Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Falcon Sebben]

Yes.

She has taken leaves of absence before. It may take awhile for her to see its back, but she can't help herself. Once shes knows its back she will start reading again. And then once someone says shes fat looking or that Woggs is gay she will be back.

She'll be back when her "boyfriend" dumps her or she wakes up to the fact he's not quite all there. So long as she gets out before he tries to eat her skin I'm good.

"And my dreams are really starting to come true now"
What is it? The 145th or 146th time she's made that claim over the last decade?

If those are her dreams then they're more like nightmares.

But if Pixy can go on for a decade thinking that she was one step away from being a famous Nipponese Idoru desu desu I think Cherie has some space to think she's more important than she is. After all autists don't brain too good. Chris-Chan himself thought he had a million fans on the internet right after he uploaded his first comic.

Raisin Pie Rapist continues to skeeve the fuck out of the Wogglecord with his painfully unfunny creepy comments and just by shear virtue of him being him...

Call me suspicious, because I totally am, but that back and forth didn't sound legit. There's something off in it or maybe that's just that creepiness runs in his family.

I really gave no indication I was a Kiwi user so I'm unsure why I got banned. It was boring though. It's just Raisin Pie Rapist talking about cheese and coffee 85% of the time.

Neither did I. Unless it had something to do with the invitation and that particular one just resulted in a lot of trolls joining even if they didn't go out of their way to act like it?

 

[Pedophobe]

Aw poor little wolfaboo, falling victim to those mean danged catfishers. He's just a misunderstood nerd! His mum think Cynthia might be trying to scam him! It's all so cute and hecking wholesome.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

This Wogglebug hole gets deeper and deeper...

Are you suggesting Woggy should have less gay sex with Frogman?

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

I glad that weird guy hasn't killed and eaten her yet.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Are you suggesting Woggy should have less gay sex with Frogman?

No they need to have more and do it right in Cherie's face so she gets the point.

Aw poor little wolfaboo, falling victim to those mean danged catfishers. He's just a misunderstood nerd! His mum think Cynthia might be trying to scam him! It's all so cute and hecking wholesome.

Well he seems needy enough and falls in love in a millisecond with any woman that pays him the slightest bit of attention. So yeah it's no wonder his Mom would be worried for him. If his messages are to be believed that is. Who knows? Maybe his Mom is as broken as he is and a complete and utter tool as well. But it still feels fake.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Well he seems needy enough and falls in love in a millisecond with any woman that pays him the slightest bit of attention. So yeah it's no wonder his Mom would be worried for him. If his messages are to be believed that is. Who knows? Maybe his Mom is as broken as he is and a complete and utter tool as well. But it still feels fake.

Spoiler: As I said he's got prison written all over him...

Call this autistic or late because it probably is, but I can't help but feel RPR just got out of the clink, cooked up a scheme targeting vulnerable women on the internet and is using the farms as leverage to manipulate cash straight outta Cherie's mom's account through Cherie into his pocket.

Guys inside or who have just gotten out use, or more appropriately in this case groom naive lonely gullible womenchildren for money and or sex or whatever all the time.

It's usually these repressed middle aged naive religious cat and or Disney type women with a masters in ice cream and pie who have been single for the entirety of their adult lives because BPD or fear of the devil or mommy never let me grow up or all of the above.
Cherie fits that bill to a tee.

If he's managed to get this idea lodged into her head deep enough (it wouldn't take much if she wanted it) that they are soulmates or whatever he thinks she want's to hear "You are a genius and Wogglebug isn't a giant flamboyantly gay incredibly poorly animated nightmare insect and anybody who says otherwise is just a mean troll who wants to come between our Wogglelove" she's putty in his filthy urine drenched hands.

By using the Farms as a common enemy (at least perceivably) he can not only convince her (and us ) that he is firmly on her side but that he is also just some harmless lonely sped on the internet with an earnest love for her and her objectively terrible movies.

It's the perfect in/cover, telegraphed by all the strange and nonsensical shit he wrote on here, feeding directly into Cherie's desperate need for validation/praise and for everyone to pledge their love to the bug with the same fanatical fervour that she's devoted her entire adult life to.

Hell I wouldn't be surprised if he found her through this very thread when fishing for a mark, plus every bit of info he could possibly need to cook up the perfect narrative she would swallow hook line and sinker.
Her entire history is all here in black green and white for him to use as is his want.

