Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

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All this shit just to say two things
1. There are too many nodes of corpo strength to hurt Kiwifarms unless we can do large harrassment campaigns on their providers and hope that they drop them.
2. I literally cannot think of anything else I can do other than tell you that any update coming will be paltry at best, I'm done updating until something actually happens.

There you go. GG chin boy.
Go do a victory lap over your hollow inclusivity promotion. Maybe talk to your castrated lifepartner wife about going on vacation.
You've earned it Eliot. Don't you think it's time to go home and consider your future. Maybe you and your spouse can finally start trying to concieve a child and start a family buy a pet. Taking care of something helps you grow as an adult!
That message was basically an admition of the futility of Dong Gones crusade. He's been the most stubborn and he's realized that every time he has to send a "we failed" update its fucking their morale.
I can just picture him everytime he discovers his latest big brain idea failed
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To all you autistic retards thinking that LFJ would ever unironically fedpost IRL in Minecraft or whatever the fuck yall niggas call a shooting nowadays: I'd hate to break it to ya, but an actual ovary-bearing, assigned female at birth woman beat Elliot to the punch on that one. She was even an ex-Google employee too

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Nasim Najafi Aghdamas allegedly shot 3 people at YouTube HQ and injured a 4th before an-heroing. She was also quite the character before the shooting.

Let it be known that there is demonstrable, empirical evidence of an XX/ovary-bearing/menstruating/assigned female at birth/cis-identifying woman having more balls than Elliot ever had in his entire lifetime.

>tfw being a trans woman is about being better than cis women, but cis women just keep on winning

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EDIT: Also on the subject of IRL women being better than trans women, Isabella Loretta Janke (the other, much more infamous, and much more memorable *LJ with a Farms thread) was only like what... 19/20 when she got outed as an oestrogen dispenser and just all-around demented and repugnant human being? Let's not forget that she still attracted (and continues to attract) an alarming and disgusting amount of simps.

I'm just saying man... even in the category of absolute human filth, cis women have the trannies beat. They really are just a cosmic punchline that's also inexplicably capable of creating unfathomable horrors that curse my vision to this day.
I remember that Santa Nasim shrine someone made outside the YT headquarters.
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So which is it, cancer or rheumatoid arthritis?
Imagine have to take something that severely reduces your ability to fight off infections AND having a stench trench.

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Edit - At least he has an alibi when confronted about the DDOS attacks:
"Methotrexate forces me to sleep 12-16 hours a day for the 2 days (Sat+Sun) after I take it."

The 2 eye pictures:
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Most of the site is your average boring conservative/liberal with some lolberts and a pretty small crowd that can actually be characterised as either far left or right.

But of course the retarded Qboomers like MTG thinks we're Democrat terrorists and Lucas' ilk of dickless men in drag think we're neonazis. That must mean we're doing something right. Screw these people, no one cares about your idiot political persuasions.
Apparently it's very hard to believe that overwhelming majority of KF visitors are just here just for lulz and drama without pc culture shit. Personally I like the site because it exposes degenerates for who they really are, and oh boy, that simple fact sets their assholes on fire (and we fucking love it!)
 
Apparently it's very hard to believe that overwhelming majority of KF visitors are just here just for lulz and drama without pc culture shit. Personally I like the site because it exposes degenerates for who they really are, and oh boy, that simple fact sets their assholes on fire (and we fucking love it!)
I am just here to shitpost in the most un pc way possible and laugh at the defectives like this Robert D’Zar looking chink.
 
Oh, well shit, that's game over. Your eyes are essentially invisible to your immune system (they're "immune privileged") to the point that, if it ever does become aware of them, it will systematically destroy them over time. He's likely to be going blind in a few more years. A decade at most.

Guess he couldn't just be satisfied with losing two of his orbs and had to go for the full set.
 
Oh, well shit, that's game over. Your eyes are essentially invisible to your immune system (they're "immune privileged") to the point that, if it ever does become aware of them, it will systematically destroy them over time. He's likely to be going blind in a few more years. A decade at most.
Well, then I feel honored that he's using his time with his vanishing eye sight to view my posts.
 
