Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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On the newest episode of Mutahar's podcast, the topic of Nick Rekieta getting mass-flagged gets brought up, and subsequently so do Keffals and us:

Their reaction to Keffals being named is hysterical to me:
"Who was the one leading the mass-flagging campaign?"
"Oh, it was Keffals"
"Ohhh..."
(awkward three-second silence)
:story::story::story:

Nux also mentions later on in the podcast that following Nick getting banned, people were going up to him and warning him not to step on anybody's toes (implied is "anybody's toes in that situation") because "anyone with a big enough Discord server can get you flagged off the platform." I don't have a timestamp for that one, but you can open the video transcript and search for "Discord", should be in the first thirty minutes or so.
Users that conduct this mass flagging faggotry should be banned themselves.
Thats one small easy step that would go along way to cleaning up the cancer that is social media.
"They" won't do it though because "they" want this shit how it is, thats why its rewarded and encouraged.
 
As he misses everyone at twenty feet, blows 900 rounds, and gets tackled by a fat Muslim black woman. Or a basketball game. I’m not sure which.
You say basketball game and it makes m want to see @A1 Steak Sauce tackle him from out of nowhere then dunk him into a basketball hoop to shit on Keffals, one last time.
I almost think it's a shame that Lucas is slowly fading back into obscurity. I thought we'd get at least a few more months of him tard raging over everything, especially since the Farms is back up and more stable than before.
This isn't the last of LucAss. We have time and so does he. Not every day is a Chris-tier happening, not every day is it that Ralph gets beat up. We wait & look at other cows in the meantime, and shitpost until then. Maybe even go outside!

His “blister” is his latest trackmark
I would only be mildly surprised. Improper needle usage can lead to that iirc.
How is this not a parody wishlist?
When no one calls out your community for ridiculous behavior, your behavior gets more ridiculous because every whim you have isn't said "no" to. They parody themselves by getting more exaggerated as they get emboldened.
He talked about it briefly in a stream. He made it sound like he initiated it because he wanted to be on his own and "focus on his career", but he used a lot of weasel wording that made it come off as bullshit or coping. Unfortunately not much more is known so it's all speculation beyond that.
I think he got dumped but that's just me.

are you afraid to save up and buy them yourself? are you just one of those people who thinks they deserve gifts all the time? or are you just trying to take advantage of other mentally fucked people so that they buy you things that feed into
Yes.

Truthfully, if it works, it works. Why not copy your friend who did it for whatever reason to get your own free stuff?

Of all the things someone could point at as to why they're miserable, they wanna choose their dicks. I don't know if it's laziness that keeps them from further introspection to try finding a more reasonable, realistically-addressable answer or what, but it's fucking pathetic to me.
Mental illness really turns people pathetic.

Sometimes it's a lack of being able to introspect on their own. Not everyone eas born with reasoning and self reflection skills and it's why they could benefit from non-troon therapy.

Others do as they're told. Some troons have admitted they didn't feel dick dysphoria until after they were trans and heard others talk about it (copycatting).

Lastly, mental illness tends not to be fair or make sense to those who don't have it or are unfamiliar with it. It's why it's called an illness. There's cases where something just broke in the brain and they OCD on their dicks to where they make it the biggest thing in their mind because they can't stop themselves from thinking about it. It's fear and anxiety taken to extremes and forcing someone to obsess on a thought because one or three others suggested it to them. It's a hard, hard pattern to break out of.

right?? I mean some days having a dick is the only thing that keeps you going.
How do I trade period cramps for a magic dick that keeps me going?

The duality of Keffals: profile of a hunchback, visage of a sneering narcissist.
His tits are manipulated or padded as fuck.
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He always does it when he can control the image. It's why his streams have boob stickers on the black top.

Jesus christ that is pathetic. Who cares about this high school drama shit. Who genuinely spends hours of their life obsessing over this inane crap
I am just as baffled as you are that anyone would obsess over this shit but we're not the type who thought polyamory is a good idea.

Hey Luke, forget about “Medium” size for your fetish gear forever fatass, no need to double post. You a fucking hulking Quasimodo-lookalike who is also fat, XL is your default.

YWNBAM - You Will Never Be A Medium

Also I literally feel nauseous imagine Luke
Wrong troon. This is a guy named Logan in Louisiana's wishlist. Still pathetic and creepy, but not Lucas.

Are people's standards that low?
Women are weird, I don’t get it, but that’s what it is.
If it helps, it's clout chasers and hos who tend to go for this. Like a subset of women who go out and find the most popular man and attempt to fuck him or become his wife for MASSIVE attention and great internet clout. These are what we call attention whores and usually people with various mental illnesses or personality disorders. Women are more likely to do this since they can secure a position through sex easier than men, who are traditionally providers and are expected to be the ones who provide.


I have a feeling it runs deeper than "Denims is MY twitch thot" white knighting on Lucas's part, but this is a wild ass ride to find out.
 
Anyway, these two images of Luke stuck out and demonstrates how he’ll not only never be a woman (obviously) but even if that were the case, he’d only pass for a 30-year-old boxed wine mom and not the uwu vixen he wants to be.
If Lucas actually put some effort into his hygiene and general appearance, there's a chance he could potentially pass for Kathy Bates in "Misery." It's a slim chance but it's in the realm of possibility for sure.

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Phase 4. You’re all doing a great job with what you have, but this one is a total flame out. TwitchCon was essentially Endgame.* From now, it’s going to be hit and miss (more of the latter than the former). However, contextualizing Luke’s turbo simping was Spider-Man: Far From Home, and it brings his valuation to a whole new low. So, awesome @Nykysnottrans for detailing the real life version of “I wouldn’t have sex with you with someone else’s dick!” (kinda).