Same goes for those texts with his "mother".
It's all just to convince Cherie and to a lesser extent us "yeah see my mom also is overbearing and doesn't let me choose my own destiny and follow my dreams!! Wow we must be made for each other!!!" all very publicly for all the farms and Wogglecord to see, so it appears true and honest and totally on the level.

Concocting this persona of the lonely misunderstood child at heart with an overprotective mother, simply mirroring Cherie
to gain her trust for his end goal, whatever the fuck that may be, I'm betting on her Wogglefunds but besides RPR who the fuck knows.

The truth to who he really is however is no doubt at least five hundred times more mundane, probably just some freak with a special needs feeder fetish, and while that's at least a hundred times less fucked up and potentially dangerous for our Cherie,
whoever or whatever he is I guarantee it's still pretty fucked up in it's own right.
All I know is he didn't get his septum so violently deviated just by watching Mr. Wogglebug ponce n' nonce around like the utter tit he is...

@WogglebugLover an idea for your next next next movie, 'The Wogglebug's Guide to Avoid Being Catfished'...
You can have the catfish be an actual catfish!
$$$!
But seriously fuck this guy off asap.
He only want's your money/body/skin...
Whereas we just want to laugh at you and how flamingly gay Mr Wogglebug so clearly is.
What with him being homosexual and fire breathing and all...

 

[Woggie's child bride]

Guys inside or who have just gotten out use, or more appropriately in this case groom naive lonely gullible womenchildren for money and or sex or whatever all the time.

It's usually these repressed middle aged naive religious cat and or Disney type women with a masters in ice cream and pie who have been single for the entirety of their adult lives because BPD or fear of the devil or mommy never let me grow up or all of the above.
Cherie fits that bill to a tee.

From my experience that's all most men can get so I wouldn't be so sure about him ever having been to prison.

 

[lightswitchdoll]

I hope @WogglebugLover still has access to the email address she used when she originally signed up so she can still post here. Anyone know if she knows we're back up?

(edit - just read the thread properly, somehow missed a few posts, sorry. Did anyone here manage to NOT get thrown out of her discord? If she thinks the site is gone for good then she might not bother to check back)

 

[Starbuxxx]

Cynthia has posted a new fanfic. And it's Wogglebug free... at least in chapter 1.
More evidence that graphic design is her passion!

 

[Spastic Cologne]

I hope @WogglebugLover still has access to the email address she used when she originally signed up so she can still post here. Anyone know if she knows we're back up?

(edit - just read the thread properly, somehow missed a few posts, sorry. Did anyone here manage to NOT get thrown out of her discord? If she thinks the site is gone for good then she might not bother to check back)

She posts on the Wogglecord only slightly more frequently than she currently posts here , that is to say just above fuck all.
Once every fortnight if that.

When she can be fucked to interact with her public it's usually no more than one word replies or a single sentence to her sycophants.
So considerably far less than any of her correspondence on here in the past.
Funny how she chooses to interact with her "haters" more than her "fans", make of that what you will...

But I'm quite certain as with this page (if she does indeed know that it's back up) reads everything that gets posted religiously and will continue to do so as long as people write about her and the insect, no matter the site.
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She is known to "disappear" for months at a time, yet still lurks this board like The Groke herself, feasting on the attention, forever seething in silence and shadow...

Once Raisin Pie Rapist gets what he want's outta her and she's confused by when he inevitably rips her off and leaves her for dead, either figuratively but certainly and I pray not literally, she'll be back posting to the Farms, not so discreetly asking for advice from us, as we are the only people who she can tell because her family would for sure just cut down her internet if they ever found out how she keeps getting scammed out of their money, and she won't tell her "fans" on Wogglecord and WoggleTube because she somehow still believes they are all true and honest and seriously not just us with burner accounts with different usernames than on this site...

 

[Falcon Sebben]

he is known to "disappear" for months at a time, yet still lurks this board like The Groke herself, feasting on the attention, forever seething in silence and shadow...

I know it's a joke but her resemblance to that character is just uncanny. The nose itself, the lank, greasy hair and almost total lack of anything "human" about her. makes for a real uncanny valley kind of situation.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

I know it's a joke but her resemblance to that character is just uncanny. The nose itself, the lank, greasy hair and almost total lack of anything "human" about her. makes for a real uncanny valley kind of situation.

Indeed...

"Hellowe I'm Cynthia Haannd-saaaaann"

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Indeed...

And this is what Wolfaboo wants to "cuddle" with.

There's not enough alcohol on the face of the planet to make we want to cuddle with a human version of the Groke. The idea makes me want to vomit in fear.

