Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Procrastinhater]

I don't know if the eejit who posted this actually thinks this is true but I definitely hope this false rumour spreads! . . . Eat your heart out Keffals - It wasn't you who tried to take down Kiwi Farms - it was @Caroline Farrow

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For those not following the Caroline Farrow saga, pick up the story here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-ca...ephanie-hayden-megathread.71712/post-12986564

Edit: "I definitely hope this false rumour spreads" - not because I have got it in for Caroline but because it would piss off Keffals that anyone would be stealing his thunder, even if by accident. Presumably Keffals will smack down the eejit and go on a bragging spree now?

Lmfao Oh if this got any traction and he hears about it he will fucking seethe lol he might even snap his dilator, theres nothing a malignant narcissist like Lucas hates more than someone else stealing their thunder and getting the credit he rightfully feels is his.
I like Caroline or Id almost be tempted to suggest this bullshit be signal boosted deliberately just for the effect it would have on Lucas's already unbalanced Zen.
He's coming off a string of Fails and being sidelined by Fong Dong Gone, having his only dubious claim to relevance poached and missatributed, and to a fucking TERF of all people will fucking eat at him like his itchy crotch wound.

 

[AnOminous]

Keffals thinks that this gives him plausible deniability but he's gonna find out the hard way that discovery is a bitch once he gets sued and he has to hand over the e-mails with those "receipts" he was receiving.

And it's probably not going to happen but if they ever went after it as a RICO every member would be criminally liable for any crime committed by any other member of the racketeering organization.

Every time I see another Lucas fluff piece published by the mainstream media, I can't help but smile. Honestly, I'm glad they're propping him up as a figurehead because nobody could cause more damage to the Trans movement than Lyin' Luke (like my Ralphism there?).

Every time they pull bullshit like this, the fake news squanders what is left of their already deplorably low reputation in the eyes of the public. This is why the press is one of the most despised institutions in society, with a lower approval rating than even Congress.

So it's fine with me if they decide to waste what credibility they have left polishing the knob of a child molesting hunchback.

His shitty treatment of others ensures that his rouges gallery grows by the day.

And any time someone goes irl to fuck with him again, he'll have no idea who it even is. The list of suspects is endless. The Farms? We're probably the only ones who literally haven't done anything to this freak directly. Some Destiny stan? Some groid troon pissed at his racism? Some woman he threatened to rape? Someone he stole money from?

He'll never know. Neither will the law he flouts. Because it could be anyone. This piece of shit inevitably enrages anyone he deals with.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

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not making it say "MALD' smh

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

He doesn't live with his mother anymore. He used the money from his GoFundMe fraud to pay the rent for an apartment upfront for a whole year. He has moved into his new apartment. He originally said he was supposed to move there on the 1st of September, but he went on vacation first to spend some more of his deceptively and fraudulently obtained money.

You're telling me he scammed people out of 100k and instead of buying himself a house he just rented out a dinky apartment for a year?
Fuck man if I just had 100k laying around I'd get myself a mortgage and buy a home somewhere nice in the middle of nowhere.

 

[Mortin Shart]

if there was a site just like kiwifarms but with a left wing bend and instead of making fun of trannies it went after conservative women and detranisioners lucas would be it's null.

He's not even remotely as capable as Null on a technical level, and he doesn't have an ounce of the resilience Null has to put up with all this shit.

 

[My Name is Mud]

not making it say "MALD' smh

Shit, you are right.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Jesus, I had no idea JFK's end was that gruesome.
(in the "fuck, part of his head was blown off" sense)

I saw an interview with his wife where she said she went into shock, a piece of his skull landed on the trunk, thats what she was doing when she crawled up onto the back of the car, before the Secret Service guy told her to get the fuck back in the vehicle, she went to collect it thinking "John will need this" she wasn't trying to get out the car, she was trying to keep the chunks of skull from falling into the road, total shock, at least thats what she said in the interview.
It was a mess.

This is the Zapruder Film in 4K at 60fps. Carcano Rifle will make a fucking mess of a skull, its not pretty.

 

[GaryGray]

I like the classic, the Hunchback of Not a Dame.

Hunchback of No Dick. Lucas again proving he is not a woman while shooting. Most of the possy seemed ok with guns but only Lucas was getting that dopamine hit every time the hammer dropped. The harder the recoil the more enjoyment was had.

 

[SwanSwanson]

He's not even remotely as capable as Null on a technical level, and he doesn't have an ounce of the resilience Null has to put up with all this shit.

