Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Does he have a slipped disc somewhere? Why does he have such a hunchback? That's not just bad posture, his pre-transition photos don't have that.
Well he transitioned when he was a teen, and even the Otm Shank pic he's hunched over his computer. I'm pretty confident it's a lifetime of being a neet hunched over a keyboard larping on discord. That's exactly what any man would look like if they didn't work their entire life, didn't stay fit, and instead sat in a shitty gaming chair hunched over a computer desk for 2 decades. It's a perfect example imo.
 
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I would like to see Keffals Digitally Altered in Taxi Driver (1976) and call it Twitch Groomer (2023)
 
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I would like to see Keffals Digitally Altered in Taxi Driver (1976) and call it Twitch Groomer (2023)
It would be a short movie as Keffals would freak out at the taxi drivers talking about San Francisco and fags paying each other alimony.

He wouldn’t even get as far as meeting Harvey Kietel and Jodie Foster, before getting a kicking from his confused but angry colleagues.

I am sure Keffals is currently formulating a plan to shoot Joe Biden to “impress” Denim, however.
 
It would be a short movie as Keffals would freak out at the taxi drivers talking about San Francisco and fags paying each other alimony.

He wouldn’t even get as far as meeting Harvey Kietel and Jodie Foster, before getting a kicking from his confused but angry colleagues.

I am sure Keffals is currently formulating a plan to shoot Joe Biden to “impress” Denim, however.
He wouldn't even stand a chance with Betsy, there would just an immediate spiral on live stream with dead air and crying voice.
 
This is the result even after transitioning in his early teens. Their go-to argument for minors transitioning is that they can make themselves look more like a woman the earlier they start and thus reduce "dysphoria".

Well how's that working out for you Lucas? Do you feel pretty like a woman? Or is all of this a gigantic cope?
I'll try to keep my reply short since we have plenty of threads in this forum about the topic already, but now that we (sadly) have actual examples of kids trooning out the "correct" way, this argument would be over in a saner world. Look at Jaron Seth Bloshinsky/"Jazz Jennings," the go-to example that troons used for years as to why it's very important that kids be allowed to be irreversibly fucked up with all manner of chemicals and surgeries. He was raised as a girl from an early age by a psycho narc mom that used him as her ticket to fame, chemically castrated to avoid puberty, pumped full of estrogen, and finally given the surgery to give him the fauxgina he always wanted.

But in the end, after all that effort, he's nothing more than a fat eunuch with a tiny amhole because the butcher that did the cockchop didn't have enough material to work with. And all those hormones still can't keep those masculine features from peeking through, especially with how the fat's distributed on his refrigerator body (just like Lucas). Despite his narc mom's attempt to spin how stunning and brave he is, the reality is that he's depressed and listless with no real direction in life, and now that he's proving no longer useful to the narrative, he's being ignored by those that were propping him up not too long ago. It would not surprise me in the slightest if I hopped onto the farms one day and saw that he'd offed himself.

If troons can't even pass after doing everything the "correct" way from early childhood, why is anyone still listening to them? At this point, it's clear that it's not about wanting to help people become their true selves and prevent suicides, it's a fetish to these fuckers, as Lucas has admitted repeatedly on Twitter. Whether it's a desire for the sense of control they get over convincing minors to fuck up their bodies, coom-brain making them get off to the idea of turning men into women, or just flat out wanting to diddle kids, they're just plain sick. It does seem that the tides of public opinion are slowly beginning to shift, though, so hopefully this lunacy will end before too many more people get hurt.

In the meantime, we'll keep on mocking and archiving all the dumb shit Lucas and friends do. Somebody's gotta point out the emperor has no clothes, might as well be us.
 
