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I went to law school and literally every crim and crim pro case was this utterly fucked up too.
Share Your School Stories - Weirdos, freaks, and idiots (self-inclusion optional)
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We were taking our exam and our teacher told us that we could ask other students what the answer to X. Everyone thought she was bullshitting at first but she said it again. At first, only a few were doing it but eventually the whole class started asking other students. The funny and ironic thing is that she was our catholic teacher.
I had this classmate who back then who would say very inappropriate things, and to this today I can't tell if she was serious or tryna act funny. She'd would often tell the whole class how she would like to suck X's dick and other similar things, and of course X felt very uncomfortable, and they were seatmates too. Next school year, she didn't act like that ever again.
When I was a kid, I once told my classmates how I had this sort of super power that I can grow my dick if I think of dirty thoughts and they laughed. Little did little me know that anyone with a penis can do that and that there's already a term for it.
When I was a kid, there used to be this part of the school that was abandoned and students would make rumors about it, which led to other students exploring it. I remember screaming and acting like I was in danger which led to a couple of students running away.
I used to have this one seatmate who would always sleep in every single class and teachers wouldn't even care. She was a pretty weird fellow, but me and her got along pretty well.
I had this classmate who back then who would say very inappropriate things, and to this today I can't tell if she was serious or tryna act funny. She'd would often tell the whole class how she would like to suck X's dick and other similar things, and of course X felt very uncomfortable, and they were seatmates too. Next school year, she didn't act like that ever again.
When I was a kid, I once told my classmates how I had this sort of super power that I can grow my dick if I think of dirty thoughts and they laughed. Little did little me know that anyone with a penis can do that and that there's already a term for it.
When I was a kid, there used to be this part of the school that was abandoned and students would make rumors about it, which led to other students exploring it. I remember screaming and acting like I was in danger which led to a couple of students running away.
I used to have this one seatmate who would always sleep in every single class and teachers wouldn't even care. She was a pretty weird fellow, but me and her got along pretty well.
jejune
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when I was in like seventh grade I went to summer school and there was this retarded kid that was maybe like 2 years younger than me and he would watch hentai in the back of the school bus and we convinced him to watch boku no pico and when he realized they were dudes he cried
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I tried to skateboard on those wheeled plastic slabs used for gym class. Don't recommend doing that.
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In gym class:
- I took a dodgeball to the nuts, thrown by one of the jocks at point blank. Put me on my knees wailing. Everyone laughed, including the teacher and myself.
- A different jock got wedgied in the weight room so hard that his underwear ripped.
- A kid set off a stink bomb in the hallway
- Someone shit on a book
- Someone clogged a toilet with a tennis ball and flooded the bathroom
- Someone was cutting wires in the computer lab
- We would make weapons in wood shop (a club, a mallet, a blowgun, knives, shurikens)
- A kid ate the muscle tissue from one of the cat cadavers we'd dissect in biology
- An entire hallway flooded because construction workers accidentally filled one of the built-in gutters on the roof with cement
- You know those kids with will
do slave workmanage sports teams? The wrestling coach got caught making out with one of the girls who did that - A teacher/baseball coach had an affair with the cheerleading coach
PipTheAlchemist
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It's always the French teachers who are consistently the sluttiest and trashiest
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Lol my French teacher in middle school was also my art teacher (she ultimately encouraged me to continue doing art), and she was in her 50s though she looked older, even when I had come across her by chance when her youngest was thinking of entering the high school I went to. I miss her, she might've either passed away or still has one foot in the grave now.
PipTheAlchemist
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Art teachers also tended to be pretty whorey, in my experience. Albeit, slightly less obnoxious than French teachers
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I probably already said this, but I'm the reason Nick.com was banned in my school. I found this game where you're a dog sniffing other dogs' butts. I laughed so hard I got in trouble. The site was blocked the next day.
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Was reminded of this as I typed about a classmate of mine that had a crush on Frodo in the autism you witnessed IRL thread. This could cross over to there, but it's school related. So here you go.
