Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Accept Only Substitutes]

I burned my own face off once but it grew back.

Did it grow back the same as it was before or did you get a new face? Because if you did Hollywood would probably be interested in your story. No pain no gain, right?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I wonder how long until he posts his ax wound as "the sister blister"

 

[LonesomeDud]

When I left my entire community of family and friends, and thought about killing myself because I was completely alone in the world and I didn't think I had what it took to do what I set out to do in the first place that I'd alienated myself so badly I could only be remembered as a failure if I left and return as a pariah, I made a vow to God if He would carry me through my darkest hour, I would live my life to restore glory to His kingdom on Earth by caring for others.

This faggot tries to kill himself because the internet is mean. I don't want anyone to commit suicide, but you're not exactly inspiring me to make any heroic efforts to stop you.

 

[Dollar Store Sentai]

I've never heard of a spent shell casing causing a second-degree burn before. I guess its possible but you almost have to do it on purpose for that result. Permanent scar? Umm, no.

When I was in Basic I had a shell land on my neck at the firing range that sat there for my last two shots. I had two tiny blisters where the rims of the casing sat on my skin for 20 seconds or so. Bitch boi Lucas is making shit up to seem badass since he lost all his cred during twitchcon

 

[AnOminous]

This faggot tries to kill himself because the internet is mean. I don't want anyone to commit suicide, but you're not exactly inspiring me to make any heroic efforts to stop you.

Can you really even call taking three Tylenols or whatever "trying?"

 

[Baraadmirer]

I love how that Young Muslim guy is in every Keffals tweet talking shit. It makes people so mad every time lol. It's amazing they haven't been blocked or banned yet.

But now it becomes a question of who ranks higher on the oppression stack: a Muslim presumably living in a third-world country, or a white, privileged person living off of disability checks?

 

[Real Name 1973]

Can you really even call taking three Tylenols or whatever "trying?"

Literally just:
"I heard too many of these are bad for you! I'll take 50% more and have a shot!"

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Over/Under on Lucas's "Blister" turning out to be an STD because he fucked a dirty midget hooker in Ireland?

Probably looked like this:

 

[W00K #17]

Who tf films them downing a bunch of pills to off themselves?

That wasn't a cry for help, it was a cry for attention.

 

[Baraadmirer]

Over/Under on Lucas's "Blister" turning out to be an STD because he fucked a dirty midget hooker in Ireland?

Probably looked like this:

Obligatory PSA:

 

[LonesomeDud]

Who tf films them downing a bunch of pills to off themselves?

That wasn't a cry for help, it was a cry for attention.

Ever see those mukbangs where they use dogs instead of people?

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Over/Under on Lucas's "Blister" turning out to be an STD because he fucked a dirty midget hooker in Ireland?

Probably looked like this:

Probably the only hooker that would go for a threeway with Lucas and the Potato Ogre.

 

[One87five0]

When I left my entire community of family and friends, and thought about killing myself because I was completely alone in the world and I didn't think I had what it took to do what I set out to do in the first place that I'd alienated myself so badly I could only be remembered as a failure if I left and return as a pariah, I made a vow to God if He would carry me through my darkest hour, I would live my life to restore glory to His kingdom on Earth by caring for others.

Not a Christian myself, but I'm glad you emerged from the darkness as a happier, more compassionate person. A lot of people rely on faith to pull them through, whether it's their faith in God, themselves or their fellow human beings. Troons have no faith in anything; they're selfish and bitter... they are never grateful for what they have because it's never enough. They hate everyone, especially themselves. Unironically, they should find God. Preferably before cutting off their penises or removing their uteruses.

 

[A Sunset]

Lots of unlikeable, fat, bald people manage to make friends in real life... that's what gets me about Luke; he's so unlikeable and disgusting other unlikeable and disgusting people want nothing to do with him offline.

Lucas is fat, bald, and unlikable on a different level than 99% of people. Normally people have some redeeming or interesting qualities that offset their flaws.

Not only is Lucas hideously balding (unpleasant to look at, worrying, gross fizzy exposed scalp), fat (grotesque and bizarre fat distribution due to poor genetic, HRT, and hunchback) and unlikable (he’s even hated among troons)…….but he doesn’t even have any hobbies or talents to balance it out.

Luke’s life revolves around Twitter and updoots, and his only talent is lying. But he’s retarded so he’s even bad at that. He just sits around eating fast food and steals memes from Kiwi Farms.

This little faggot can't handle a little hot brass? lol

I've had hot brass rain on me and never got a blister.

Calling it now, he’s lying about the blister, like he lies about everything, because he’s a lying liar.

He can disprove it by addressing this claim, but then he’d have to admit he reads the thread and that we exists. LOL, what a faggot.

 

[Terffals]

Over/Under on Lucas's "Blister" turning out to be an STD because he fucked a dirty midget hooker in Ireland?

Probably looked like this:

Hey, that’s not nice. His name is Ellen.

 

[Alt Owl]

Many ways Lucas could have got a terrible burn from a shell casing.

 

[KingOfHypocrisy]

The last act of San Andreas be like

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

The last act of San Andreas be like
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Hey now. Big Smoke was positively svelte compared to the fat balding hunchback.

 

[behindyourightnow]

This one has been bouncing off the inside of my skull for a while, and I can guarantee there is an element of regret but I'm not sure what exactly the regret is about, I have suspicions of course.

Chopping off the wedding tackle is the most obvious place to hunt for regret, given the natural stench ability it imparts, maintenance, pain, infections, etc. but I think it's a bit deeper than that.

