Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.8%

  • Total voters
    353
You know the saying, "never ask a question if you don't already know the answer"? He's been using the opposite approach -- in a word, flailing -- and with this particular witness he's been fairly lucky so far, not that it's going to change anything.
It feels like he's trying to eat up the clock without realizing that asking a billion inane questions will only disengage the jury further and won't prevent the prosecution from presenting further evidence. I can appreciate the man doing everything he can to defend himself but this is going to be a slaughter and he's not acting nearly crazy enough for an appeal based on him not being competent enough to represent himself without counsel.
 
Is there anything in the world more pure and wonderful, than this (leaving aside the damaged kid)?

The righteous rage of a loving father.

The government getting it, for ONCE "Meh, dude deserved it"

And the best part is the knowing smirk on the dead guy "I'm gonna walk. They'll never get the kid to testify against m........"
 
Lady rackets first video is a short.
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Eeeh I did the same shit when i was in grad school. Just rolled out of bed in sweats and went to class. I assure her she looks better than i did.
Really the worst thing about her is the expression, and isn't she in her mid 30's or early 40's? She looks good for her age compared to most women.
 
Too many of you are forming a parasocial obsession with Rekieta, and this purity testing the other law Youtubers is pathetic.

Fact: Rekieta is a LOLCow. There is a thread about him on an anime forum called "Kiwi Farms."

He is a unique mix of Christian conservative and 4Chan shitposter. The more prim and proper lawyers are not going to follow him to the ends of the earth.

The cock-eyed guy in Korea (Legal Mindset) who is making videos about which of them are loyal is just hoping to pick up some grift crumbs from the grift king.
 
Too many of you are forming a parasocial obsession with Rekieta, and this purity testiNing the other law Youtubers is pathetic.

Fact: Rekieta is a LOLCow. There is a thread about him on an anime forum called "Kiwi Farms."

He is a unique mix of Christian conservative and 4Chan shitposter. The more prim and proper lawyers are not going to follow him to the ends of the earth.

The cock-eyed guy in Korea (Legal Mindset) who is making videos about which of them are loyal is just hoping to pick up some grift crumbs from the grift king.
NI GUR, NI GUR
nigger, nigger, nigger
GET OUT OF CHINA NIGGER!
FUCK YOU!
 
Too many of you are forming a parasocial obsession with Rekieta, and this purity testing the other law Youtubers is pathetic.

Fact: Rekieta is a LOLCow. There is a thread about him on an anime forum called "Kiwi Farms."
This is posted in "off topic" so that means fuck all.
He is a unique mix of Christian conservative and 4Chan shitposter.

In other words, he's based as fuck.
 
Too many of you are forming a parasocial obsession with Rekieta, and this purity testing the other law Youtubers is pathetic.

Fact: Rekieta is a LOLCow. There is a thread about him on an anime forum called "Kiwi Farms."

He is a unique mix of Christian conservative and 4Chan shitposter. The more prim and proper lawyers are not going to follow him to the ends of the earth.

The cock-eyed guy in Korea (Legal Mindset) who is making videos about which of them are loyal is just hoping to pick up some grift crumbs from the grift king.
…anime forum?
 
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