Twitter can't do anything about the massive child porn problem on its platform.
If 4chan, a site run by sociopathic autists, could do it then Twitter can too. They don't want to because they're deliberately shielding these people. Otherwise why ban words like "groomer" used to identify sex predators against children?
Edit - At least he has an alibi when confronted about the DDOS attacks:
"Methotrexate forces me to sleep 12-16 hours a day for the 2 days (Sat+Sun) after I take it."
Maybe he should try, I dunno, touching grass or not spending every waking moment crying and screaming that someone, somewhere, is saying no-no words.
He's likely to be going blind in a few more years. A decade at most.

Guess he couldn't just be satisfied with losing two of his orbs and had to go for the full set.
Then he'll probably lose his hearing too from incessantly listening to TTS read out posts misgendering him while tears roll out of his blind eyes, after the last thing he saw out of them was a meme about him crying and being blind.
 
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In lieu of the ongoing DDoS attempt, here's a progress report from our favourite DDoS enabler:
Look at the smattering of likes he's getting on his shit now.

"Yeah basically they have 4 hosts, the Ukrainian one in particular has DDoS protection and has been serving KF-related content since August without relenting, our extortion isn't working on the other service providers, our DDoS attacks aren't very effective, and I'm becoming physically ill from monitoring this obsessively every single day. I need to take a break because my autoimmune system is now trying to kill me, but in the mean time: write your congressman and switch focus to trying to get a domain called lolcow dot llc revoked by Google because that's the only new thing we can try at this point."
 
the worst ive seen is profile pictures turning in to octagons or whatever side amount shape they default to, looks pretty funky anyways so no biggie
The octagoons are for the top secret double probation board I think - maybe it's an NFT reference but I don't know. The help system doesn't help and I'm still trying to work out what the pink triangle means.
 
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Look at the smattering of likes he's getting on his shit now.

"Yeah basically they have 4 hosts, the Ukrainian one in particular has DDoS protection and has been serving KF-related content since August without relenting, our extortion isn't working on the other service providers, our DDoS attacks aren't very effective, and I'm becoming physically ill from monitoring this obsessively every single day. I need to take a break because my autoimmune system is now trying to kill me, but in the mean time: write your congressman and switch focus to trying to get a domain called lolcow dot llc revoked by Google because that's the only new thing we can try at this point."
@Null is it safe to assume his screeching to APNIC went immediately to /dev/null?

The octagoons are for the top secret double probation board I think - maybe it's an NFT reference but I don't know. The help system doesn't help and I'm still trying to work out what the pink triangle means.
I think the pink triangle indicates someone who's being annoying as fuck, and beginning their journey towards getting banned or getting a thread of their own, but we'd probably need a mod or Null to chime in on the official criteria.
 
One thinks Rothschild Jewish space lasers are causing wildfires while the other thinks chopping his penis off makes him a woman. Not sure which is more delusional.
She spouted off a crazy conspiracy theory, but she never said "Jewish Space Lasers", and she was talking about space-based solar power, not a weapon. Since no such generator has been built, it is impossible for one to have caused a wildfire, but what she said was not an anti-semitic conspiracy theory.
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The fact that the media says "Jewish Space Lasers cause wildfires because (((they))) want to kill us with orbital weapons" instead of "Solar plant in space causes wildfires when its energy beam misses its receiver" makes me suspicious.

My rating is that MTG is more sane than troons and their handmaidens.
 
It's time to encode secret messages in CNAMEs

There's no reason KIWIFARMS.NET should go to a direct A record, it should CNAME ELLIOT.FONG.HAS.NO.DONG.KIWIFARMS.NET (a whole round robin should exist of those) and then those can A round-robin again. Fun stuff can be encoded in IPv6 addresses, too.
The fact that the media says "Jewish Space Lasers cause wildfires because (((they))) want to kill us with orbital weapons" instead of "Solar plant in space causes wildfires when its energy beam misses its receiver" makes me suspicious.
She played simcity 2k I think it was, that had microwave power from space but the disaster was it could detach the beam and draw a line of fire across the city.

100% real.
 
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