Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Punished Neco]

If it was paracetamol or co-codamol (which contains high amounts of paracetamol), then based on the number of pills he swallowed, he's given himself severe liver damage at the very least. It might still kill him, painfully and slowly, over the course of a couple of weeks.

But it looks like multivitamins to me, so...

It looks like Glucosamine to me personally, I don't think they sell entire tubs of Co-Codamol or Paracetamol in the UK. From my understanding they're usually in a plastic tray with foil lid. Looks like a supplement tub which is what one of the original Twitter comments said. Either way they didn't show the front of the bottle for a reason, there's a slight glimpse of one of the corners of the front label but not enough to verify

Personally the only thing I can't get over is how they sound like Sylvester Stallone at the end of that clip there, only question is whether it's Rocky or Rambo.

Seems like we're in for a quiet week or 2 from Keffals, which is fine because I'm genuinely finding Jalyn funnier as a lolcow right now

 

[Brigadoom]

Now this is what I call hard hitting journalism.

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Not even the all consuming, suffocating smog of Axe B.O basher can smother the smell of his festering amhole. I used to think it was more of a meme than anything but troons really are incapable of taking selfies that aren't punctuated by their trademark AGP smirk.

 

[Procrastinhater]

This little faggot can't handle a little hot brass? lol

I've had hot brass rain on me and never got a blister.

Lol I had a 5.56 casing fall down the back of my shirt once from someone firing above me hurt a bit and made me jump but I didn't get blisters he's either full of shit or he has fucking soy soaked skin.
Probably both.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

I’m calling it. Through no fault of you fellow Kiwis, this thread is officially boring. Which speaks to Keffals the Twitchy Con being basically a one hit wonder. The last few weeks were a hell of a ride, and the chef’s kiss being Luke’s hero’s welcome at TwitchCon being completely undermined by the Farms coming back online, but it’s back to regular programming for ‘ol Luke. Or, in the words of a certain back alley Tunisian knife fighter “Back to obscurity!”

 

[One87five0]

I finally read that NBC article on Luke... I wasn't surprised by the lazy, inaccurate "journalism," but I was momentarily taken aback by the face tuning.



Reality:





Then I remembered NBC did the same thing to William "Lia" Thomas' photo.



Like, bruh... if the MSM has to Photoshop troons in order to make them more palatable to the masses, then they also understand that the "trans women are women" mantra would fly right out the window the second the masses figured out what these fuckers actually look like unfiltered. The MSM knows trannies like Luke and Will are hideous men, but they don't want us to know. Troons will never be fully accepted because they, along with their journo enablers, are deceptive... they are ugly inside and out. If people are only allowed to see the good about a group, and not the bad and the ugly, any acceptance that group receives will inevitably fall apart sooner or later.

I’m calling it. Through no fault of you fellow Kiwis, this thread is officially boring. Which speaks to Keffals the Twitchy Con being basically a one hit wonder. The last few weeks were a hell of a ride, and the chef’s kiss being Luke’s hero’s welcome at TwitchCon being completely undermined by the Farms coming back online, but it’s back to regular programming for ‘ol Luke. Or, in the words of a certain back alley Tunisian knife fighter “Back to obscurity!”

Lol, nigger this thread is older than your account. Give it time. Lucas' udders might be dry today, but there's always tomorrow. As long as twitter exists, this faggot will continue to provide us with milk.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

I finally read that NBC article on Luke... I wasn't surprised by the lazy, inaccurate "journalism," but I was momentarily taken aback by the face tuning.

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Reality:

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Then I remembered NBC did the same thing to William "Lia" Thomas' photo.

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Like, bruh... if the MSM has to Photoshop troons in order to make them more palatable to the masses, then they also understand that the "trans women are women" mantra would fly right out the window the second the masses figured out what these fuckers actually look unfiltered. The MSM knows trannies like Luke and Will are hideous men, but they don't want us to know. Troons will never be fully accepted because they, along with their journo enablers, are deceptive... they are ugly inside and out. If people are only allowed to see the good about a group, and not the bad and the ugly, any acceptance that group receives will inevitably fall apart sooner or later.

Careful filters may make Lucas look less greasy, fat and hunchbacked but they can’t hide his bald spot or that he is a man.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I love how that Young Muslim guy is in every Keffals tweet talking shit. It makes people so mad every time lol. It's amazing they haven't been blocked or banned yet.