It's insane how trannies feel so superior to detransitioners that they can make fun of their appearance and suffering with no backlash. And I know exactly who he is talking about, because the video is going somewhat viral.
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This woman who is 21 years old is who he is "dunking" on. A woman in a severely fucked up state after 5 years of testosterone. I would assume she is feeling very hopeless and ugly at this point. And Keffals just openly makes fun of her. Fucking insane.
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It's all "I need to be constantly coddled and told I'm beautiful or I'll kill myself" until it's someone outside the circle. I've seen so many replies to KC Miller's tweets from troons about "inferior genes" you'd think they were Nazis.
 
You know that you're privledged when you're tweaking at street preachers
This person is a Rioley type claiming to have out screeched a street preacher in LA. It's like being in SF or NY, you don't engage with the drunk, psychotic or weird unless you're a crazy retard yourself. Cali is also a two party consent state so I don't understand what he's claiming, that you have a case if a cop tells you to stop being more annoying than the yelling hobo?

Keffals' self-induced hunchback is actually shocking with how bad it is. If he's not already in chronic pain he's going to get it soon and it will only get worse. Surgery around that area isn't reliable and comes with significant risks, and Keffals strikes me as the type that will reach for oxy. He's going to be the asshole that demands the pain be fixed in one visit and then try to ratio the hospital for transphobia.
 
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Starting to think that Lucas has kyphosis, scoliosis, or a mixture of both.
There's having bad posture and then there's whatever the hell this is.
He'd need to have an insanely large thoracic curve to get a rib hump like that, but it's hard to tell if it is only on one side.
That draping of his shirt looks like it's navigating around a large deformity from his upper back.

Luckily for kekkels, spinal fusion is covered by Canada's healthcare.
Unluckily for him, it's a maximally invasive surgery that has a 6-9 month recovery time and would be even rougher for someone unathletic.
No idea how being post-srs would influence that either.
Fucking hell, he is the Richard lll of Shakespeare!

I wouldn’t put it past him to murder any nephews he has in the CN Tower.
 
Lucas on the 14th and 15th of June:
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26th:
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24th of July:
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30th:
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Now:
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So despite losing lots of followers, he has further reach and more impressions.
Additionally, his retweets are almost halved and so are "faves", effectively.
Does this make sense to anyone?
I mean, I guess this is just further proof of his botting.

My theory is he's using bots to reach a larger audience, that's how many YouTube parasites grow their channels nowadays. They use bots that are verified to post benign comments and then bots to make it a top comment, people click on the channel, and a pinned video belongs to their main channel (you can pin videos from another channel). After he fostered enough clout, he brew up this scam to summon $100,000 out of thin air because outrage sells and Kiwifarms is literally accountable for the Holocaust, the Rwandan Genocide, the Holodomor, and the asteroids that wiped out the dinosaurs.
I know this is circular reasoning, I'm decent enough to disclose it though, unlike Lucas who cites an article citing him as "proof".

Also, reworked this a little.
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Keffals' self-induced hunchback is actually shocking with how bad it is. If he's not already in chronic pain he's going to get it soon and it will only get worse. Surgery around that area isn't reliable and comes with significant risks, and Keffals strikes me as the type that will reach for oxy. He's going to be the asshole that demands the pain be fixed in one visit and then try to ratio the hospital for transphobia.
oh oh remember richard lowtax and his back problems....how did that end again
 
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LMFAO look at this posture. Holy shit that is a massive fucking hunchback. How the fuck do you even get a back that looks like this. What the hell is filling that massive lump? It’s not muscle. Fat? Excess HRT stored for emergencies?
So feral ghouls can use guns in this mod?
...Wait a minute! This isn't fallout!
 
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Godwin's Law.
With all due respect as Keffals certainly seems to share some views with the wacky Germans of yesteryear, Keffals definitely wouldn’t make the grade for the SS.

Their entry requirements included being over 6 foot, naturally blond hair, all their own teeth, blue eyes, and a stink ditch would certainly be regarded as an extreme form of circumcision.

His best bet would be to work for Mengel, testing the long term effects of castration.
 
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