Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

[Eggman's Ghost]

from all ive read i dont put it past someone like this to fake a disability
at the same time tho, if our only thing to go off of is "he stands up occasionally", i dont think thats concrete
some disabled people who need wheelchairs to move around in the world can still stand
id like this to be something we dig more into
im also still curious to know WHY, what made him consider this attention venture in particular, why a wheelchair of all things? surely theres some internal logic there that i wanna take a spoon to

when u get a furry to make THIS expression, youve won
idk what youve won
but it doesnt deserve a reward

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He's only been doing the wheelchair larp for a little over a year now, before that he was physically abled enough to go to conventions and walk around unassisted. He started the wheelchair thing right after his last convention blow up at BLFC where he got caught wearing a visible diaper under his booty shorts and con staff asked him to change. I really think he introduced the wheelchair just to give himself extra special person points. He likely thought no one would fuck with him performing his gross antics if he was in a wheelchair.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

He's only been doing the wheelchair larp for a little over a year now, before that he was physically abled enough to go to conventions and walk around unassisted. He started the wheelchair thing right after his last convention blow up at BLFC where he got caught wearing a visible diaper under his booty shorts and con staff asked him to change. I really think he introduced the wheelchair just to give himself extra special person points. He likely thought no one would fuck with him performing his gross antics if he was in a wheelchair.

Are we sure he didn’t ask the staff to change him?

 

[Cap-tan]

Tbf I don't really understand anyone that doesn't want kids. whats the point of us being around if not to fulfill our one biological imperitive.

Powalevel: I was basically born sterile. There are other things you can do to feel like there is purpose to your life.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I'm going to withhold my vote for "dies or goes full Christopher Reeves when the back-alley paralysis surgery goes even more wrong than it was supposed to."

After watching enough Cowboy movies, I know one way for him to break his spine:

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

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Okay, this is a little bit too one-sided. I replaced it with a more fun poll.

Needs an option for "gets ziptied and wheeled out after having a drug-induced raving meltdown in the middle of the convention hall".

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Needs an option for "gets ziptied and wheeled out after having a drug-induced raving meltdown in the middle of the convention hall".

With 20 people filming it from different angles.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Oh good, I was wondering when this thread would be moved to AC. Unless I'm gay and I tws here already

 

[0 0]

Oh good, I was wondering when this thread would be moved to AC. Unless I'm gay and it was here already

It was originally in Lolcows because the Stinkditch category didn't exist when it was made and he was mostly known as a Kevin Gibes orbiter. He didn't start becoming a giant nuisance to furries until after the thread was made.

Seeing as he wound up getting banned from two distinct furry conventions in under a year, I went ahead and moved it to Animal Control.

 

[KingPoisson]

Nevermind, figured it out.

It's the Cove picnic area at Lake Chabot, on the East side of SF Bay. Further digging indicates Further Confusion (the San Jose furry con) was having some kind of picnic/organizing meeting there this weekend.

More evidence this is our guy.

I should go visit these events if I get to see some retard get decked lmao

 

[Faglock Holmes]

This man definitely belongs in AC now. On another note, I imagine that smoking around a bunch of flammable fursuits might also have been one of the many valid reasons for concern. Picture it: a mosh pit of fursuiters, all lit on fire by mr. identities.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

so we know its possible to suck dick for cock. but what about sucking cock for dick?

 

[Catgirl Enthusiast]

Dad just didn't know what he was getting into going into a furry con. I take my kids to family friendlier anime cons and we laugh at the retards and gawk at the inappropriately dressed women. I wouldn't take my kids within a miles distance of a furry con. They would likely be abducted and sold into sex slavery as a puppy. I just wish dad had a gun so we could close this thread.

 

[John Freeman]

so we know its possible to suck dick for cock. but what about sucking cock for dick?

I’m pretty sure everyone misheard him. I swear I picked up “I suck dick for pride!”.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

I just wish dad had a gun so we could close this thread.

Of all the troon cows I follow on here, Ripley legit seems like the one whose mouth will most likely someday write a check his ass can't cash. He clearly has anger management issues and readily picks fights with just about anyone – all it'll take is for him to mouth off to the wrong melanated individual in Oakland who doesn't fuck with that whole tranny shit (I'm sure there's still a few people like that even in the hive of wokery that is the Bay Area) and he'll legit get his ass beat.

I’m pretty sure everyone misheard him. I swear I picked up “I suck dick for pride!”.

A number of commenters on the various Reddit threads on the video thought he was saying "I suck dick for God!", like he was trying to dunk on conservative Christians or something. I can kind of hear that, myself, but "I suck dick for cock" has clearly established itself as a meme by now, so

 

[John Freeman]

Of all the troon cows I follow on here, Ripley legit seems like the one whose mouth will most likely someday write a check his ass can't cash. He clearly has anger management issues and readily picks fights with just about anyone – all it'll take is for him to mouth off to the wrong melanated individual in Oakland who doesn't fuck with that whole tranny shit (I'm sure there's still a few people like that even in the hive of wokery that is the Bay Area) and he'll legit get his ass beat.


A number of commenters on the various Reddit threads on the video thought he was saying "I suck dick for God!", like he was trying to dunk on conservative Christians or something. I can kind of hear that, myself, but "I suck dick for cock" has clearly established itself as a meme by now, so

Spent some time in California during grad school and I’d argue the majority of people who live outside of gentrified/upper class areas don’t exactly fw the tranny bs. Try asking some imposing individual of a melanin-enriched persuasion his pronouns. Better yet, do it in some delapitated housing project where even cops don’t patrol. Or maybe ask a 75 year old white almond farmer from Montana, who wears a ten gallon hat + mirrored aviators and drives a 1975 F-150 how he identifies. That would also be a neat experiment.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I’m pretty sure everyone misheard him. I swear I picked up “I suck dick for pride!”.

Pride of course being my new queer cryptocurrency. Guess which angle the profiles are taken at!

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I don't think we've done enough to honour that weekend dad. He saw Rioley flipping out like that, knew nothing more than he was a mentally unwell man in a wheelchair, and decided to tip him out of it anyway. The word hero gets thrown about a lot these days, but I hope we all would display such courage under fire when faced with a stunning brave transwymyn expressing herself so vocally. I hope your ex wife doesn't see this clip, and I hope you continue to get to see your child every other weekend, weekend dad.

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

Man, the one time I decide to skip the FC picnic and I miss out on kicking a lolcow's teeth in.

I'm so disappointed

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

He clearly has anger management issues and readily picks fights with just about anyone – all it'll take is for him to mouth off to the wrong melanated individual in Oakland who doesn't fuck with that whole tranny shit (I'm sure there's still a few people like that even in the hive of wokery that is the Bay Area) and he'll legit get his ass beat.

For sure, for his own protection he should be in mandatory treatment at least until he can learn to contain his rages, but that will never happen. I'd put my money on it being a short woman who carries a gun for personal protection ending him, or maybe a dude trying to protect his kids/wife. Ripley is a tall dude and he uses that to intimidate people, plus he has that rage strength. We can all lol about the recent video because there are many people around and he can't do any serious harm, but if he were to flip out like that at a single person in isolation, they would certainly have a case for self-defense no matter what happens. (Edit: If Rippers were to get up out of his chair, if he insists on the butt scoot he's still pretty harmless).