DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Bigbadyeet]

$38 day stream, you really gotta love it.

However, he was unusually calm, I expect there's bombs dropping in the night stream or we will get maximum salt.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

$38 day stream, you really gotta love it.

However, he was unusually calm, I expect there's bombs dropping in the night stream or we will get maximum salt.

He might be used to no one caring about Evil Within. IIRC the only time he hit a hat goal during an Evil Within stream is the one where he tried to play Overwatch 2 first.

 

[Lurker at the Threshold]

remember SuperHound who kept false dmca'ing DSP, wings of redemption, and sending cp in the discords of other streamers?
turns out, his main account has been found after he forgot he wasn't on his alt
he goes by Jayden's Bacons
you can contact him here and ask him what his problem is:

Steam Community :: Jaydens Bacons

steamcommunity.com

discord: Jayden Bacons#8531

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Manlet Tears strikes again.

 

[UaineRunei]

DSP just accidentally called his contributors idiots after a dent/troll superchatted Phil explaining the economy is bad in response to Phil bitching about low support. I don’t know how to clip this shit.

“Because the economy is down and inflation is up…any streamer getting insane contributions from dummies, none of that is happening!”

Well, here's Phil being an entitled piece of shit for 4 minutes.
Btw, before this nonsense, he said that was one of "slowest streams in history" and was mad because "people tell him to play the game, saying that they will support it and that happens".

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

He might be used to no one caring about Evil Within. IIRC the only time he hit a hat goal during an Evil Within stream is the one where he tried to play Overwatch 2 first.

He's already set on blaming the game for the tips and it is what it is, and hes gonna finish it asap. Sounds fuckin' miserable the whole time and it's not a walk in the park.

RIP Multiversus, a game he likes that he knows no one likes watching giving money for. I mean, I enjoy them because he sucks and it's funny to see him blame his teammates and act like a pro.

Dude has no right to bitch. All the shit he's touching is gamepass, including Plagues Tale Requiem later on in the week. Which is why him complaining about negative money thanks to the monthly charge for it was hilarious because you were going to get it anyway since everything you are playin relies on it, and the fact you seriously had no fuckin money from the $100 you made during the day in tips.

The fishing game has grown on me. It was a treat last night. Once you get past the singing part and he realizes it's been an hour and no ones rewarding the dancing monkey for his performance, he starts getting pissy.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

He's already set on blaming the game for the tips and it is what it is, and hes gonna finish it asap. Sounds fuckin' miserable the whole time and it's not a walk in the park.

RIP Multiversus, a game he likes that he knows no one likes watching giving money for. I mean, I enjoy them because he sucks and it's funny to see him blame his teammates and act like a pro.

Dude has no right to bitch. All the shit he's touching is gamepass, including Plagues Tale Requiem later on in the week. Which is why him complaining about negative money thanks to the monthly charge for it was hilarious because you were going to get it anyway since everything you are playin relies on it, and the fact you seriously had no fuckin money from the $100 you made during the day in tips.

The fishing game has grown on me. It was a treat last night. Once you get past the singing part and he realizes it's been an hour and no ones rewarding the dancing monkey for his performance, he starts getting pissy.

I like how fucking barren his current schedule is too. Aside from new Game Pass games, he only has 2 games in the schedule that he plays more than once per week and they’re games so boring to watch that not even OIC wants to pay up.

 

[JefOliveira90]

“Because the economy is down and inflation is up…any streamer getting insane contributions from dummies, none of that is happening!”

It's insane how he puts himself in the same league of those other streamers. Those cats getting thousands and thousands per stream do way more than just bitch about bills and act like a limp sausage for 4 hours.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

It's insane how he puts himself in the same league of those other streamers. Those cats getting thousands and thousands per stream do way more than just bitch about bills and act like a limp sausage for 4 hours.

Imagine if this fucker tried to do an actual marathon stream like the ones Korone does. He’d either fall asleep completely mid-stream or have a stroke on camera.

 

[Chernabog3000]

DSP just accidentally called his contributors idiots after a dent/troll superchatted Phil explaining the economy is bad in response to Phil bitching about low support. I don’t know how to clip this shit.

“Because the economy is down and inflation is up…any streamer getting insane contributions from dummies, none of that is happening!”

What's wild is that isn't a one of moronic take of his. He's expressed that belief multiple times. Both that x streamer receiving y is proof inflation dosent affect the streaming business and impling any one who thinks so is retarded for even insinuating such.

Exhibit a.

