Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Lol, the guy teaching them to shoot said that Luke was shaking a lot while holding the gun. "It's okay to be nervous", etc.

Good teacher at least!

 

[1-800-GAMBLER]

Anyone else see it?

 

[LadiosSopp]

The optics on this are hilarious - liberals don't like guns and Keffals looks like he's doing Columbine. He's like a cliche of an edgy 2014 4chan user. It would be bad. but he can barely crack 400 viewers once again.

Was gonna say I wonder what Lucas' stance on guns is. Wouldn't be surprised if he's been on record talking about hoe awful guns are in America and how they need to be taken away, and yet here he is gleefully having fun at the range. Funny how that works.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

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LMFAO look at this posture. Holy shit that is a massive fucking hunchback. How the fuck do you even get a back that looks like this. What the hell is filling that massive lump? It’s not muscle. Fat? Excess HRT stored for emergencies?

The Hunchback of Troondom

 

[themasterlurker]

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LMFAO look at this posture. Holy shit that is a massive fucking hunchback. How the fuck do you even get a back that looks like this. What the hell is filling that massive lump? It’s not muscle. Fat? Excess HRT stored for emergencies?

He might be the only person to ever exist where he can use any optic in this configuration

 

[Inside your walls]

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"Hey kid, want some yummy hormones? I got lots of them back in my hotel room's bathtub"

Cinematic parallels



Bonus (Tried to make his eyes look similiar to the Ragepig)

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

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Starting to think that Lucas has kyphosis, scoliosis, or a mixture of both.
There's having bad posture and then there's whatever the FUCK this is.
He'd need to have an insanely large thoracic curve to get a rib hump like that, but it's hard to tell if it is only on one side.
Luckily for kekkels, spinal fusion is covered by Canada's healthcare.
Unluckily for him, it's a maximally invasive surgery that has a 6-9 month recovery time and would be even rougher for someone unathletic.

Hey, someone who makes Patrick look competent with firearms!

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Imagine that rank moob sweat percolating under those tumors.

Eau de Fagguette.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Quasimodo meets school shooter vibes from Lucas here.

 

[AltisticRight]

Lucas can shoot a gun but he can't shoot loads.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Hard times make strong men
Strong men make good times
Good times make weak men
Weak men make hard times

Simple as that

Microplastic, seed oils and nuclear fallout times make keffals

 

[A Sunset]

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Anyone else see it?

LMFAO he literally looks exactly like the Hatred dude. Very feminine passing there, Lucas! Except he’s even scarier because he’s a deranged Dickless tranny spree killer.

It’s funny, I used to occasionally catch myself calling Keffals she because Lucas looked ((kinda)) feminine in some of his videos with a million filters. Now that he’s streaming IRL, that fucking idea is gone forever. He looks like such a fucking dude LMFAO.

Bonus (Tried to make his eyes look similiar to the Ragepig)
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Christ that is disturbing. Imagine this balding golem coming at you in a dark alley. First you smell the stench of rotting fish and eggs, then you hear a whisper: “Want to join my discord, little boy”?

Starting to think that Lucas has kyphosis, scoliosis, or a mixture of both.
There's having bad posture and then there's whatever the hell this is.

So many fucking troons have this hunchback. Genuinely, does anyone know why that is? Totally bizarre and looks absolately hideous. Is it an side effect from HRT or something?

 

[Cocklaunch]

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ah should've figured it was at a range. I was hoping for some good down in some field shootin', too bad. At least there plenty of nice professional people willing to not let retards like lucas hurt himself or others at the range.

 

[Solid Hyrax]

 

[Null]

Boys will be boys

 

[Punished Neco]

Now that Twitchcon is over and Agent J and Keffals are no longer within spitting range of one another I figured I'd post this tweet that was deleted before archival. This was from Day 3. Holy shit. Agent J has been struggling with feeling like they don't pass etc so I'd imagine Keffals tweets today mocking the FTM isn't going to help.

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Keffals latest stream is seemingly only able to pull in 482 peak viewers, that's down from the bunker stream.

 

[GhaeicSD]

Go nuts.

 

[Formerly Trucks]

That hulking man frame never ceases to make me laugh.

 

[repentance]

Now that Twitchcon is over and they're about to go back to their new apartment we're going to see something new.
Up until now they've been surrounded by people post fiance breakup, now they're going to be in an apartment on their own and alone for the first time since, the weight of this is probably going to hit like a freight train once the reality of the situation actually sets in now that everything calmed down.

He still has plenty of online sycophants willing to love bomb him when he gets the sads and as long as he has that I'm not sure he'll even care that much.

 

[A Sunset]

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TFW you spot a vunerable and mentally-ill minor to invite to your grooming discord.