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Was scrolling through the bird app and found someone making fun of a low-IQ neckbeard/ disgusting pig monster falling for greatly exaggerated rumours about the Farms' demise: (Time stamps: 4:50-16:25)
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Kiwi Farms is Dead AGAIN! Also, State of the Channel and Proposal for New Series.
(10/09/22)

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Aria said:
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Ahh yes because encyclopedia dramtaica and other sites like it are a legitimate source of information on people I don't like.

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Jonah Hill poster said:
He’s also fat shaming Null while thinking that he only does nothing else but keep this website alive.
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The site was literally down for a week because Null had a family emergency and had to go. Funny that was the only reason why the site was down for so long, not because of Cloudflare or the hack but the family emergency.
 
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Aria said:
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Ahh yes because encyclopedia dramtaica and other sites like it are a legitimate source of information on people I don't like.

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Vs. what, being a child predator who moves to Los Angeles to further their streaming career until some silicon valley liberal decides to unperson them, like most figures online? That's the more dignified path to take I guess? I'm real curious to hear what lifestyle the Twitter anime avatar thinks is worthy of respect.

If the site was so trivial then there wouldn't be so many institutions eager to participate in taking it down, despite being completely legally in the clear.
 
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I've seen this fag (who's totally not mad) while looking for reviews on the Bird App. He seems to weirdly insistent on trying to convince himself that the forum is dead despite it still being up, on the same domain, and having the same amount of user activity as it did prior to Lucas' jihad against the forum.

Literally coping, seething, and dilating.
 
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I've seen this fag (who's totally not mad) while looking for reviews on the Bird App. He seems to weirdly insistent on trying to convince himself that the forum is dead despite it still being up, on the same domain, and having the same amount of user activity as it did prior to Lucas' jihad against the forum.

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So basically:

"I love saying 'Kiwifarms is dead' and seeing people ree."

"Kiwifarms isn't dead."

"REEEEEEEEE!"
 
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I've seen this fag (who's totally not mad) while looking for reviews on the Bird App. He seems to weirdly insistent on trying to convince himself that the forum is dead despite it still being up, on the same domain, and having the same amount of user activity as it did prior to Lucas' jihad against the forum.

Literally coping, seething, and dilating.
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I'd love to see this retard talk to one of the usual cows who screech about the site. Imagine him telling ArchivistBecks or Patrick Tomlinson that we're totally dead and don't pose a threat to them anymore.
 
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“slow down, give me some time”

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"I've actually got a lot of work to do, uh, before I can harness this kiwi shit, uh, got a little ahead of myself this time, done this before, but yeah got a little ahead of my self this time, gimme a minute."
 
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I've seen this fag (who's totally not mad) while looking for reviews on the Bird App. He seems to weirdly insistent on trying to convince himself that the forum is dead despite it still being up, on the same domain, and having the same amount of user activity as it did prior to Lucas' jihad against the forum.

Literally coping, seething, and dilating.
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We should just probably have a planned outage every few months so these sad people can have a momentary victory because I'm really feeling sorry for them at this point.

Then they can have their little victory, we can go touch grass for a bit, and then business resumes as usual.
 
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Kiwi Farms is dead. NBC said so:
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I had a few hypothesis as to how things would proceed when the site came back up, but honestly everyone closing their eyes and pretending as hard as they can that the site is completely gone is a bizarre one I didn't expect.
"Nope, nope, I'm bored of this whole thing now so we won and you're dead, you don't exist, you aren't there right now."

I don't know what's wrong with all these people, but this has been a very queer sequence of events in both senses of the word.
 
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Uberpenguin said:
I had a few hypothesis as to how things would proceed when the site came back up, but honestly everyone closing their eyes and pretending as hard as they can that the site is completely gone is a bizarre one I didn't expect.
"Nope, nope, I'm bored of this whole thing now so we won and you're dead, you don't exist, you aren't there right now."

I don't know what's wrong with all these people, but this has been a very queer sequence of events in both senses of the word.
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They're basically mentally babies so they think if they put their hands over their eyes and can't see you, you aren't there.
 
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