Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Cold Root Beer]

The banned follower marvels at his encounter with our prized piglet:

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You don't. You create internet forums and mock him relentlessly.

Tom Cruise arrives hours before his screenings so he can greet his fans, and is famous for always having time for any fan that wants to take a photo with him. He claims he does so because he is eternally grateful for their support that has allowed him to live life as a movie star, and that it's a small price to pay in return.

Meanwhile, Fatrick is such an egotistical prick he can't even type a simple "Thank you, I'll read through this later" to make one of his retard supporters feel useful, even if it was some advice you've heard a million times. Someone cares enough about his useless life to be his supporter and try to help him, and he just shits all over him and blocks him. The guy wasn't even being a prick. Fatrick is rapidly losing it.

 

[Maude Snew]

Doesn't he realize that even though he never interacted with Fat Rick before, that he is automatically a stalker and a criminal and is going to prison?

Instead of just putting everybody else in prison he could save a lot of effort by just locking himself up and not interacting with anybody. He'd get what he wants, we'd be heartbroken over losing the good content. Hey fatty, hear that? You could win by just not engaging. That's got the be the millionth time he's been told that, do I win a prize?

 

[Broadside]

Instead of just putting everybody else in prison he could save a lot of effort by just locking himself up and not interacting with anybody. He'd get what he wants, we'd be heartbroken over losing the good content. Hey fatty, hear that? You could win by just not engaging. That's got the be the millionth time he's been told that, do I win a prize?

Well ya see, growing up they had this little note stuck on the fridge...

 

[Ultrapenguin]

>SWATTing
God he's such a fucking boomer

No, see
SWATT:
Special Weapons And Tactics against Tomlinson

It's a new division they've split off from SWAT specifically in order to deal with crime and incidents related to Patrick Tomlinson. A normal trained SWAT team probably wouldn't have the nerve to deal with the kind of dark and heinous things they'll encounter when dealing with Patrick, and the turnover became too much.
You have to figure there are only so many bodies in meat grinders you can witness before it starts to change you.

Tom Cruise arrives hours before his screenings so he can greet his fans, and is famous for always having time for any fan that wants to take a photo with him. He claims he does so because he is eternally grateful for their support that has allowed him to live life as a movie star, and that it's a small price to pay in return.

Meanwhile, Fatrick is such an egotistical prick he can't even type a simple "Thank you, I'll read through this later" to make one of his retard supporters feel useful, even if it was some advice you've heard a million times. Someone cares enough about his useless life to be his supporter and try to help him, and he just shits all over him and blocks him. The guy wasn't even being a prick. Fatrick is rapidly losing it.

He's too busy thinking and fantasizing about all the stalker childs to bother with stupid fans.

That's a sort of weird common thread you'll see with lolcows, that they seem to much more attached and place way more value on their haters than their genuine supporters. Those get tossed aside or exploited/abused, leaving no possible way to deal with said cow that isn't adversarial.

That's part of why I tend not to ever feel bad, is because there isn't actually any way to deal with them that isn't antagonistic, probably because they have some kind of a personality disorder and hate themselves so they figure if anyone likes them it's a sign they must be an idiot.

 

[Maude Snew]

Well ya see, growing up they had this little note stuck on the fridge...

Yeah his mom invented the hashtag thirty years before its time. It read #titsorgtfo. That's why Fat has gained all that weight. He needed the tits so he wouldn't have to go outside. Very impressive too, that was a lot of weight.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

To clarify: Jon the kissless virgin lives in Denmark, more specifically a place called Bov in Padborg,
Email: jonfr500@gmail.com
DOB: July 16th 1980

I don’t believe that email is his, shockingly.

Epieos has it as some dude in a small ass village in Iceland who does actually exist, I’ve found him on Instagram.

Edit: Disregard, I am ritard

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Jesus fucking christ the gay way he writes makes me irrationally angry. Is this how his books are written?

Just use normal words, you fat retard. Just say "that won't help. they use text-to-speech (it's not text-to-voice you dumbass) to hide their voices".

 

[The Feline Solution]

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Apparently someone has signed Fat up for a bunch of credit cards. Obviously can’t be sure if this is true or not considering who’s saying it. Also, since when was swatting capitalized like that?
(A)

I was just browsing OnA and found this neat little theory about why Fatrick might have started this whole identity theft spiel:

Maybe Jerry "The Man" Jen sent some lawyerly letters last week and got the Pigman spooked.
God knows he tried way more stupid shit with the courts already, we got the transcripts.

Edit: I see @Slobs came up with a similar theory, too.

 

[Firstname Lastname]

Jesus fucking christ the gay way he writes makes me irrationally angry. Is this how his books are written?

Just use normal words, you fat retard. Just say "that won't help. they use text-to-speech (it's not text-to-voice you dumbass) to hide their voices".

Check out part of his screenplay

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

I don’t believe that email is his, shockingly.

Nah it's the same guy. He's Icelandic living in Denmark, and that's his email as seen on his YouTube channel

 

[The Feline Solution]

Check out part of his screenplay

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I must be loyle to my capo

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Nah it's the same guy. He's Icelandic living in Denmark, and that's his email as seen on his YouTube channel
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Huh, well that’s special. Didn’t think there would be someone with the same exact name, but I’ll take the L here. Should’ve looked further down where his user page on Wikipedia states his name.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

More oinking, he is having a banner of a day:

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Makes me wonder if he's gotten some bad news from somewhere - either the courts or law enforcement, because he seems even more desperate than usual.

Edit: His new followers are probably starting to realize why people fuck with him so much:

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Edit 2:

"Last fucking chance"

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What a silly piglet.

So he asked the government to give him a new social security number but never reported any of these uses of his social security number to create the evidence to show he's had his identity stolen?

Check out part of his screenplay

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Patirck should try writing his characters so they don't sound like him.

 

[W00K #17]

Check out part of his screenplay

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[moseph.jartelli]

Check out part of his screenplay

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Link?

 

[An automatic clown]

Has it over occured to Pat that he should just _log off_ ?

 

[W00K #17]

Has it over occured to Pat that he should just _log off_ ?

Lolcows are incapable of taking advice and cannot be helped.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Has it over occured to Pat that he should just _log off_ ?

"Don't let the idiots win" - Mama Raven when she coined the first hashtag on Lil' Pat's fridge.

 

[Ophelia]

Narcissists believe they can lie and lie and the universe will come together to save them from discovery or even make the lie come true.

I think of Casey Anthony telling the cops and everyone she knew that she worked at Universal Studios. It came down to her giving investigators a tour of her alleged workplace, walking around aimlessly until she ran out of hallway and had to admit she’d lost her job there years prior.

People like her and Pat will keep the lies going until they are absolutely forced to stop. They will wiggle around the truth until it’s impossible to do so.

 

[An automatic clown]

Narcissists believe they can lie and lie and the universe will come together to save them from discovery or even make the lie come true.

I think of Casey Anthony telling the cops and everyone she knew that she worked at Universal Studios. It came down to her giving investigators a tour of her alleged workplace, walking around aimlessly until she ran out of hallway and had to admit she’d lost her job there years prior.

People like her and Pat will keep the lies going until they are absolutely forced to stop. They will wiggle around the truth until it’s impossible to do so.

I am curious what will be the proverbial "running out of hallway" for fat pat here.