English speaking twitter muslims need to start abusing their power like this guy. It would be a fantastic chimpout.

Lots of unlikeable, fat, bald people manage to make friends in real life... that's what gets me about Luke; he's so unlikeable and disgusting other unlikeable and disgusting people want nothing to do with him offline. There are a ton of troons in Ontario, but the only people who are willing to hang out with him are twitter/twitch trannies who live thousands of miles away. Not only is it impossible for retweets and updoots to numb the pain of his phantom cock, they are also a piss poor substitute for real, physical human connection and friendship.

Fat awful people tend to have a binding activity that is done IRL, usually alcohol, work, or another activity. Most know how to be cordial enough to not piss where they sleep, and tend not to pick fights with anyone in management. Lucas is not this type of guy.

Hell, he doesn't even play that many multiplayer games that bind him to others. He doesn't even have people he talks shit to competitively. He doesn't hang out on discords aside from his own and Chelsea Manning's secret chat, and he basically doesn't show up anywhere where he is not the centerpiece or revered in some way. He's just made bad choices all around.

I burned my own face off once but it grew back.

That might be an improvement for Lucas. Might need to send him your technique.

Probably looked like this:

Why did you post another picture of Lucas?

Seems like we're in for a quiet week or 2 from Keffals, which is fine because I'm genuinely finding Jalyn funnier as a lolcow right now

Every time a troon says "A girl is better with a dick " I breathe a sigh of relief as I get to say "I don't have a dick" as a deal breaker for them asking me out.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I’m calling it. Through no fault of you fellow Kiwis, this thread is officially boring

I'm doing my best bro.
This hunchback balding transvestite fuck isn't giving me much to work with.
Theres only so many ways I can call this cunt bald.
Lucas is boring.
Thats his whole problem. Have you tried to listen to his streams?
Its mostly dead air interspersed with him whining in his tired sounding voice.
He should have called himself Clara Somnium, his fucking voice is sounds like he eats Xanax bars like TicTacs, if it hadn't been for the HRT blackmarket shit and the grooming, and then all the nebulous shady interests latching onto him to use him as a weapon against the Farms his thread wouldn't have taken off.
Now the Blackmarket Troonshine gig is off the table, his DKF associates have realized this greasy fag is optics cancer and dropped him, and his embargo on mentioning us on his Groomercord theres not much else to him.
We could try a WIGgler meme competition to take advantage of the irony of a balding man calling his fan club "WIGglers" but I think Lucas's 15 mins are up.
This time next year he'll be less well discussed than Vordrak.

 

[RobertDole]

Didn't quite know where to put this info, especially since they've wiped their tweets. Looking from archives though they were active in the DKF movement and are a part of Keffals community so I figured I'd post it here. They were Retweeting/liking a lot of Keffals content in the past days/weeks.

Nattie Forsyth a Youtuber with 150k subscribers was bullied yesterday on Twitter which culminated in a self delete attempt.
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[A]
They've only been mentioned 4 times on KF under that name and that was in a thread about the Commentary Youtube community so it wasn't a thread on them specifically. Can still imagine Keffals trying to blame us for this though.
Also if you want to see how Twitter is by far a more toxic place than this website just look at the archive above and see all the celebrating in the replies.

In a very weird coincidence, I was just watching this SunnyV2 video on Charlie (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBehHIgDJBg) when I came across this in the comments:

I had never heard about this person until reading your post earlier today.

 

[AltisticRight]

I finally read that NBC article on Luke... I wasn't surprised by the lazy, inaccurate "journalism," but I was momentarily taken aback by the face tuning.

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Reality:

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Then I remembered NBC did the same thing to William "Lia" Thomas' photo.

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Like, bruh... if the MSM has to Photoshop troons in order to make them more palatable to the masses, then they also understand that the "trans women are women" mantra would fly right out the window the second the masses figured out what these fuckers actually look like unfiltered. The MSM knows trannies like Luke and Will are hideous men, but they don't want us to know. Troons will never be fully accepted because they, along with their journo enablers, are deceptive... they are ugly inside and out. If people are only allowed to see the good about a group, and not the bad and the ugly, any acceptance that group receives will inevitably fall apart sooner or later.