In a crappy middle school there was a teacher obsessed with The Hobbit. Not even Lord of the Rings, although we did talk about it and The Simarillion for a brief moment at the beginning. Just The Hobbit. And just my luck, since she was the sixth grade gifted reading skills teacher (for some reason we had English class split into reading and language arts, with ranks of remedial, normal, and gifted), guess who my gifted student ass got assigned to.
Now, it wasn't a complete surprise that I was to study Tolkien's classic children's novel. However, she pulled a bait and switch with the syllabus. We were supposed to read and analyze The Hobbit for our second unit that year. Instead we ended up reading and analyzing it for the whole school fucking year save for the first month (which was just random short stories). We had to draw the characters from descriptions of the novel, define vocabulary, create skits complete with dance and song. We had to write multiple page essays analyzing x character or event. It was basically a college course on The Hobbit unexpectedly thrust onto us but with more autism (see: skits complete with dance and song. She actually wanted us to make and wear costumes, too, and gave points to the one kid that actually cosplayed as Bilbo.)
She was very passionate about all of this. If she didn't like how you drew Thorin, for example, she'd give you a failing grade. She'd even tell the entire class if you passed or failed certain assignments. "Jack drew Gandalf very well, he gets 100. Toilet drew Bilbo well, but too sickeningly cute. Hobbits are cute, but not that cute. 75! Bobby, you did not give the trolls in chapter two justice! 50!" Apparently she really wasn't supposed to do this, and when word got out she was banned from doing her own Hobbit 101 vanity project as a class subject ever again.
On one hand, I learned a lot about critical reading and still carry some of the critique skills I obtained from that class to this day. On the other, even the LOTR nerds in class fucking hated The Hobbit by the end of the year. I think that if we sixth graders were able to sign up for a Hobbit analysis course and it didn't get uber autistic we would've been fine. But come May we were done. My childhood best friend would even occasionally troll me for years by putting on Leonard Nimoy's Bilbo Baggins song at random or in Rickroll style to piss me off, including burning it on CD mixes for me full of songs we downloaded from Limewire (lol). Only within the past couple years have I softened to even entertaining the idea of rereading the book. Didn't even bother with the Hobbit Jackson trilogy despite hearing how entertainingly bad they are save for Cumberbatch Smaug.
Oh yeah, also this- She refused to let us watch the cartoon movie because she had thrown her VHS tape out a window in disgust over a decade prior. In its place we watched the BBC version of The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe.
In a crappy middle school there was a teacher obsessed with The Hobbit. Not even Lord of the Rings, although we did talk about it and The Simarillion for a brief moment at the beginning. Just The Hobbit. And just my luck, since she was the sixth grade gifted reading skills teacher (for some reason we had English class split into reading and language arts, with ranks of remedial, normal, and gifted), guess who my gifted student ass got assigned to.
Now, it wasn't a complete surprise that I was to study Tolkien's classic children's novel. However, she pulled a bait and switch with the syllabus. We were supposed to read and analyze The Hobbit for our second unit that year. Instead we ended up reading and analyzing it for the whole school fucking year save for the first month (which was just random short stories). We had to draw the characters from descriptions of the novel, define vocabulary, create skits complete with dance and song. We had to write multiple page essays analyzing x character or event. It was basically a college course on The Hobbit unexpectedly thrust onto us but with more autism (see: skits complete with dance and song. She actually wanted us to make and wear costumes, too, and gave points to the one kid that actually cosplayed as Bilbo.)
She was very passionate about all of this. If she didn't like how you drew Thorin, for example, she'd give you a failing grade. She'd even tell the entire class if you passed or failed certain assignments. "Jack drew Gandalf very well, he gets 100. Toilet drew Bilbo well, but too sickeningly cute. Hobbits are cute, but not that cute. 75! Bobby, you did not give the trolls in chapter two justice! 50!" Apparently she really wasn't supposed to do this, and when word got out she was banned from doing her own Hobbit 101 vanity project as a class subject ever again.
