Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

Specifically, Crumbreon was the user @Immaculate Ape.

Close enough.

Nick will be streaming on Locals soon.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

Nick will be streaming here in a bit to Locals.
Hopefully he'll touch on Hoeg and Bytes being cucks for YT and the troon squad a bit.

 

[nym]

a bald-faced liar

FWIW this reminds me of that "I've rushed to judgement about friends before and regretted it" thing -- it's entirely possible you're dealing with a midwit who never saw hypocrisy in what they said.
But I dunno. Don't get me wrong, I never liked her. She seems weirdly unexceptional at best. "Nice" in all the worst ways.

 

[electronic elephant]

Hoeg was also upset that Nick called him "30 or 50 names", which I dont even think is true.

Fuck just call him Ethan Law, he's fat enough and claims two kids.

The "he called me names" bit does have some gunt energy.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

The "he called me names" bit does have some gunt energy.

Not Hoeg Law, more like Hog Law.

 

[oh no im late for school]

The "he called me names" bit does have some gunt energy.

it wasn't just "he called me names", the guy literally had a count of how many times like he writes it down in his diary and cries himself to sleep about it

 

[Joggin Noggin]

it wasn't just "he called me names", the guy literally had a count of how many times like he writes it down in his diary and cries himself to sleep about it

If Nick has called you 30-50 names, you're likely a fat and need to stop eating or a massive commie cuck. Heading his mean words would do Hoeg some good

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

FWIW this reminds me of that "I've rushed to judgement about friends before and regretted it" thing -- it's entirely possible you're dealing with a midwit who never saw hypocrisy in what they said.
But I dunno. Don't get me wrong, I never liked her. She seems weirdly unexceptional at best. "Nice" in all the worst ways.

...Hence why I said I don't know about Hoeg.
Once is a mistake, twice is a coincidence, three times is a choice.
Bytes is too smart in my opinion to not be just a hypocrite, the whole DUI guy bullshit was what gave me that opinion. This isn't her first time weaseling words.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

I believe he was busy but he has gone at keffals before on Twitter I believe. Fucker tweets alot though.

I seem to recall him mentioning he was going to be on the road (bike trip) and hence he couldn't take part in some trial or another... but I might be wrong.

Legal Bytes is a cunt. A big stinky cunt.
Law and Lumber takes 2x4s up the ass.
Hoag is a choad.

Legal Bytes always struck me as being utterly slimy, but I tried to set it aside because Nick was letting her on stream so I figured maybe she was just an autistic-sounding cunt. No, turns out she's a complete piece of shit who wanted to start her own little gay club and tell everyone what to do. Fuck her.

 

[electronic elephant]

I seem to recall him mentioning he was going to be on the road (bike trip) and hence he couldn't take part in some trial or another... but I might be wrong.

It's probably the current trial Nick is streaming. Nick's said similar things when people ask if Branca is going to be on.

 

[nym]

...Hence why I said I don't know about Hoeg.
Once is a mistake, twice is a coincidence, three times is a choice.
Bytes is too smart in my opinion to not be just a hypocrite ... This isn't her first time weaseling words.

Do you think my immediate thought that "she's a friggin attorney" [re: weaseling] is crazy?
I feel like she has her mind too hard set on the "serious female attorney" thing, like she could be writing for She-Hulk, but I actually don't get the impression she's just a purely bad egg.

She just seems, y'know, bland, unimpressive. (and: trying to be milquetoast). They're the faults I get from her.

Actually Jeff below me makes me concretize what I'm thinking:
I don't think Bytes has a real concrete opinion of who she herself is.
Probably being pulled in a lot of directions at once, but is naturally too "nice" (and just like the feminist meme of "nice guys", "nice" is dangerous, because it indicates people who are not willing to express what they should if they fear hurting others -- niceness is bad).

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

IIRC Legalbytes hadn't been out of law school long by the time she appeared on the Rittenhouse streams.
I don't even know if she's currently practicing or doing some shit consulting job.
But she has no solid opinions on anything and has to rely on panel streams to get numbers.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

I feel like she has her mind too hard set on the "serious female attorney" thing

Exactly. She tried to keep of the facade of the intellectual lawyer who must be serious at all times, as if lawyers aren't just real people who happen to have an education in niche field. In her attempt to appeal to everyone, she appeals to no one and seems like a milquetoast dunce with little to no principles or insight into the legal profession.

I don't even know if she's currently practicing or doing some shit consulting job.

I believe she had been practicing, but not very long. A few years max

 

[Lone Outsider]

If Nick has called you 30-50 names, you're likely a fat and need to stop eating or a massive commie cuck. Heading his mean words would do Hoeg some good

You know, Hoeg says often that "reasonable minds can differ". I guess he isn't as reasonable as he and everybody else thought he was, and yet Uncivil is.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Tie the TTS volume and character limit to the donation amount too. Have a nonstop flood of schizophrenic $1 single sentence ramblings, punctuated by crisp clear $5-10 statements, and then every now and then a massive booming $50+ paypig diatribe.

N

 

[nym]

You know, Hoeg says often that "reasonable minds can differ". I guess he isn't as reasonable as he and everybody else thought he was, and yet Uncivil is.

I get the impression that Uncivil has the innate willingness to piss anyone off he damn well pleases, and in fact loves doing so, and thus in a lot of ways is a lot like what we love in Nick, but unlike Nick, he kinda lacks the charisma AND the "I don't really care if it doesn't go my way" stance.
That last one is remarkable in Nick, if it's real, and I swear to god it seems realer in him than... oh nevermind, don't wanna suck the subjects dick. I got a lot of respect for Rekieta, we know that.

Real easy to draw disparities and him and his guests; I think a lot are unfair, as Nick will admit: dude got lucky in a lot of ways; most people resent one thing or another, and the external roots of that resentment is usually luck. God bless the lucky, I guess. Nick's a lucky bastard. How would your life have turned out if you took up cheerleading?

I think Rekieta bears good fortune with more grace than 99.99%. Maybe that's my summary. <--Yeah, I'll call it the TL;DR.

 

[DaBigBopper]

I tend to give Kurt shit due to his general spergy nature that makes even KF autism look tame at times, but hearing Nick say that Kurt was consistently making sure Nick was doing good behind the scenes and sticking up for Nick in front of milquetoast bytes and her simp reinforces that Kurt is a good friend. Very spergy, but still a good guy

Kurt's a guy who is kinda annoying, but more because I don't think he has anyone to talk to. He's a man in his 40's who still wants kids and is a bit autistic. I don't hate him, but I wish that he'd shut up on certain topics like Religion where other guests like Joe are more educated (it's mostly his /r/atheism bs).

He can be a bit of a bitch like the shit with his trolls and reporting their shit, but he seems to just be kinda autistic. Bytes seems to be a part of the LA hellhole in that she has no actual values, Nick for all the jokes isn't a fucking servant of Mammon like she is.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

Nick Rekiketa sharing his opinions about Legal Kike right now on locals.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Not Hoeg Law, more like Hog Law.

More like ALOG law with how he feels about Nick.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

Nick's very neutral video saying the DUI drama was gay and everyone needs to move on was apparently the straw that actually broke the camel's back. Jesus christ these weirdos have such thin skin.