I never thought I'd actually end up respecting Null. Before this situation I thought he was some weirdo who was way too protective of Chris Chan.

 

[MoonState]

Oh? Is that a mail barcode I see? Could it be an Intelligent Male Pattern Barcode?

57 character UPU S18 4-State barcode

If I didn't make a mistake while typing it out it should be FDFDFFAADATFAFFADTAFDTFADDAAFFTTFADTADADTATDDADFDADFFFADA

 

[SassyDispatch]

57 character UPU S18 4-State barcode

If I didn't make a mistake while typing it out it should be FDFDFFAADATFAFFADTAFDTFADDAAFFTTFADTADADTATDDADFDADFFFADA

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bought a year's worth of rent in advance only to dox himself on the first day he moves in.
OH LUCAS...

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

You're telling me he scammed people out of 100k and instead of buying himself a house he just rented out a dinky apartment for a year?
Fuck man if I just had 100k laying around I'd get myself a mortgage and buy a home somewhere nice in the middle of nowhere.

To be fair to Lucas, 100k doesn’t go far in Leafland real estate. Justinflation has allowed every ching chong and curry eater with money come in and buy all the homes.

Lucas is still a fucking moron and instead of investing his grift money he went and blew it on trips to see Potato Ogre, drugs and Taco Bell.

 

[TitchBitties]

To be fair to Lucas, 100k doesn’t go far in Leafland real estate. Justinflation has allowed every ching chong and curry eater with money come in and buy all the homes.

Lucas is still a fucking moron and instead of investing his grift money he went and blew it on trips to see Potato Ogre, drugs and Taco Bell.

Potato Ogre would be a good name for a Shrek themed restaurant

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

To be fair to Lucas, 100k doesn’t go far in Leafland real estate. Justinflation has allowed every ching chong and curry eater with money come in and buy all the homes.

Lucas is still a fucking moron and instead of investing his grift money he went and blew it on trips to see Potato Ogre, drugs and Taco Bell.

It would make a hell of a down payment though. I have no idea if he could get a mortgage though based on how his income stream is not exactly predictable. But if he really was making six figures a year that shouldn't be as big a problem as it would be for some of our other cows.

The fact that he had to wait until he grifted that much dosh in order to be able to pre-pay rent says his statement about six figures was a lie. He's a single man with no kids, what real expensives does he have? Other than $500 a month to bathtub hormone makers anyway.

 

[AnOminous]

bought a year's worth of rent in advance only to dox himself on the first day he moves in.
OH LUCAS...

True to form for this retard.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

True to form for this retard.
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It was only a matter of time. Lucas is to stupid not to.

 

[TheAntiCoomer]

We talking about the new journo fluff piece? The one that tries as hard as it can to make it seem like bald and balless actually had an effect? The one that tries as hard as it can to hide that shes a commie, groomer and is getting shat on by other lefties?

 

[Historical Figure]

bought a year's worth of rent in advance

You seem to think anything Lucas says is to be believed.

All things considered, it is probably safe to think that everything Lucas says is a lie.

When he says he paid for a whole year's worth of rent, it is reasonably safe to assume that he did, in fact, spend said money on weird, childlike sex-toys.

Say what you will about Lucas but he is, at heart, just another pathetic coomer. He desperately clings to the idea that he's now a woman but, deep down, he knows he's just a greasy dude who cut his dick off for no discernable reason. And he resents that with every fiber of his being.

This is why we absolutely have to keep bringing up the fact that he's just a fat, balding dude.

He must never forget.

 

[Simon]

You seem to think anything Lucas says is to be believed.

All things considered, it is probably safe to think that everything Lucas says is a lie.

When he says he paid for a whole year's worth of rent, it is reasonably safe to assume that he did, in fact, spend said money on weird, childlike sex-toys.

Say what you will about Lucas but he is, at heart, just another pathetic coomer. He desperately clings to the idea that he's now a woman but, deep down, he knows he's just a greasy dude who cut his dick off for no discernable reason. And he resents that with every fiber of his being.

This is why we absolutely have to keep bringing up the fact that he's just a fat, balding dude.

He must never forget.
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There's usually a modicum of truth to what he says, so he probably really just put a few months rent down, and not a whole year. Or just secured the place and signed a year contract. Trying to decipher the truth is the fun of following Flukas.

 

[Brutality]

Took a peek in the dumpster and apparently one of the troons got doxed, not sure who. I'll leave the screenshots here
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Update: All of Dakota's posts have been deleted by a Janny. This guy in particular is threatening to server mute anyone who brings us up for 24 hours

"We're winning"