Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[DrChristianTroy]

I like the deer-in-the-headlights look he's got.

Heh, also, Chris got these to control his pants shitting. See, the doctor suggested Chris get diapers, but he screeched "but dose are for baybeeees!! "

Now that he can use menstrual pads instead, that's A-OK for a beautiful young flower like Christine.

I know shit and do nothing is a joke but for whatever reason I hoped he got that shit under control. At least not to have it be a regular concern. Having it confirmed he still does it on the regs (at least enough to shittily try to fix it) kind of disappointing.

 

[Donald And The Immigrants]

I was thinking how he drove halfway across Virginia to go to a GameStop in an army fort a while ago. He uses his car basically to go to all of his destinations. Is he smart enough to know that they require regular upkeep such as oil changes and coolant flushes? Is he at least un-dumb enough to have AAA memebership?

If the answer is unknown, it's safe to assume that Chris just does the most boring thing. I would guess that Chris probably takes his car in for maintenance if he thinks something is broken, but otherwise doesn't really pay attention.

 

[Vault Boy]

Does anybody know what kind of maintenance Chris keeps up with his car?

I was thinking how he drove halfway across Virginia to go to a GameStop in an army fort a while ago. He uses his car basically to go to all of his destinations. Is he smart enough to know that they require regular upkeep such as oil changes and coolant flushes? Is he at least un-dumb enough to have AAA memebership?

He didn't do maintenance for the Son-Chu, and he's not one to learn from his mistakes.

I'd say his car's going to crap out on him soon.

 

[waffle]

If he doesn't do oil changes there's no way that that newer focus is going to last near as long as his old escort did. Those things were night-indestructible.

 

[Guy Smiley]

Does anybody know what kind of maintenance Chris keeps up with his car?

I was thinking how he drove halfway across Virginia to go to a GameStop in an army fort a while ago. He uses his car basically to go to all of his destinations. Is he smart enough to know that they require regular upkeep such as oil changes and coolant flushes? Is he at least un-dumb enough to have AAA memebership?

I'm gonna guess that was Bob's responsibility. Maybe Barb keeps up with it, but I doubt it. More likely we're on a countdown to begging for help when Son-chu breaks down.

 

[MK Ultra Victim]

i just felt the need to say ive never watched any of chris's videos all the way though because I truly hate the sound of his voice lol

 

[AnOminous]

i just felt the need to say ive never watched any of chris's videos all the way though because I truly hate the sound of his voice lol

I totally get this. My obsession with this sick little monkey has made me go through a lot of his videos in their entirety, but there are also a lot where I never made it through it because he's just so fucking annoying. In videos where all he does is talk I usually just rely on people who describe and summarize them because I can't stand to listen to his fucking retarded shit.

 

[MK Ultra Victim]

I totally get this. My obsession with this sick little monkey has made me go through a lot of his videos in their entirety, but there are also a lot where I never made it through it because he's just so fucking annoying. In videos where all he does is talk I usually just rely on people who describe and summarize them because I can't stand to listen to his fucking retarded shit.

exactly!

 

[Heinkel]

How much did the Snyder case cost the Chandlers? I'm young and naïve so I've never needed a lawyer

 

[Vault Boy]

How much did the Snyder case cost the Chandlers? I'm young and naïve so I've never needed a lawyer

If I remember correctly, it cost them the entire inheritance that Bob left behind in his Will. Amazing, huh?

 

[January Cyst]

How much did the Snyder case cost the Chandlers? I'm young and naïve so I've never needed a lawyer

Yes, it was speculated that the case cost them basically the whole nest egg (about $50k).
Quality lawyers can cost several hundred $ per hour and Bell was basically payed to listen to the insane ramblings of Charb for hours on end.
So they blew the inheritance literally months after BOB passed.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Even worse how Chris got into another illegal altercation, did NOT have a good lawyer this time, but still got off scot free.

Bob probably wished he just stayed home that Karaoke night and watched Magnum P.I. or Scarecrow & Mrs. King.

 

[Asandy31]

If I remember correctly, it cost them the entire inheritance that Bob left behind in his Will. Amazing, huh?

Yes, it was speculated that the case cost them basically the whole nest egg (about $50k).
Quality lawyers can cost several hundred $ per hour and Bell was basically payed to listen to the insane ramblings of Charb for hours on end.
So they blew the inheritance literally months after BOB passed.

Do you know how many PS4s and breast forms Chris could have purchased with that money. More intellegent people would have thrown themselves at the mercy of the court..they were the wrongul party and got swindled at the same time, I am not surprised Chris has been unable to reproduce successfully.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Why the Miku Hatsune icon? When did Chris get into Vocaloid?

Spoiler: Hmm...

(the hair color...!?)

 

[January Cyst]

More intellegent people would have thrown themselves at the mercy of the court..they were the wrongul party and got swindled at the same time, I am not surprised Chris has been unable to reproduce successfully.

This was Barbs doing (She was also charged for running over Snyder/the Jerkop).
It is very likely that Rob Bell (who is a seasoned and well respected attorney) has told Barb early on that there is basically no chance that they will be aquitted and that the best outcome for them would be to take a plea bargain.
But Barb was having non of that because Chrisshun and meemaaw were obviously not guilty and that dang dirty TROLL and JEW Michael Snyder would surely lose in court once the judge heard their story.
Since he had advised his clients and they still wanted to go to trial the whole thing was a pretty chill affair for Bell, just sit there and listen for several hours about the troll conspiracy and how Bob invented plastic.

 

[AnOminous]

Even worse how Chris got into another illegal altercation, did NOT have a good lawyer this time, but still got off scot free.

Bob probably wished he just stayed home that Karaoke night and watched Magnum P.I. or Scarecrow & Mrs. King.

Pretty much any lawyer with a pulse could have got the same result as Rob Bell did.

Wasting Bob's life savings on that stupidity is the dumbest and most evil thing Barb did in a long life of stupidity.

 

[Asandy31]

Spoiler: Hmm...

(the hair color...!?)

This was Barbs doing (She was also charged for running over Snyder/the Jerkop).

Not even the complexions are similar
Chris is like an unsuccessful Catfish, except instead of fooling everyone, he's only fooling himself.

This was Barbs doing (She was also charged for running over Snyder/the Jerkop).

Just like everything in Chris' life, even the drive to Ohio for Chris to fight trolls and find love is Barb's indirect doing...although it was blamed on Chris and Bob...Bob for failing to cut down the internet, and Chris for being Chris.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Not even the complexions are similar
Chris is like an unsuccessful Catfish, except instead of fooling everyone, he's only fooling himself.


Just like everything in Chris' life, even the drive to Ohio for Chris to fight trolls and find love is Barb's indirect doing...although it was blamed on Chris and Bob...Bob for failing to cut down the internet, and Chris for being Chris.

I feel bad for putting cute Hatsune next to that smelly tomgirl monstrosity...

 

[milkshark]

Does Chris envy children? For instance, if he sees a kid with their parents at the store buying PS4 games, does Chris feel envy over that kid getting video games and not him?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Does Chris envy children? For instance, if he sees a kid with their parents at the store buying PS4 games, does Chris feel envy over that kid getting video games and not him?

Chris must envy people getting things he does not. He's not the only person, but distinguishes himself because he's shockingly immature about everything he does-He's mad at men for existing and being competition for desirable women, I have no doubt he envies children.