Lol, nigger this thread is older than your account. Give it time. Lucas' udders might be dry today, but there's always tomorrow. As long as twitter exists, this faggot will continue to provide us with milk.

Photoshopping the marks due to goggles away makes it look like he cheated the swim.
Not that he didn't, just in another way, being a man competing with women, kind of way.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

This time next year he'll be less well discussed as Vordrak.

Obscurity is the worst thing that can happen to a narc. Worse than telling them no. Worse than sending them to prison even. They have to have an audience in order to keep the self-loathing at bay. The only real time a narc is at risk of killing themselves is when they have been abandoned by every one around them. (They also tend to go the other route and kill their victims, narcs are fucking crazy) Being alone breaks something fundamental inside them.

I think you're right, I hope you are, because if anyone deserves to be abandoned and shunned it's a narc. I fucking hate narcs. They have no redeeming qualities. Just empty shells.

Anyway, I don't think he'll ever be completely alone, if nothing else we'll always be here. But as far as being able to keep the masses' attention on him? That ship has sailed. He'll keep trying to stir up the drama to the levels it was a couple months ago but he'll get a smaller and smaller return on it.

It couldn't happen to a more deserving individual.

 

[Punished Neco]

I'm not American so I might be talking out of my upside-down ass but aren't guns designed specifically not to fling hot shells at your outstretched arm? So wouldn't he have to have been holding the gun like a complete retard for that to occur?

[2800 in queue, might be awhile]

 

[Articles and Nudes]

Never been in the same room as a loaded gun, eh.

 

[boongus]

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[2800 in queue, might be awhile]

Is this even allowed? Hopefully Lucas never touches a firearm ever again.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

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[2800 in queue, might be awhile]

Already have a completed archive.


Does that mean Lucas has a skill issue?
(A)

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Don't be discouraged if Lucas seems to be losing steam. He got slapped by reality and demotivated by all of the "nobody gives a shit that you're here" he received at Twitchcon. Combined with the cold realization that he's now unloved and living alone, he's now firmly sitting in the "withdraw and recover" portion of the grift cycle. I imagine it looking something like this:

1. Needs attention; Tweets out his retarded hot takes.
2. Gets attention. Allows his ego to overinflate. Makes an ass out of himself before realizing all the new attention is mostly negative.
3. Realizes the attention is bad. Becomes demoralized, quieter. Focuses on defending his shit takes. Feels people laughing at him.
4. Depression sets in. Tweets out an excuse for why he won't be as active for a while on social media. Withdraws to his bedroom to binge on Taco Bell to begin his fragile ego's healing process.

Give him a little time. He'll eventually move into the "desperately say/do something really fucking stupid for attention" phase, and then it's just a matter of time before we enter the "keeps spouting retarded clown shit" portion of the cycle where most of the funny happens.

 

[AMHOLIO]

They also tend to go the other route and kill their victims, narcs are fucking crazy)

I'm wondering if he's this type as he did go after Winter and several other incidents where he target people with intent to tear them down. Even if he was, I couldn't see him go beyond 1-2 people, if any, as he doesn't really have the strength or brains to get away with much.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I’m calling it. Through no fault of you fellow Kiwis, this thread is officially boring. Which speaks to Keffals the Twitchy Con being basically a one hit wonder. The last few weeks were a hell of a ride, and the chef’s kiss being Luke’s hero’s welcome at TwitchCon being completely undermined by the Farms coming back online, but it’s back to regular programming for ‘ol Luke. Or, in the words of a certain back alley Tunisian knife fighter “Back to obscurity!”

As soon as the thread started being flooded with stupid photoshops yeah, it got boring. It's only a matter of time before Keffals does something else retarded, we don't need to keep the thread moving fast with shit content.

 

[RotPockets]

Already have a completed archive.

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Does that mean Lucas has a skill issue?
(A)

bLucas Waffles will never be a woman.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

I'm wondering if he's this type as he did go after Winter and several other incidents where he target people with intent to tear them down. Even if he was, I couldn't see him go beyond 1-2 people, if any, as he doesn't really have the strength or brains to get away with much.

He absolutely is. Look at his rage toward women or, as you said, Winter. He's just an angry person in general.

I know he was shaking when he threatened Destiny's wife, but that could be anger, not anxiety - or at least not just anxiety.

At least he doesn't currently have a gun. I don't think there's much risk of this, but if he snaps it will be outwardly.