Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Historical Figure]

Update: All of Dakota's posts have been deleted by a Janny. This guy in particular is threatening to server mute anyone who brings us up for 24 hours
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"We're winning"

I'm not, at all, going to say this gets my dick hard. Because it doesn't. At all.
I swear, you guys.

 

[AnOminous]

He must never forget.

Imagine the sheer levels of cognitive dissonance you have to be operating on to think this thing is a "woman."

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Update: All of Dakota's posts have been deleted by a Janny. This guy in particular is threatening to server mute anyone who brings us up for 24 hours
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Calling Discord a website, now I AM actually MATI.

 

[My Name is Mud]

57 character UPU S18 4-State barcode

If I didn't make a mistake while typing it out it should be FDFDFFAADATFAFFADTAFDTFADDAAFFTTFADTADADTATDDADFDADFFFADA

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It should be 65 characters long; 8 characters are missing.
Dunno if Canada has a whole different system or if fuckery is afoot.

 

[AnOminous]

Fun fact: "Keffals" is his name that he chose as a shortening of "COCK WAFFLES."

So anyone supporting "Keffals" is supporting COCK.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Imagine the sheer levels of cognitive dissonance you have to be operating on to think this thing is a "woman."

Delusion thy name is Lucas Roberts.

 

[Norsecode]

For those of you who don't want to give the article any views, here's the (presumably) original article on NBC.

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this is a genuine question, does that header image look photoshopped to anyone else?

Update: All of Dakota's posts have been deleted by a Janny. This guy in particular is threatening to server mute anyone who brings us up for 24 hours
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Making these people get themselves timed out for 24h sounds like a fun activity. at the very least. this could work as ammo since Keffals' discord has effectively announced "if the farm comes for you, you're on your own, we wont help you, and if you try to get our help, we will disassociate with you"

 

[Historical Figure]

Imagine the sheer levels of cognitive dissonance you have to be operating on to think this thing is a "woman."

I feel ya bro, but we're talking about someone who actually thinks that a vagina is a hole running up your male urethra. Lucas could genuinely believe that he's a glass of orange juice and it wouldn't be any further from the truth than him believing he's a woman.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Fun fact: "Keffals" is his name that he chose as a shortening of "COCK WAFFLES."

So anyone supporting "Keffals" is supporting COCK.

Not Keffals, he hacked his off

 

[LillWeeb]

Update: All of Dakota's posts have been deleted by a Janny. This guy in particular is threatening to server mute anyone who brings us up for 24 hours
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I find it crazy and mostly funny that just like the nbc article, they flat out deny we are back and even mentioning that we are is haram. LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN!!! ANYONE BRINGING UP KF OR NULL IS BANNED FOR 24 HOURS.

 

[Brutality]

I find it crazy and mostly funny that just like the nbc article, they flat out deny we are back and even mentioning that we are is haram. LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN!!! ANYONE BRINGING UP KF OR NULL IS BANNED FOR 24 HOURS.

We've gotten to part 1 of the wings Arc. The incessant dog whimpering coming soon(?).

 

[Something Awful]

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lmao, do they at least state what "that site" is? Or is it just some unspecified site that is definitely dead, but shall not be named or discussed because of reasons?

 

[Brutality]

lmao, do they at least state what "that site" is? Or is it just some unspecified site that is definitely dead, but shall not be named or discussed because of reasons?

Nope. Even the people who do bring it up just refer to us vaguely as if we're voldemort lmao

 

[capsaicin]

Nope. Even the people who do bring it up just refer to us vaguely as if we're voldemort lmao

We need some sort of JKR smiley for when troons are running scared.

 

[Baraadmirer]

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I mean, if that site is dead for good, there's no harm in mentioning it, is there?

 

[RotPockets]

Fun fact: "Keffals" is his name that he chose as a shortening of "COCK WAFFLES."

So anyone supporting "Keffals" is supporting COCK.

bLucas Waffle

 

[grapeFlayva]

Well this didn't age well.
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this dude, yoloswag, is a total ass-kisser like no other. he will literally suck the dick of any e-celeb that gives him the time of day.

Better yet, he's a total hypocrite and coward. He originally made the comic weeks ago. After doing so, he sent a DM to keffals signalling his support of him (probably to make sure he could grift clout from them too).

Well, classy Keffals shared the DM from him to "own" Null. The result of this was Yoloswag took a ton of heat for pretending to favor both sides of the drama. He even complained about being exposed on his Youtube channel.



Tweet. Archive.

Looks like I'm not the only one who remembers. Someone clipped the parts of Yolo bitching about the event. Lmao.



Here's the tweet. Archive.

The video:

Of course, sending Keffals that brown-nosing letter about his "total domination victory" is just confirmation of his two-faced scheme to suck up to a big e-celeb for clout. This is after he already denied their "friendship". Lmao.

 

[Alt Owl]

I find it crazy and mostly funny that just like the nbc article, they flat out deny we are back and even mentioning that we are is haram. LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN!!! ANYONE BRINGING UP KF OR NULL IS BANNED FOR 24 HOURS.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Here we go again with the fucking Twatter bots today:

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Click on this link and keep refreshing it every 10 minutes, you'll watch the SEO bots emerge before your very eyes IRT:

https://twitter.com/search?q=kiwifarms&src=typed_query&f=live

For those of you still asking: do Keffals & Co use bots on Twatter?
Yes, absolutely undeniably they use bots to get stories trending, and this is the second time I am posting IRT evidence of this.

Uggo news @uggonewsglobal covering Keffals might be legit

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

I find it crazy and mostly funny that just like the nbc article, they flat out deny we are back and even mentioning that we are is haram. LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN!!! ANYONE BRINGING UP KF OR NULL IS BANNED FOR 24 HOURS.

Got to keep the catboys in the dark. That is all Lucas has left.