rick.
What a pair of fucking retards. Pat looks like a sketchy lawyer and Nikki looks like a bridesmaid.
You consider this an inferior community and you've only scurried here because you got bullied out of your homeland because you got a massive ego over a memestream with 30 live viewers and your attention seeking behavior got so aggrandizing that people took you up on your open offer to dox you and found that your "hot brazilian wife" was actually a frumpy immigrant cleaning lady, after which you Deleted Fucking Everything and hid in a hole for a few months. The only reason you are not routinely reminded of this ITT is because this is cringey metadrama not directly related to the topic of this thread, but seriously please stfu nigger