What stands out to me most about Lucas is that he cannot keep the "teenage edgelord" from coming out for even a day, and personally I suspect this is where the regret and seething actually stems from, the dickchop being an aggravating factor.

My personal theory is that he's just old enough to have seen the grifting emporium gamergate created, and realized very coldly that he could make easy money for doing nothing if he did the dickchop and thus pursued the transition as a business decision rather than a purely personal one. In secret of course, if you tell your shrink you want to transition so you can be a lazy neet, I don't think that will work, and family is far less likely to be supportive. This might be incompatible with his claim of being groomed, Lucas lies constantly so I can absolutely believe the grooming story is bullshit. It might also be that when Lucas says "grooming" he means something else entirely which is compatible with this theory.

This isn't as crazy as it sounds, remember his attempts at making money all follow the "do nothing get money" pattern I'd expect of a lazy neet turned lazy neet "pretty princess" in search of a lucrative low effort career post gamergate:
-porn (failed to launch)
-commie politician (failed to launch, was pushed out)
-femdom thot (failed to launch)
-fart fetish femdom thot (failed to launch)
-Political Twitch streamer (has seen some success)

Now, to bring the edgyboi humor back into it and the regret.
Consider that someone short sighted enough to dickchop for money would probably also be shortsighted enough to think they can get away with the edgyboi shit in the trans community if popular or wealthy enough.

He's learning at an alarming rate that "trans rights activist" + edgyboi does not mix and it does not matter how much money or fame he gets leading to an inevitable conclusion that if he wants the no effort troonbux he has to cut the edgy shit.

But he can't keep a lid on it. It's too big a part of Lucas Roberts, it's the humor he grew up on, and now that he's famous (enough) and wealthy (enough) to sustain himself for the foreseeable future he wants to let loose and he fucking can't.

The worst part is, if he gives up the troonbux and tries to do the "based tranny" shtick he may as well just be a man at that point, but he can't go back on that one; he's trapped himself in a purgatory of humor he hates, with non-functional genitals that stink, and the only benefit is very easy money.

...but he was already getting easy money for being a "disabled" neet in Canada, he just gets more of it with the second bellybutton + twitch, and it no longer comes from the state.

So assuming the truth of the suspicion that the transition was a business decision, that realization would be enough to make anyone feel immense regret and seethe about it the once the gravity of the personal hell he now resides finally worms its way into his consciousness.

I don't agree about the dickchop itself being a grift. You can be a legitimate trans activist while still keeping your peepee. I think he did it for the reason most do: he thought it would make him into the opposite sex. The idea that he would get to live life on easy mode as a woman was just an added bonus.

Spoiler: speculation

If it does relate to his edgelord status, it is maybe because Keffals seems to have to impulse control or sense of long-term consequences, which can be a symptom of ADHD. There is a reason "neurodivergent" people are overrepresented among troons. He can't help himself.

I'm glad others have noticed the mismatch between Keffals and his supposed community. Popular online troons are only allowed to have one personality. You can push at the edges a bit of what is allowed, but even if you do that you have to deal with constant cancelation attempts, and your mentions are always full of bitter scolds telling you you're problematic.

There is some great cosmic irony in the fact that so many autogynephile men trooned out to live their fetish 24/7, only to wind up in a movement with more moralizing busybodies than a Southern Baptist church from 1950.

When I was in Basic I had a shell land on my neck at the firing range that sat there for my last two shots. I had two tiny blisters where the rims of the casing sat on my skin for 20 seconds or so. Bitch boi Lucas is making shit up to seem badass since he lost all his cred during twitchcon

I have seen a decent shell-casing burn before (not on me) that caused a scar that lasted for a while, I guess you would call it a bad second-degree burn. That was from a casing getting stuck in body armor though. I can't think of a way a casing could burn you just by hitting your skin. Unless it got caught in one of his fat rolls.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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14 pills and alcohol? Fucking pussy. There are suicide bridges in Bongland, use them. I’m sure you can find a knife or rope over there as well. Ibuprofen and other common pain pills exist. Chug em. This faggot gets it right at the start of this thread, they’re an attention seeker. I have zero sympathy for these absolute losers who will continuously suicide bait and when they actually do ‘attempt’, it’s the most harmless shit. About 132 people kill themselves in the US every day. These fuckers will likely never be one of them. How much of a sad sack of shit do you have to be to continuously try to get attention off of the deaths of others? If one of these faggots ever actually does the deed, then I’ll feel sympathy. But until then, I’m going to scorn them for taking advantage of the actual suicides.

>I'm that much of a failure I've failed 3 overdoses.
Fails to OD twice, third time takes 14 pills of various make.
Seriously take a fucking hint and use a 12 gauge next time.
Load up enough heroin to kill 3 addicts, get the gun ready, shoot the dope, put your thumb on the trigger and the barrel in your mouth and wait to nod off.
Bonus points if you set the house on fire first.

Seriously this is just attention seeking faggotry.
People who commit suicide just do it and they very rarely use pills.
Especially fucking paracetamol.
That shit even if it works is gonna fuck your liver and it will take you days to die.
But these faggots always half ass it because its just attention seeking.
I've had dark times in my life but I fucking got on with it and kept going because I have people who rely on me and people who love me and it would be horrifically cruel to do that to them because I'm too much of a fucking bitch to keep going.
These faggots need to man the fuck up and stop whining.
Literally.
Life is hard.
You want sympathy, let me just find my tiny violin.
Fucking pussies.