Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Whatever happens at the next con I really, really hope it involves throwing a fully loaded diaper at someone.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Whatever happens at the next con I really, really hope it involves throwing a fully loaded diaper at someone.

Can I hope it somehow bounces back at him?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Can I hope it somehow bounces back at him?

No, but you can hope for another degenerate to respond in kind and throw two fully loaded diapers in Brettykin's face.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I should probably remind myself his targets are probably also furries. Except elephant furry, he's like one of the virtuous pagans in Limbo.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

No, but you can hope for another degenerate to respond in kind and throw two fully loaded diapers in Brettykin's face.

i just hope that whoever he picks a fight with is equally, if not more, mentally disturbed
this isnt a moral crusade theres no need for a hero to "put him in his place"
this is a circus and personally i wanna see the clowne duke it out

 

[Probably An Autist]

No, but you can hope for another degenerate to respond in kind and throw two fully loaded diapers in Brettykin's face.

he'd enjoy that though

 

[Swiss46]

“drop a consenting MMA fighter with pressure points”

The issue is that man clearly didn't consent. Rioley's fighting style requires an opponent that doesn't fight back is all. This is what makes the Rioley vs Ralph hypothetical fight so interesting. Ralph's willingness to fold like a bitch and lay there would perhaps be the greatest chance for Rioley to deploy his pressure points.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

The issue is that man clearly didn't consent. Rioley's fighting style requires an opponent that doesn't fight back is all. This is what makes the Rioley vs Ralph hypothetical fight so interesting. Ralph's willingness to fold like a bitch and lay there would perhaps be the greatest chance for Rioley to deploy his pressure points.

Could he find and press them under all that Ralphamale Kevlard though? Wouldn't the gentle jiggling of the interfere with Rioley's aim?
I think I'd pay to see this fight happen.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

For sure, for his own protection he should be in mandatory treatment at least until he can learn to contain his rages, but that will never happen. I'd put my money on it being a short woman who carries a gun for personal protection ending him, or maybe a dude trying to protect his kids/wife. Ripley is a tall dude and he uses that to intimidate people, plus he has that rage strength. We can all lol about the recent video because there are many people around and he can't do any serious harm, but if he were to flip out like that at a single person in isolation, they would certainly have a case for self-defense no matter what happens. (Edit: If Rippers were to get up out of his chair, if he insists on the butt scoot he's still pretty harmless).

Indeed. I rather suspect, however, that for all his unhinged tard rage, Ripley is just self-aware enough to only pull his shit in states where he knows he can get away with it, much like the same Antifa zealots that went hogwild for most of the Trump presidency in Seattle, Portland, Berkeley, and elsewhere were mysteriously subdued in shall-issue states.

 

[Bungus]

I should probably remind myself his targets are probably also furries. Except elephant furry, he's like one of the virtuous pagans in Limbo.

The guy dressed as an elephant is one of those freaks that advocates fucking animals. check his twitter.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

The guy dressed as an elephant is one of those freaks that advocates fucking animals. check his twitter.

Oh, fuck me then.

(Please do not let elephant guy fuck me)

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

I don't think we've done enough to honour that weekend dad. He saw Rioley flipping out like that, knew nothing more than he was a mentally unwell man in a wheelchair, and decided to tip him out of it anyway. The word hero gets thrown about a lot these days, but I hope we all would display such courage under fire when faced with a stunning brave transwymyn expressing herself so vocally. I hope your ex wife doesn't see this clip, and I hope you continue to get to see your child every other weekend, weekend dad.

Yeah, but weekend dad has yet to upload his video of the freak out. We need to see Rioley trying to snatch his phone from his pov, dammit.

 

[Xanax and Wine]

If Ravioli pisses off the wrong/right guy he might wheel out of the upcoming con with an actual paralysis! Maybe that's the endgame here

 

[John Freeman]

If Ravioli pisses off the wrong/right guy he might wheel out of the upcoming con with an actual paralysis! Maybe that's the endgame here

I don’t wanna wish paralysis on anybody because I’ve seen it fuck peoples lives up permanently, but Rioley has no future prospects, no ambition, and yeah I agree to become a paraplegic seems to be his endgame. Then he’ll have actual reason to wear a fucking diaper and scoot around in a wheelchair like the absolute clown he is.

 

[Constellationzero]

this is a circus and personally i wanna see the clowne duke it out

This is a circus, and I wanna see, once and for all, who can not only suck dick for cock, but who can TRULY suck cock for dick.

Otherwise...why are we all here?

 

[Fuck Taxes]

Sorry if I’ve missed it (or fucked the formatting on this video), but I haven’t seen this version posted yet. Filmed right before - idk what a ‘title nine minority’ is but I love the war cries.

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And just like that, the truth is laid bare.

"I am a title 9 minority!"

Not "I am a woman." Not "I am a trans woman." Not even "I am trans." No, he is a "title 9 minority."

That's what it's all about. Rioley doesn't want to be a woman or even trans, he wants clout. That's why he refuses to consider amhole operations that don't let him keep his dick, he is a white male who wants the clout and protections trannies have while still being able to stick his dick in places not ventured by mankind.

He wants to have his cake and eat it, he is keffals but without the balls to chop off his balls.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

And just like that, the truth is laid bare.

"I am a title 9 minority!"

Not "I am a woman." Not "I am a trans woman." Not even "I am trans." No, he is a "title 9 minority."

That's what it's all about. Rioley doesn't want to be a woman or even trans, he wants clout. That's why he refuses to consider amhole operations that don't let him keep his dick, he is a white male who wants the clout and protections trannies have while still being able to stick his dick in places not ventured by mankind.

He wants to have his cake and eat it, he is keffals but without the balls to chop off his balls.

and yet
society will never ask itself WHY straight, cisgender white men feel the need to do anything to escape their position

 

[Fuck Taxes]

and yet
society will never ask itself WHY straight, cisgender white men feel the need to do anything to escape their position

Maybe they should just stop being faggots and learn a non IT trade.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

... he is keffals but without the balls to chop off his balls.

Rioley wants a neo vagaga build around his balls and dicks and at this point I can't say what requires more balls to have to be this kind of batshit crazy: cutting everything you have off and turn it into a horrifying vagina LARP or build the horrifying vagina LARP around our stuff.

 

[BelUwUga]

This man definitely belongs in AC now. On another note, I imagine that smoking around a bunch of flammable fursuits might also have been one of the many valid reasons for concern. Picture it: a mosh pit of fursuiters, all lit on fire by mr. identities.

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Wait, you mean to tell me they cheap out on non-fire retardant materials? Have they seen how quickly untreated synthetics go up? I'm not sure why but I thought there'd at least be self-preservation instinct keeping them from being that retarded. (No complaints here, the more inflammable the better) Also, cutting the can like that is not a great idea with the jagged sharp edge. Instead use a key to "rip" the top on the indicated line (remove tab first):

That should give you two big pieces to bend down. This keeps it away from where it may cut people, and keeps from spilling as easily when tipped. Wet sand for an inch or so at the bottom and you're golden.