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A house update (featuring a booby drumroll)! Dylan is moving in to a new place at the start of November! ( Archive )

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I’m an independent ‘woman’, so please send me free furniture; give me a fucking break. The audacity of this bullshit just blows my mind.

I can’t figure this dude out. Shit like the titty drumroll is such a stretch that I feel he HAS to be in it solely for the grift, watching those videos of him trying to figure out which identity would make him the most bank felt pretty telling on some level, but his levels of hubris and bloated ego are off-the-charts repellent. He is skin-crawlingly disturbing.


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A house update (featuring a booby drumroll)! Dylan is moving in to a new place at the start of November! ( Archive )
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Asmobaby said:
The optimistic/cynical part of me hopes and PRAYS that he is just some next-level Andy Kaufman-esque troll. It's so parodic, it's so insulting, it's so infuriating it must be right? I mean it's just so obvious. Right?!!
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The sheer number of troons that seem like parodies but are not kinda proves that it's most likely genuine.
 
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Dill now thinks he's attracted to "women"

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Lol @ his poor delusional dad, still holding out hope for his confused son.

Edit: I wanted to add that I once had a top similar to the one Dill has in this video. I was 11.
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I read this while skimming as you had a top in the gay sense and was like "When was he ever a top?".
gaystoner said:
100% of the dudes that would ever talk to Dylan are just interested because they are closeted homos and he looks like a freak so they can run a train on him with their friends.

Many such cases in cities like New York LA...ya know the monkeypox epicenter.
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Nah, as a homo let me speak for me fellow fags and say even homos don't want what he has become now. Before he was a cute-ish theatre twink who would be an ok one night stand.
Now he's fully in uncanny valley territory so only other freaks want him.
 
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I abhor influencers. It is the most useless profession — a worker who spends his or her days shoveling shit has more nobility than an influencer. The sheer audacity Dylan has here to ask for free furniture when nearly a third of households in America are headed by single women who struggle to pay rent, put food on the table, clothes on their children’s backs, and manage increasing expenses without a suitable rise in pay nor subsidized childcare or paid time off, shows how little he resembles an actual woman. How did we even get here, where a man who does nothing useful is rewarded in this way?

I am boycotting every single brand that works with him.
 
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Dylan is a cow.

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Great, now I can summarize what this mincing little queer thinks of women in just twelve frames. This shit is straight up female blackface — a menstrual show, if you will:
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"Dylan, you should get a cow. It would be super cute!"

Yes, that's because how we decide which animals we will bring into our lives and homes. Not based on required space, social needs and available time you have, financial cost, etc. It all has to do with if it's cute and fits your UwU girl aesthetic. Might as well dye the heifer pink like those retarded Cali girls with those neurotic purse Chihuahuas.

I know I'm MATI for a stupid throwaway comment, but I hate dumb bitches who treat animals as cute accessories, and there are plenty of them.

Though this leads me to say one good thing about Dill; for all his faults he doesn't strike me as the kind of person to be like that. Maybe I'm just saying this because he grew up on a ranch, but I think he might actually be good with animals. I wonder what kind of pet he'll get?
 
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Enola Straight said:
Though this leads me to say one good thing about Dill; for all his faults he doesn't strike me as the kind of person to be like that. Maybe I'm just saying this because he grew up on a ranch, but I think he might actually be good with animals. I wonder what kind of pet he'll get?
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I have to give it to him, while he may not treat women as people, he does indeed appear to love animals.



This fact just makes me think the whole schtick really is just a case of the brain rot. He's not malicious, he's just legitimately this retarded.
 
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Dylan's making up for lost time, like the sleepovers he missed out on that all the other girls (uwu) did in their childhood! Also some shilling over at an 💲Instacart link💲 so you can set up your girl sleepovers as well!!!!!

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Baraadmirer said:
Dylan's making up for lost time, like the sleepovers he missed out on that all the other girls (uwu) did in their childhood! Also some shilling over at an 💲Instacart link💲 so you can set up your girl sleepovers as well!!!!!

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JESUS FUCK THAT PREVIEW IMAGE IS HORRIFYING
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Baraadmirer said:
Dylan's making up for lost time, like the sleepovers he missed out on that all the other girls (uwu) did in their childhood! Also some shilling over at an 💲Instacart link💲 so you can set up your girl sleepovers as well!!!!!

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What the hell is up with this troon obsession with sleepovers?? Is Dylan gonna go "muh spinny skirts" next too?
 
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Trombonista said:
I think the pizza is the most horrifying part of it.
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It doesn't look very appetizing, I'll agree. So either it's a shitty brand, or Dill can't even cook a frozen pizza in the oven correctly.

That's not very woman-like of you, Dylan. Since he is so offensively stereotypical, shouldn't be subscribe to the belief that all women should and can cook well?

Oh, maybe he's saving that big adventure for when he reaches womanhood - it's called days of girlhood after all❤ UwU
 
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