Anyway, these two images of Luke stuck out and demonstrates how he’ll not only never be a woman (obviously) but even if that were the case, he’d only pass for a 30-year-old boxed wine mom and not the uwu vixen he wants to be.

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*There’s a bunch of memes that can come from this. Keffals did pull a Thanos and snap the site from the Internet, but only momentarily. Null is either Iron Man or Captain America. Whatever, I don’t want to autistsplain the joke so that’s unfunny. Oh, but if Keffals drops any Marvel related memes, then we’ll know for sure he’s lurking. Anyway, rant over.

Edit: grammar
That fucking picture in yellow is shopped to fuck and he  still looks like a dude with that fucking AGP sneer plastered to his face constantly.
Everyone has seen the real Lucas, greasy, dirty hair, balding, with HRT bloat and a fucking hunchback, no one believes these photo edited pics he puts out except his 60iQ WIGgler fan club, its pathetic.
I don't know what he bothers for, he could hire Industrial Light & Magic with a budget greater than Cameron spent on Avatar to do his pictures for him and he'd still look like what he is.
An ugly, balding, greasy transvestite incel.
 
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Shut the fuck up about your retarded capeshit marvel faggot crap

I swear you people cannot relate to anything in real life without having to contextualize it in the latest 90 minute CGI-fest Money Laundering project by a studio head whose last name ends in -berg.
Ok sure but Lucas was the one to talk about all the phases of dropkiwifarms first.

And it's not like the comparison is completely unfounded. a mediocre climax that jumped the gun followed by a boring mess that's easy to poke fun at.
 

Here’s some music to listen to while reading this. Kernkraft 400 or Laughin’ To The Bank are good picks as well.

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Now, I thought that was a shower with a towel at at first. But upon a closer look, it just seems to be a door. Good thing no one is crazy enough to check apartments for a single door.

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Ok, now let’s flip this.
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And zoom in.
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That matches insanely well. Almost like Lucas Roberts now lives at Springbank Village in London, Ontario. Unfortunately, it’s hard to find which of the three apartment buildings contain him along with his floor and room number, so that’s all I can get. Picture source. (A)


Lucas Roberts is a dumb fuck who managed to get doxed hours ago within 35 minutes of his tweet going up, the Farms just got temp nuked. Seethe faggot seethe.
 

Here’s some music to listen to while reading this. Kernkraft 400 or Laughin’ To The Bank are good picks as well.

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Now, I thought that was a shower with a towel at at first. But upon a closer look, it just seems to be a door. Good thing no one is crazy enough to check apartments for a single door.

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Ok, now let’s flip this.
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And zoom in.
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That matches insanely well. Almost like Lucas Roberts now lives at Springbank Village in London, Ontario. Unfortunately, it’s hard to find which of the three apartment buildings contain him along with his floor and room number, so that’s all I can get. Picture source. (A)

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Lucas Roberts is a dumb fuck who managed to get doxed hours ago within 35 minutes of his tweet going up, the Farms just got temp nuked. Seethe faggot seethe.
you can bring a troon to HRT but you can't make it a woman. (or intelligent it seems)

How does someone make the same mistake this many times? call it cope but it has to be on purpose... right?
 
you can bring a troon to HRT but you can't make it a woman. (or intelligent it seems)

How does someone make the same mistake this many times? call it cope but it has to be on purpose... right?
Hanlon’s Razor: never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Lucas Roberts is a 62 IQ genius who can’t figure out weakpoints and basic puzzles in video games.
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Look at this man. You see any 200 IQ plans coming from that face?
 
Hanlon’s Razor: never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Lucas Roberts is a 62 IQ genius who can’t figure out weakpoints and basic puzzles in video games.
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Look at this man. You see any 200 IQ plans coming from that face?
Doing it on purpose is almost as retarded so I wouldn't put it past him lol.
 

Here’s some music to listen to while reading this. Kernkraft 400 or Laughin’ To The Bank are good picks as well.

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Now, I thought that was a shower with a towel at at first. But upon a closer look, it just seems to be a door. Good thing no one is crazy enough to check apartments for a single door.

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Ok, now let’s flip this.
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And zoom in.
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That matches insanely well. Almost like Lucas Roberts now lives at Springbank Village in London, Ontario. Unfortunately, it’s hard to find which of the three apartment buildings contain him along with his floor and room number, so that’s all I can get. Picture source. (A)

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Lucas Roberts is a dumb fuck who managed to get doxed hours ago within 35 minutes of his tweet going up, the Farms just got temp nuked. Seethe faggot seethe.
Lucas' brain is literal mush... How far can his stupidity take him?
 
The duality of Keffals: profile of a hunchback, visage of a sneering narcissist.

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They used the wrong picture, LMFAOOO. I wonder why they didn't use our shooting pic, it was so popular on the Farms.

Also:

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The picture on the right is what Lucas's "tits" look like with no padding, photoshop and filters. AKA they are saggy and disgusting, and not even close to being that big. That pic is as fraudulent as the 100K he scammed from other retards.

Wanted to make a chudjak Lucas from his new selfie
Inspired by @I'm Just A Worm 's art
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LMFAO fucking love it, the sweat and light mustache is a very nice touch.
 
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They used the wrong picture, LMFAOOO. I wonder why they didn't use our shooting pic, it was so popular on the Farms.

Also:

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The picture on the right is what Lucas's "tits" look like with no padding, photoshop and filters. AKA they are saggy and disgusting, and not even close to being that big. That pic is as fraudulent as the 100K he scammed from other retards.


LMFAO fucking love it, the sweat and light mustache is a very nice touch.
Say what you will about Lucas but he is quickly becoming the living meme incarnation of every basic bitch modern feminist including beer gut, man jaw, soul-sucking stare, and Karen-tier RBF.
 
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