DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
So let me get this straight,

A reeecession is is only when people stop making large purchases, like you know, no one is gonna go out and buy a new Cadillac but they will frivolously throw money at a wash up streamer and Phil won't go spending tons of money on expensive gout pills, but he will continue to buy jpegs. Because the transactions are micro and he already does them.

I love Phil's view of the world, it's just so fucking alien.
So, using this stupid definition of the word:
Phil, why is it that you think people are no longer able to make frivolous purchases? Could it be that there’s less money to go around? Could it be that gas and food prices are insane now? It’s really not that hard to understand, and no, you should not be expecting this much from people when the economy is this shitty.
 
SunnyV2 just released a top 10 shitty youtubers and surprise surprise Dave is number four between EDP and some robolox cunt who would send fake death threats and destroy peoples house or some shit. Get ready for a FUNCHILLPAHSITIVEDRAMAFREE level one pahdcast tomorrow!!!1!1!!1

the DSP segment starts at 8:06 incase the timestamp doesn't work
DSP was robbed.
 
There is no way in hell he's playing Gotham Knights. Not only is it Co-Op you have his favorite youtuber Shill-Up shitting on it before it's out. He will take Mario vs Rabbids because all he knows is kids games. Even the way he describes it you can tell.
"Mario vs Rabbids I have history with. It plays like XCOM but with Mario. People didn't seem to like it but that was then."
"Gotham Knights is a Batman RPG. People are saying it's bad though"
 
There is no way in hell he's playing Gotham Knights. Not only is it Co-Op you have his favorite youtuber Shill-Up shitting on it before it's out. He will take Mario vs Rabbids because all he knows is kids games. Even the way he describes it you can tell.
"Mario vs Rabbids I have history with. It plays like XCOM but with Mario. People didn't seem to like it but that was then."
"Gotham Knights is a Batman RPG. People are saying it's bad though"

it's a batman game and a major release, he'll be playing it. it's also not mandatory co-op.
 
But at the same time, there are way scummier YouTubers than even Phil. LTG deserves a higher spot than Phil, for example.
This guy's content as dull, unoriginal and exploititive as the people he is listing.

He makes a WatchMojo list video seem like a work of art and the best commentary on the video came from the lad in the white shirts video he ummm ''researched''.

Lack of self awareness is a Youtuber disease it seems
 
DSP only being overshadowed by pedophiles and some guy who seems just like DSP but more retarded is hilarious to me
Phil checks off pretty much every box for a thoroughly unlikable YouTuber, the only way to be worse than Phil is to either be more aggressive in terms of begging or assault people.
 
Funny how there's really only two games that it isn't obvious he hates the existence of: a very specific version of Street Fighter 2
A very specific version of SF2 populated mostly by brazilian children that he can crush with pattern play. If SF6 was mechanically identical to SF2 he he would hate it as soon as he ranked up and couldn't stomp literal children.

Dave's ideal game is a PVP game where he wins 99% of the time and pretend its based on skill. Preferably one with naked men since hes married. Oh...
 
But at the same time, there are way scummier YouTubers than even Phil. LTG deserves a higher spot than Phil, for example.
I'm not a LTG expert but at least he owns the fact that he is an asshole right?

Part of the reason why dsp sucks is that he is a massive asshole trying to pretend he is a chill nice guy
 
"Please pay attention to me."

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