i heard a bunch of you idiots facedoxed and did other embarrassing shit on the telegram

[misterduckford]

It was a wild ride in late August/early September when the farms were periodically down.
Spergs with nowhere else to go spilled into the voice chat and almost instantly started getting spun into tardrages.

Doomguy246
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40 year old autistic man from Anaheim California who's never had a job.
Every time he joined the chat he was either screaming about "NYEHGURRRS" or talking about how he only jerks off to loves futanari rule 34.

LOL is that the faggot all the jannie sluts were whining about how "I CAN'T HEAR DOOMGUY I WANNA HEAR HIM I'M GONNA MUTE YOU!" ?

 

[glass_houses]

women arnt real

Then explain the Beauty Parlour.

UPDATE
They posted an incredibly embarrassing veiled threat claiming that they have "9 total different manufactured identities within all of your group chats" that cover all time zones.
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"We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us."

I hope they at least deliver cute pet pics for the Beauty Parlour chat.

 

[The Luigi Player]

I always have to take a step back when I realize that most kiwis are not handsome and attractive like me.

Spoiler: Response

Are you a 4/10 at the least? If so, your better then most online (including kiwis)

Spoiler: Autistic Response

I was in japan!
You've seen my face!
I keep posting it! Everyone posts it!

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

40 year old autistic man from Anaheim California who's never had a job.
Every time he joined the chat he was either screaming about "NYEHGURRRS" or talking about how he only jerks off to loves futanari rule 34.

I'm irrationally angry that over the course of 14 years we lived in the same ghetto and I could've met this Chad and never known.
Very glad I'm no longer there, though. The rats and hobos get irritating real fast.

LOL is that the faggot all the jannie sluts were whining about how "I CAN'T HEAR DOOMGUY I WANNA HEAR HIM I'M GONNA MUTE YOU!" ?

Yes, Cozy got mad at me because Doom and I were getting autistically excited about knowing what eachother was talking about, but Cozy wasn't a mod. Mods, however, were very MATI about all interruptions.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Then explain the Beauty Parlour.

Trannies and fatties, both are not women.

 

[misterduckford]

Trannies and fatties, both are not women.

Supplementally, neither possess proper senses of nuance or humor. Capussi.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

I hope everyone learned their lesson. Remember to keep your social media accounts and your Kiwi Farms account separate.

 

[MadDisaster]

Then explain the Beauty Parlour.

"We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us."

I hope they at least deliver cute pet pics for the Beauty Parlour chat.

There were so many cute pet pics. Highlight of the chat.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

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Morning Star eating spicy peanuts for 36 minutes.

Update: Morning Star puked up all the peanuts.

Skip forward to about 16:00, it gets really funny from there.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

Twitter is for the mentally ill.

 

[Kenya Jones]

Spoiler: Response

Are you a 4/10 at the least? If so, your better then most online (including kiwis)

Spoiler: Autistic Response

I was in japan!
You've seen my face!
I keep posting it! Everyone posts it!

I'm a 10/10

 

[LillWeeb]

Some cute girls, some guys who could be cute girls with a little HRT

But who is the cutest person who doxxed theirselves? Or at least not the ugliest .

 

[glass_houses]

But who is the cutest person who doxxed theirselves? Or at least not the ugliest .

Oh, you have to ask? Coolest Ice, of course!

 

[pog]

this looks so fun, loud, autistic and crowded at once

 

[misterduckford]

Oh, you have to ask? Coolest Ice, of course!

Seconded. Ice has more John Candy than PPP and makes my peepee hard.

 

[Johnny Salami]

There are way more normie girls who use kiwifarms than I would've expected.

They may look normal but they're probably psycho and would stab you. You know, GG material. BTW Salem still hasn't slid in my DMs to be my femcel gf

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Almost forgot about this gem from September.
34 year old autistic Jewish woman who was loudly eating candy and talking about anime the entire time.

God she reminds me of the lesbian in my high school anime club. I can smell this picture

She also works as a professional Tard Wrangler for adults

wife material

 

[misterduckford]

The plot thickens
Someone going by the name Creeping Inc (Archive) has been posting screencaps from this thread and the telegram, claiming to be responsible for doxing Pseudo.
The style of writing, and vague threats come off oddly similar to Sinseer, but this could just be retards thinking and acting alike.

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Their initial tweet seemed pretty insistent that Duck Sauce isn't responsible and that they "do not know who this is", which could be damage control on her part if she's the one responsible for the swatting/twitter account.
I still don't get why someone would have a hate-on for Pseudo of all people.

UPDATE
They posted an incredibly embarrassing veiled threat claiming that they have "9 total different manufactured identities within all of your group chats" that cover all time zones.
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Duck Sauce (who they claim to have never heard of) was a regular poster in 2 of the chats, which means this account is either lying, or is run by Duck Sauce in an attempt to throw people off her trail.

Spoiler: Full Images

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So, if it was a jape, they had commitment to the backstory. Lots of casual details that you'd have to embed in quick access memory, regional grievances and that Boer accent I've only ever heard replicated by a Nee Zoolander (Kiwi hehe). I was piss drunk (straight from the bottle) for 4 days during convalescent leave and still couldn't stomach more than 30 seconds of that voice chat, so I can't comment on how much she pissed other people off. I do assume any "girl" on the internet that talks to me AND will dox their likeness on VC when we know troon squad is watching is prolly an op, catfish or insane (or the whole package).

That said, the person who was on that account really wasn't altogether virulent like they are being described here. Seemed well-spoken, self-aware and pretty even-tempered (we all enjoy the finer points of the nigger word, too). Had me laugh with some SA lingo I've yet to hear. Only convincing enough to get me to dox ass and balls, but them's just the rules, and the person on that account didn't ask for much in the way of details. Girls don't use the internet and you only get guch pics.

They were kinda setting themselves on fire around the time the site started to come back so I noped out and stopped using Telegram. Was funny while it lasted, though. I hope that black guy didn't get murdered by an angry post-apartheid ginger. The headline sounds funny but just don't.

If my guch was doxed by a guy pretending to be a ginger, I'd like it on record I was too wasted to shave and my surname is not, in fact, Darth Maximus. Thank you for your time.

P.S. The Anaheim Blood Bagel, @Mr. Cool ICE, seemed to have the most ubiquitous presence, so I generally defer to their expertise on this historical autism event.

 

[AGuntyPaajet]

please show bob and vagene baby

 

[stillgay]

I was piss drunk (straight from the bottle) for 4 days during convalescent leave and still couldn't stomach more than 30 seconds of that voice chat

Which annoying alcoholic were you?

 

[misterduckford]

Which annoying alcoholic were you?

All of them. Go big or go home.