As he misses everyone at twenty feet, blows 900 rounds, and gets tackled by a fat Muslim black woman. Or a basketball game. I’m not sure which.
You say basketball game and it makes m want to see
@A1 Steak Sauce tackle him from out of nowhere then dunk him into a basketball hoop to shit on Keffals, one last time.
I almost think it's a shame that Lucas is slowly fading back into obscurity. I thought we'd get at least a few more months of him tard raging over everything, especially since the Farms is back up and more stable than before.
This isn't the last of LucAss. We have time and so does he. Not every day is a Chris-tier happening, not every day is it that Ralph gets beat up. We wait & look at other cows in the meantime, and shitpost until then. Maybe even go outside!
His “blister” is his latest trackmark
I would only be mildly surprised. Improper needle usage can lead to that iirc.
How is this not a parody wishlist?
When no one calls out your community for ridiculous behavior, your behavior gets more ridiculous because every whim you have isn't said "no" to. They parody themselves by getting more exaggerated as they get emboldened.
He talked about it briefly in a stream. He made it sound like he initiated it because he wanted to be on his own and "focus on his career", but he used a lot of weasel wording that made it come off as bullshit or coping. Unfortunately not much more is known so it's all speculation beyond that.
I think he got dumped but that's just me.
are you afraid to save up and buy them yourself? are you just one of those people who thinks they deserve gifts all the time? or are you just trying to take advantage of other mentally fucked people so that they buy you things that feed into
Yes.
Truthfully, if it works, it works. Why not copy your friend who did it for whatever reason to get your own free stuff?
Of all the things someone could point at as to why they're miserable, they wanna choose their dicks. I don't know if it's laziness that keeps them from further introspection to try finding a more reasonable, realistically-addressable answer or what, but it's fucking pathetic to me.
Mental illness really turns people pathetic.
Sometimes it's a lack of being able to introspect on their own. Not everyone eas born with reasoning and self reflection skills and it's why they could benefit from non-troon therapy.
Others do as they're told. Some troons have admitted they didn't feel dick dysphoria until after they were trans and heard others talk about it (copycatting).
Lastly, mental illness tends not to be fair or make sense to those who don't have it or are unfamiliar with it. It's why it's called an illness. There's cases where something just broke in the brain and they OCD on their dicks to where they make it the biggest thing in their mind because they can't stop themselves from thinking about it. It's fear and anxiety taken to extremes and forcing someone to obsess on a thought because one or three others suggested it to them. It's a hard, hard pattern to break out of.
right?? I mean some days having a dick is the only thing that keeps you going.
How do I trade period cramps for a magic dick that keeps me going?
The duality of Keffals: profile of a hunchback, visage of a sneering narcissist.
His tits are manipulated or padded as fuck.


He always does it when he can control the image. It's why his streams have boob stickers on the black top.
Jesus christ that is pathetic. Who cares about this high school drama shit. Who genuinely spends hours of their life obsessing over this inane crap
I am just as baffled as you are that anyone would obsess over this shit but we're not the type who thought polyamory is a good idea.
Hey Luke, forget about “Medium” size for your fetish gear forever fatass, no need to double post. You a fucking hulking Quasimodo-lookalike who is also fat, XL is your default.
YWNBAM - You Will Never Be A Medium
Also I literally feel nauseous imagine Luke
Wrong troon. This is a guy named Logan in Louisiana's wishlist. Still pathetic and creepy, but not Lucas.
Are people's standards that low?
Women are weird, I don’t get it, but that’s what it is.
If it helps, it's clout chasers and hos who tend to go for this. Like a subset of women who go out and find the most popular man and attempt to fuck him or become his wife for MASSIVE attention and great internet clout. These are what we call attention whores and usually people with various mental illnesses or personality disorders. Women are more likely to do this since they can secure a position through sex easier than men, who are traditionally providers and are expected to be the ones who provide.
I have a feeling it runs deeper than "Denims is MY twitch thot" white knighting on Lucas's part, but this is a wild ass ride to find out.