 

[Trombonista]

You know what? Forget the talking sword; what this franchise really needs is a talking dog. Perhaps he can also be a cop.

 

[maguyver16]

And this is what Wolfaboo wants to "cuddle" with.

There's not enough alcohol on the face of the planet to make we want to cuddle with a human version of the Groke. The idea makes me want to vomit in fear.

Here's a gift idea for Wolfaboo, how about giving Cherie a nice shell?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Forget the talking sword; what this franchise really needs is a talking dog. Perhaps he can also be a cop.

I prefer a sword.

 

[Overcast]

I'd prefer this kind of talking sword.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

lmao the newest video just dropped. If someone less retarded than me could archive it that would be great. Yes, I know I really need to figure out how to do that by now.

The best part of this are the new goat, vulture, and owl characters. The vulture's mouth movements and tired delivery is my favorite.

Edit to add: watching Sylvie climb the tree at 12:28 is one of my new favorite moments in the series.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Archived in glorious 480p!
Just as Cherie intended...

Holy fucking Christ @WogglebugLover!
You ever heard of audio mixing?!

Seriously buy Richard Poshard 2 a new microphone and teach him how to use it or give him the sack! REALLY!
If he didn't do all this Wogglebunk for gratis I'd hope you'd have given him the boot years back, but knowing you probably not...
Can you legitimately not tell that all his lines are only coming through the left channel and are recorded at an unusable bit rate below 128?!
He sounds like he recorded them over the fucking phone in a submarine!
And yes, people will notice how ghastly it sounds, even if you somehow miraculously don't...
Plus the quality of his audio being significantly and very audibly worse than everyone else's in the movie only makes it that much more noticeable/jarring.
Don't get me started on those levels.
But hey he's only your lead...

STOP EDITING THROUGH YOUR CRAPPY PC SPEAKERS ALREADY!!!

C'mon they're like 10 bucks off eBay!

Dreadful audio is physically painful for an audience to listen to and Voice Guy 2.0's is the worst I've ever suffered through.
Just ask anyone not on your pay roll or on the Wogglecord and they are sure to agree that all his lines are unusable, and that if he doesn't up his game you should immediately hire a new voice for Bugwoggle.
I'm positive some relatively inexpensive VA on Fiverr or wherever with a halfway decent set up/mic (not from a dollar store) could replicate the voice, and even make it sound a little less like two rabid raccoons fucking on the rusty roof of a fucked VW Wogglebug.

But his inexperience/inability/incompetence isn't the only reason he's letting your "movies" down.
He refuses to use a backing track when singing, has no idea how to record his lines outside of his garbage quality laptop mic and when he does sing he sounds as if he's one check up away from a diagnosis of stage iv laryngeal cancer...
Untalented, unprofessional and apart from your "movies" entirely unhirable.

Just because you choose to ignore glaring issues with your product, such as your leads atrocious audio quality, I guarantee nobody else will...

The entire plot is centered around Wogglebug sneezing, surprise surprise, and the climax involves him having to blow his nose,
no really...

He never actually "loses" his laugh (despite being constantly told he needs to find it) , but rather becomes "cursed" to sneeze every time after laughing, mainly at his own terrible "jokes" and "puns" found off old GeoCities sites...

The more accurate title would be "Wogglebug repeatedly laughs, sneezes then cries whilst everybody else fixes his problems for him 6".
Seriously the fat ass fuck just ponces around doing squat, leaving his geriatric father and 7 year old "best friend" to do all the real work.
HELPING HIM!
He does fuck all but crack wise, sneeze and cry!
Mind you whats new, this shit was old in 1905...

Super cool protagonist you got there Cherie, real great role model for the kids!
Don't worry, immediately after hearing him speak they'll just shut it off and go back to playing Fortnight...

Some seriously freaky bugs in this one, pun definitely not intended...

Sylvie sliding around spastically is cranked all the way up to 11 and the cave of inconsistent overly loud laughter is genuinely terrifying.
The eternal question still remains, why not cut away to another shot/angle???
Oh and I assume that aspect ratio of 14:7 or whatever is still totally a creative decision, it's pretty much a signature of the Director at this point...

In case anyone was wondering, rest assured Woggs is still very much gay and proud

 

[Kongo-Müller]

Edit to add: watching Sylvie climb the tree at 12:28 is one of my new favorite moments in the series.

That's some riveting wire fu action, in best Hong Kong cinema tradition.