Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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LMFAO look at this posture. Holy shit that is a massive fucking hunchback. How the fuck do you even get a back that looks like this. What the hell is filling that massive lump? It’s not muscle. Fat? Excess HRT stored for emergencies?
I typed in "Human Male Spine Hunchback" and used the very first result for reference. I exercised care to ensure the curvature/relative scale is unmodified from the original anatomical diagram:
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It's uncanny just how well it fits. (Also, Lucas, I see you've seen the many notes about washing your damn hair. Still styled like a trash middle school goth, but progress!)
 
Fucking based friend "Jenny" for taking Lucas to the range, thank you for giving us this content and potentially speeding up the 41% process.

Also want to mention how Lucas is so eager to provide HRT to kids, it's this massive thing he parades as his focal point morally. It's what he centers his "trans advocacy" around. Or used to, at least. But when people that transitioned as minors wind up irreversibly fucked up physically and mentally and are suicidal about it, he's only able to mock and sneer. Address this shit like an adult if it's so important to you, fucking own up to your morals. That would require a backbone which I guess Lucas got removed along with his dick. But kept the hunchback. Priorities.
 
Horrifying.
Lucas is the type of person that shouldn't have access to a gun unless it's for a certain integer that's between 40 and 42, then divided by 100.

Not even then bc Lucas is the kind of psychopath who would probably shoot up a kindergarten first before offing himself.
 
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LMFAO do I even need to comment? These moobs are so saggy, by the time he’s 30 he’ll be the proud owner of a pair of street sweepers. Also very dashing profile there, his probiscus is rather large from the side. Another intentional choice, I’m sure, to rarely appear at that angle.

I’ll give him credit here, he is somewhat passing from this angle- he looks like an incredibly ugly, dumpy woman with some form of intense autism/disability. So good job, you did it buddy.
 
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