On one hand, I learned a lot about critical reading and still carry some of the critique skills I obtained from that class to this day. On the other, even the LOTR nerds in class fucking hated The Hobbit by the end of the year. I think that if we sixth graders were able to sign up for a Hobbit analysis course and it didn't get uber autistic we would've been fine. But come May we were done. My childhood best friend would even occasionally troll me for years by putting on Leonard Nimoy's Bilbo Baggins song at random or in Rickroll style to piss me off, including burning it on CD mixes for me full of songs we downloaded from Limewire (lol). Only within the past couple years have I softened to even entertaining the idea of rereading the book. Didn't even bother with the Hobbit Jackson trilogy despite hearing how entertainingly bad they are save for Cumberbatch Smaug.
Oh yeah, also this- She refused to let us watch the cartoon movie because she had thrown her VHS tape out a window in disgust over a decade prior. In its place we watched the BBC version of The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe.
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In high school, I was in art class with the gruff old wiseguy teacher. If he liked you he would come up with a nickname for you that gently took the piss. There was this one girl named Madeline and he would pronounce her name as the two words "made line".
One time she went to the bathroom and came back screaming and crying after few minutes. She said she had her phone in the back pocket of her jeans and it had fallen into the toilet... he told her to take a rubber glove and go back to fish it out, but when she got back to the toilet it had already been ruined beyond repair.
He called her "phone died" instead of "made line" for a solid month afterwards
One time she went to the bathroom and came back screaming and crying after few minutes. She said she had her phone in the back pocket of her jeans and it had fallen into the toilet... he told her to take a rubber glove and go back to fish it out, but when she got back to the toilet it had already been ruined beyond repair.
He called her "phone died" instead of "made line" for a solid month afterwards
AlmightyMagichan
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I remember back in middle school (this was in 2001) there was kid who had a seizure one day during lunch. Most of the other kids laughed about it and mocked him for it for a long time. To me that always summed up what horrible little shits 12-13 year olds are.
There was something cool I managed to do in high school. I went to a private catholic school so we had to take religion classes. We were lucky because the religion teachers and the priest who did services were all pretty cool. Unfortunately there was this one fat woman who was a complete shit head. She was really full of herself, and her teaching method was nothing but "you need to feel guilty about everything." Everyone hated her except for a couple annoying girls who took the class too seriously.
One day I was at the mall and found a magnet that said "Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole." I thought that was just too perfect so I bought it and decided I would figure out a way to give it to her. My plan was to put it in an envelope and slip it under the classroom door early in the morning when no one was there. To make it better I included a letter that pretty much just called her a dumb fat bitch. I had a part time job, so I had one of my female co-workers write it for me so that they wouldn't be able to trace my handwriting.
It ended up working out perfectly. One of the administrative people was really mad about it, and he was 100% convinced that a girl had done it. The school ended up going on a little witch hunt to figure out which girl was the perpetrator. I never told anyone I had done it, so I never got caught. Well, I did finally tell everyone at the end of senior year.
There was something cool I managed to do in high school. I went to a private catholic school so we had to take religion classes. We were lucky because the religion teachers and the priest who did services were all pretty cool. Unfortunately there was this one fat woman who was a complete shit head. She was really full of herself, and her teaching method was nothing but "you need to feel guilty about everything." Everyone hated her except for a couple annoying girls who took the class too seriously.
One day I was at the mall and found a magnet that said "Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole." I thought that was just too perfect so I bought it and decided I would figure out a way to give it to her. My plan was to put it in an envelope and slip it under the classroom door early in the morning when no one was there. To make it better I included a letter that pretty much just called her a dumb fat bitch. I had a part time job, so I had one of my female co-workers write it for me so that they wouldn't be able to trace my handwriting.
It ended up working out perfectly. One of the administrative people was really mad about it, and he was 100% convinced that a girl had done it. The school ended up going on a little witch hunt to figure out which girl was the perpetrator. I never told anyone I had done it, so I never got caught. Well, I did finally tell everyone at the end of senior year.
