Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[puttje]

It looks more like a sideways movement than anything with an increased salary. A field cto is (as far as I understand this techbro terminology) basically the same thing as a "developer advocate". They're both just "tech evangelist" positions without any real technical responsibilities.

Field CTO is like HRT peddler, knows where & how to get and to whom to sell; Evangelist / Advocate is an obsessed retard who promotes this shit to regular folks so it looks more appealing in the eyes of others. Both positions involve heavy amount of bullshitting and overhyping the product. Typical corporate scum

 

[Roccosmoderndeath1]

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Pro Tip: Don't abuse your title again, Tranos. Or These people will ditch you faster than Google did

Elliot is banging the boss of that company if I remember correctly.

Edit: He's not. It's another company.

 

[Baraadmirer]

Elliot is banging the boss of that company if I remember correctly.

Was Fong-Jones poly? There was an employee at Fastly whom he was dating, but he's married to Elly Fong-Jones last I recall.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Was Fong-Jones poly? There was an employee at Fastly whom he was dating, but he married to Elly Fong-Jones last I recall.

I believe so. He's in a 3 way marriage/relationship with the Fastly employee and snake-man.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Was Fong-Jones poly? There was an employee at Fastly whom he was dating, but he married to Elly Fong-Jones last I recall.

I don't know what poly is.

But during the during the dropkiwifarms campaign, before CL dropped KF, Elliot was shilling for another way smaller DDoS protection company and it got really quickly uncovered that Elliot is dating someone from this company. Elliot adressed it himself on Twitter that there is no conflict of interest in him dating someone from a CF rival company and also shilling this company.

Wasn't this CF rival Honeycomb?

 

[A. G. Peak]

I don't know what poly is.

But during the during the dropkiwifarms campaign, before CL dropped KF, Elliot was shilling for another way smaller DDoS protection company and it got really quickly uncovered that Elliot is dating someone from this company. Elliot adressed it himself on Twitter that there is no conflict of interest in him dating someone from a CF rival company and also shilling this company.

Wasn't this CF rival Honeycomb?

Fastly is the Cloudflare competitor. Honeycomb specializes in "observability for distributed systems."

 

[AnOminous]

Fastly is the Cloudflare competitor. Honeycomb specializes in"observability for distributed systems."

Apparently it specializes in hiring retarded lunatics. I wouldn't hire this company to walk a dog and I hope nobody else would either.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I believe so. He's in a 3 way marriage/relationship with the Fastly employee and snake-man.

Just imagine the three of them flailing and grunting up against each other and never cooming, ever, because Elliot will never be a woman.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Fastly is the Cloudflare competitor. Honeycomb specializes in"observability for distributed systems."

Ah, ok. Then I mixed it up. Thanks for clarifying.

 

[Baraadmirer]

I don't know what poly is.

It's short for polyamory.


In lieu of the ongoing DDoS attempt, here's a progress report from our favourite DDoS enabler:

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[He Found Captain Winky]

Just imagine the three of them flailing and grunting up against each other and never cooming, ever, because Elliot will never be a woman.

I’d really prefer to not imagine Robert D’Zar in bed doing anything.

 

[Judex Meus]

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I read somewhere earlier in the thread that it was speculated that Elliot was behind or at least connected with the DDoSing. Call me late or retarded or whatever, but can someone fill me in on why we suspect he's connected to it?

 

[puttje]

I read somewhere earlier in the thread that it was speculated that Elliot was behind or at least connected with the DDoSing. Call me late or retarded or whatever, but can someone fill me in on why we suspect he's connected to it?

He's most capable out of the troonsquad, money- & brainwise. Besides as you can see by his twatter he spends way more time to get the actual info where KF nodes are hosted and stuff. LFJ is a bitch, but a focused one, and in similar manner he has one hell of a grudge against the site because KF fucked him once, so..

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

It's short for polyamory.


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What's going to be really funny is when Elliot No-Dong is still issuing status reports a year/five years/ten years from now: "Hang in there trans troons, we have great hopes for our next wave of whinging email pestering and DDoS attacks."

 

[AnOminous]

It's short for polyamory.


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Troonslation into English: "Hi I'm a criminal! I'm committing crimes! I love to commit crimes because I'm a chink criminal! Let me tell you how many crimes I'm committing but it's okay because I cut off my dick!"

 

[DrNow]

It's short for polyamory.


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I can’t imagine anybody writing complaints letters, maybe sending a template prewritten by another tranny but that’s about it. It still seems surreal to me that Eliot can mope about his illegal activity not having the desired effect without Twitter so much as batting an eye.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

It still seems surreal to me that Eliot can mope about his illegal activity not having the desired effect without Twitter so much as batting an eye.

I mean Twitter itself is a flat-out criminal enterprise, no shocker there.

 

[Baraadmirer]

I can’t imagine anybody writing complaints letters, maybe sending a template prewritten by another tranny but that’s about it. It still seems surreal to me that Eliot can mope about his illegal activity not having the desired effect without Twitter so much as batting an eye.

I wonder if Fong-Jones is going to dilate DDoS harder when Musk takes over.

 

[LadiosSopp]

I can’t imagine anybody writing complaints letters, maybe sending a template prewritten by another tranny but that’s about it. It still seems surreal to me that Eliot can mope about his illegal activity not having the desired effect without Twitter so much as batting an eye.

Sure doesn't help that Twitter has absolutely zero options for reporting illegal activity. Just spam, mean words, impersonating, or threatening violence on others/suicide. Convenient, isn't it?