You know what, these stupid accusations have been floating around on here unchallenged long enough that I might as well address them.
So I had recently watched a debate about non-offending pedophiles, and as a typical pussy liberal I agreed with the basic assertion that mental health care and treatment are the best way to deal with the problem, not just useless fantasizing about throwing them in a woodchipper. So I posted a tweet basically repeating what I had heard in the debate.
Somebody then asked me to define non-offending, so I farted out a tweet that read to me like "we (me and you) would understand that term to mean someone who doesn't break the law." I still believe it reads that way, I would love someone with an English background to prove me wrong.
When people started accusing my tweet of having a different meaning, I corrected the record multiple times (strange how no one ever posts those screenshots). Yes, I "sperged out" or whatever but when thousands of people are calling you a pedophile without caring about your attempt to clarify what you meant, you might go a little nuts too.
If I wanted to out myself as a pedophile, why would I wait for some random guy to question me about the definition of non-offending? This theory that I was trying to be some sort of sneaky pedo who gets off on teasing people about my pedo status is stupid as hell. And why would I immediately try to plead otherwise if I'm supposedly getting off on it? Wouldn't I be frantically beating my dick, violently aroused by all the negative attention, instead of fighting all day about the actual meaning of my tweet?
People also claim that I "constantly joke" about being a pedophile, which is just a bullshit lie. There was a point after I defended mrgirl that people would attack and call me a pedo, and occasionally I would reply with shit like "better hide your kids then!" But this was just me not knowing what the hell you're supposed to do when people make those accusations, because simply pleading "gosh guys I'm really not a pedophile!" isn't effective either. I have a channel full of hours of content, I can't think of any pedo jokes I've made on there. Why would I not use my largest platform to make these jokes I'm supposedly getting off on?
Anyway, in summary: I'm friends with mrgirl, I think the movie Cuties is valid and legal expression under U.S. law, I made a few jokes to fuck with haters who called me a pedophile, and I worded a tweet ambiguously. Believe whatever you want, but since we seem to live in a time where everybody and their brother is being falsely labeled a pedophile I really don't care anymore. The only people who believe these allegations are terminally online losers who didn't like me to begin with.