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That's terrible, I knew a guy back in 6th-8th grade who was epileptic and I saw him seize a few times. Usually it wasn't a grand mal but he'd just basically just go limp and be laying in the hall. Thankfully as shitty as people could be at my school they didn't give him trouble about it and would stand aside to let a teacher help him. It helped that he was a funny and well-liked kid. Probably if one of the less-popular kids seized it would be a different story.
Womble of Wimbledon
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There was a retarded kid in my primary school. Looking back I am shocked he was allowed to go to a mainstream school. He was barely able to speak coherently, had a very unusual appearance, and of course got the shit bullied out of him. Sometimes he would giggle his head off and sometimes he would get angry and freak out. Anyway one time we were passing around a pig's heart for "science" (don't know what the fuck we were meant to learn from this) and he licked it, like stuck his tongue inside of it. It was a real heart from the butchers. Everyone freaked out and he laughed his head off. The teacher got pissed off and took the heart away. I wonder what that kid is up to now.
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One time in art class during middle school, one of the deaf kids made the entire class paper airplanes. No reason. Just to be nice.
I hope he's doing well.
I hope he's doing well.
Dan The Pizza Man
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during the last few years of high school, we had an influx of retards come in. Everything was fine, except the school kept having lock downs because the wranglers couldnt keep them contained, im talking nearly every day for the last two years.
the school has since shut down.
the school has since shut down.
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I have some:
- assistant principle got fired for calling the cheerleaders strippers (she didn't know the mic was on, cheerleaders were twerking)
- English teacher gets promoted to assistant principle, has a stroke. husband finds out she had been cheating on him, with the principal. principal gets fired
- 2 teachers died in the time I went there. one was in a coma, family pulled the plug. the other was missing for a few days, turned up dead in the woods, no one knows what happened.
- video of a girl fucking a dog floats around the entire district
- video of tard jacking off floats around the entire district
- neighboring school was the birthplace for a lot of cringe videos back in the day
- white midget (student) was jumped for saying nigger to a black student
- there was a rumor that the retards made the schools cookies, this ended up being true
- someone brought a pocket pussy to lunch, it was thrown into the adjacent retard hallways and was gone by the end of lunch
- assistant principle got fired for calling the cheerleaders strippers (she didn't know the mic was on, cheerleaders were twerking)
- English teacher gets promoted to assistant principle, has a stroke. husband finds out she had been cheating on him, with the principal. principal gets fired
- 2 teachers died in the time I went there. one was in a coma, family pulled the plug. the other was missing for a few days, turned up dead in the woods, no one knows what happened.
- video of a girl fucking a dog floats around the entire district
- video of tard jacking off floats around the entire district
- neighboring school was the birthplace for a lot of cringe videos back in the day
- white midget (student) was jumped for saying nigger to a black student
- there was a rumor that the retards made the schools cookies, this ended up being true
- someone brought a pocket pussy to lunch, it was thrown into the adjacent retard hallways and was gone by the end of lunch
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Classmate in audio engineering sold drugs online
Someone threw an entire jar of pickles in the showers of one of the changing rooms
Some dumb fuck broke the urinal in the same changing room, resulting in the entire room being flooded and closed for like a week
Picture of a naked tard circulated across the school
Someone threw an entire jar of pickles in the showers of one of the changing rooms
Some dumb fuck broke the urinal in the same changing room, resulting in the entire room being flooded and closed for like a week
Picture of a naked tard circulated across the school
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When I was in 5th grade, we had this kid who probably had autism/Asperger's because he would make truck noises (complete with gear shifting), didn't really socialize/had a difficult time understanding social cues, and had sensory sensitivity issues.
One day, he got upset at the teacher during science class. I don't remember why he was pissed, but he threatened to get his dad (who was a cop) to come to the school and shoot her. He didn't come back after Christmas break.
One day, he got upset at the teacher during science class. I don't remember why he was pissed, but he threatened to get his dad (who was a cop) to come to the school and shoot her. He didn't come back after Christmas break.