Exhibit B

Exhibit c




Not even his wildest take on inflation or the economy either. In exhibit c he gets pissed about the us government handing out free covid tests. And if they weren't doing that they'd be able to more efficiently manage global inflation. He than goes on to say a pandemic, inflation andddd Christmas is not an excuse for people to be tight on money.

He's been on about inflation being a joke in regards to his income for a year. Not surprising really, financially he dosent live in the real world.

 

[Quindoll]

Well, here's Phil being an entitled piece of shit for 4 minutes.
Btw, before this nonsense, he said that was one of "slowest streams in history" and was mad because "people tell him to play the game, saying that they will support it and that happens".


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"Because the economy is down and inflation is up - no one is supporting streamers right now. There're absolutely are not any streamers right now who are streaming who are getting insane amounts of contributions from dummies"

"Dummies", huh? Is the mask slipping again? Well at least he has an accurate picture of his paying audience.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Well, here's Phil being an entitled piece of shit for 4 minutes.
Btw, before this nonsense, he said that was one of "slowest streams in history" and was mad because "people tell him to play the game, saying that they will support it and that happens".


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Everything is attack to his addiction.

Also Phil genuinely lacks empathy, so it's very easy for him to dismiss people's suffering.

I mean this is the guy who laughs at weird torture shit in games.....sure he's not psychopathic but he's still a strange asshole.

"Giant economic crash" aka he's going to be sitting smug making 100k and his paypigs will be living off the soles of their shoes.

So be it.

 

[oopsie doodle]

Free idea for a detractor with more money than sense or sanity:
Pay a team of people overseas to splice together every DSP snort ever broadcast, back to back and sped up. With video, it'd be like a man doing a monster rail of some powder that causes rapid aging and weight gain *SNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRK*

EDIT: With a break in the middle of the rail for a shameful jerk, obv.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Well, here's Phil being an entitled piece of shit for 4 minutes.
Btw, before this nonsense, he said that was one of "slowest streams in history" and was mad because "people tell him to play the game, saying that they will support it and that happens".


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I love when Phil gets mad he can’t double dip. Wasn’t this a viewer’s choice “reward”? He already got support by hitting the sub goal to lock it in.

On another note, here’s some AI-generated Philposts I saved.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

I love when Phil gets mad he can’t double dip. Wasn’t this a viewer’s choice “reward”? He already got support by hitting the sub goal to lock it in.

On another note, here’s some AI-generated Philposts I saved.
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It's scary how accurate this is

 

[Dona Morte]

Senpai San Piece is teaching me well.

That looks like a GNARLY ass bald spot Dave.

 

[Telemeter]

Does he not realize he’s not making us mad and only making himself look absolutely pathetic?

"Us"? that is a big word.

About 1/3 of this thread are posts of people seething, coping and dilating about the "dents" and how much money they give to DSP and how "Can't they not see that he just going to blow it on WWE Champions!?!?!?!?!".

Everyone knows DSP is a beggar, including his long time paypigs, and some of the paypigs get off on making the saltier detractors seethe at them even if most of the trolls are here just to point and laugh at the beggar.

In the end the lolcows are the ones that get MATI.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I love when Phil gets mad he can’t double dip. Wasn’t this a viewer’s choice “reward”? He already got support by hitting the sub goal to lock it in.

On another note, here’s some AI-generated Philposts I saved.
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Now we finally know where Phil gets his stream scripts from.

"Us"? that is a big word.

About 1/3 of this thread are posts of people seething, coping and dilating about the "dents" and how much money they give to DSP and how "Can't they not see that he just going to blow it on WWE Champions!?!?!?!?!".

Everyone knows DSP is a beggar, including his long time paypigs, and some of the paypigs get off on making the saltier detractors seethe at them even if most of the trolls are here just to point and laugh at the beggar.

In the end the lolcows are the ones that get MATI.

And some of us are here because we love Philburt and this is the #1 DSP fan forum around. He's a very good clown/actor/children's entertainer, and he makes me laugh just watching him Phil his way through life.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Senpai San Piece is teaching me well.
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That looks like a GNARLY ass bald spot Dave.

At this point, I don't think spray-on hair will save Phil from looking like a 60 year old hermit.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

So let me get this straight,

A reeecession is is only when people stop making large purchases, like you know, no one is gonna go out and buy a new Cadillac but they will frivolously throw money at a wash up streamer and Phil won't go spending tons of money on expensive gout pills, but he will continue to buy jpegs. Because the transactions are micro and he already does them.

I love Phil's view of the world, it's just so fucking alien.