Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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One87five0 said:
Does Lucas drive? I can't really picture him driving a moving truck and it's not like he has friends around to help him pack and unpack a truck anyway. If he wasn't such an ass hole, I would feel sorry for him... moving and breakups are really painful, but having to unpack your shit alone in an empty apartment must be especially painful. Those are the kind of life events where it really helps to have friends IRL.
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Lucas is too unlikable, too fat, and too bald to have friends. His only friend is the dopamine hit he get from Retweets and updoots. Too bad no amount of Updoot Dopamine can numb the perpetual pain of his Phantom Cock.
 
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One87five0 said:
Does Lucas drive? I can't really picture him driving a moving truck and it's not like he has friends around to help him pack and unpack a truck anyway. If he wasn't such an ass hole, I would feel sorry for him... moving and breakups are really painful, but having to unpack your shit alone in an empty apartment must be especially painful. Those are the kind of life events where it really helps to have friends IRL.
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I dont think it's a question of pain moreso of physical ineptitude. Do you really think this guy isn't gonna hire people especially with 100K in griftbux?
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I'm Just A Worm said:
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Lucas continues stealing meme ideas. After being called out for stealing the 9/11 meme from the Farms, he had to come up with a new, flattering image for people to photoshop that didn't feature his hunchback like 99% of photos. Notice how this one isn't as funny - "I'm taking a selfie, guys". Very edgy faggot, Kiwi's was better lmfao.
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Wow, Lucas at JFK, I wonder who thought of that first? Except now he's just standing in the crowd taking a selfie. Not even as close to as funny, and also PC since he has to appeal to his new faggot overlords to keep his precious Blue checkmark. Must suck to have to censor yourself all the time, not that anyone in this thread would know.

Also, "submitted by a wiggler", that's a LOL. I'd imagine Keffals made this meme while all alone yesterday, desperately trying to "own" the thread with his own trash memes.

Your memes suck faggot, and you can't even come up with your own. Lucas and his retard audience can't ever be as funny because they're shrieking troons with bottom-tier IQ.

Pathetic, and balding.
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That pic is from the recent article, right? His blobby face looks so fucking edited. Also lol at him trying to hide his hunchback; too bad you can still tell those are male arms.
 
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One87five0 said:
Does Lucas drive? I can't really picture him driving a moving truck and it's not like he has friends around to help him pack and unpack a truck anyway. If he wasn't such an ass hole, I would feel sorry for him... moving and breakups are really painful, but having to unpack your shit alone in an empty apartment must be especially painful. Those are the kind of life events where it really helps to have friends IRL.
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He probably got his mother to help. Or the fiancee is such a cuck he helped Lucas move even after he was chucked aside for the Potato Ogre.
 
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Accept Only Substitutes said:
I think it means nonbinary that leans more trans femme than trans masculine. It's retarded because you're saying a you're a binary non-binary, which is just binary with extra steps.

Found this word salad of an attempt at defining it:


Edit: If you're still confused then you're not alone. This stuff makes no sense on purpose. It's queer theory: redefining literally everything into nonsense.
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When you claim to be non-binary you're establishing a new binary dichotomy: those you deem binary and the non-binaries.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
what the fuck is a transfem enby and how does that even work? would the enby part not cancel out everything else since it means nonbinary? like im pretty sure using they/them pronouns is supposed to imply you dont wanna go by male or female pronouns. especially considering if you go by like she/they or they/he or whatever you are not really that special since they/them is just what you call someone normally when you refer to someone either because you dont know their gender or you just dont care and call everyone whatever.

yeahh i think i can understand now why this person is the way they are honestly i would be crazy too if i had to process this level of nonsense every single day.
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Non-binaries are the genderspecials, the danger hairs, the tenderqueers. On social media, non binary femmes are fucking everywhere and they don't express anything other than feminine energy. It's a roundabout way of saying you feel weird about your birth gender.
 
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TexOffender said:
This little faggot can't handle a little hot brass? lol

I've had hot brass rain on me and never got a blister.
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I grabbed a pan handle that had been sitting over another burner on high for ten minutes. My skin turned super pink and my fingers got stiff, but didn't blister. Two days later it was almost like nothing had happened, no pain or pink skin. Can one shell casing glancing off your skin cause more damage than grabbing a pan for five seconds or a little more?

My fingers hurt for hours too. Do not recommend. Nothing helped. I feel like a mention on Twitter and then another one two days later wouldn't be enough for someone as terminally online as Lucas, even for a burn of my magnitude.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
Lucas is too unlikable, too fat, and too bald to have friends. His only friend is the dopamine hit he get from Retweets and updoots. Too bad no amount of Updoot Dopamine can numb the perpetual pain of his Phantom Cock.
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Lots of unlikeable, fat, bald people manage to make friends in real life... that's what gets me about Luke; he's so unlikeable and disgusting other unlikeable and disgusting people want nothing to do with him offline. There are a ton of troons in Ontario, but the only people who are willing to hang out with him are twitter/twitch trannies who live thousands of miles away. Not only is it impossible for retweets and updoots to numb the pain of his phantom cock, they are also a piss poor substitute for real, physical human connection and friendship.

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I dont think it's a question of pain moreso of physical ineptitude. Do you really think this guy isn't gonna hire people especially with 100K in griftbux?
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Oh, I'm sure he hired someone if he couldn't fit all of his shit into his mom's SUV. I was more curious to know if he's able to drive.

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He probably got his mother to help.
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No doubt. We all saw her carrying his shit out of the police station for him. He's lazy and shameless.

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Can one shell casing glancing off your skin cause more damage than grabbing a pan for five seconds or a little more?
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I call bullshit on his blister story. Pics or it didn't happen, Luke.
 
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Accept Only Substitutes said:
I grabbed a pan handle that had been sitting over another burner on high for ten minutes. My skin turned super pink and my fingers got stiff, but didn't blister. Two days later it was almost like nothing had happened, no pain or pink skin. Can one shell casing glancing off your skin cause more damage than grabbing a pan for five seconds or a little more?

My fingers hurt for hours too. Do not recommend. Nothing helped. I feel like a mention on Twitter and then another one two days later wouldn't be enough for someone as terminally online as Lucas, even for a burn of my magnitude.
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I burned my own face off once but it grew back.
 
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