Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

He still sounds kinda gay when he's talking when sober, mind, but after J5 no one can convince me that there's a single straight bone in that man's medically obese body.
You can tell that's his true voice because the more drunk he gets the more gay he sounds.

I'd say it would be nice if he came out but because he's the more Milwaukee (think Dahmer) type of homo, perhaps it's better he doesn't, it keeps his kill count down a bit when he has to hide it.
 
"Fridgemode"? "Mogs"?
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I agree with whoever said earlier that she’s not outstandingly ugly, I mean she would be a 5-6/10 in my books. So why is she with a 1.7/10 who is also unemployed and nasty and thirsts after trannies online? Does she get government money for being his carer? I bet she gets government money for being his carer, and the government ran out of money, and they had to close the government.
 
I agree with whoever said earlier that she’s not outstandingly ugly, I mean she would be a 5-6/10 in my books. So why is she with a 1.7/10 who is also unemployed and nasty and thirsts after trannies online? Does she get government money for being his carer? I bet she gets government money for being his carer, and the government ran out of money, and they had to close the government.
Look, you're judging off the pictures, which show her as just being frumpy. What the pictures don't convey is the fact that Fatso's habitual picture taking has demonstrated that Thicki wears the exact same clothes for days or weeks at a time, and appears to go long stretches without bathing. The color of their teeth indicate that oral hygiene isn't on point either.

I would take an "uglier" person with good hygiene over stink-city Thicki any day of the week. It would be putrid. Throw in the fact that Fatrick disclosed to everyone that Thicki has genital herpes (not HPV which is common, but full genital herpes), and it's totally horrendous.
 
I tend to just assume she's as awful as he is, it's just not obvious because she doesn't spend all day tweeting at the atalkers. What kind of woman wants to be in a relationship with a failed man who abandoned his daughter, who clearly has anger issues and pretends to be a real life tough guy? She likes his bullshit. It's not like he hides how much of an asshole he is.
 
Credit to Brotherman NiggerFarts for bringing us a new cameo message to Fatrick from Big Lenny:









Shoutout to Big Lenny, he's a real one. Best distended palumbo gut in the world of amateur BBing right now:

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Edit: BIG NEWS: SPACEEDGE HAS DONE IT AGAIN: CRACKED ARTICLE RETRACTED!

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You can still reach the article by direct link (for now), but that will be corrected when the west coast tech staff get around to it later today. If you try searching norm on cracked, the article doesn't show anymore:

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SpaceEdge is absolutely GOATed at this point.
 
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I agree with whoever said earlier that she’s not outstandingly ugly, I mean she would be a 5-6/10 in my books. So why is she with a 1.7/10 who is also unemployed and nasty and thirsts after trannies online? Does she get government money for being his carer? I bet she gets government money for being his carer, and the government ran out of money, and they had to close the government.
She's hideous. Raise your self-esteem.
 
I agree with whoever said earlier that she’s not outstandingly ugly, I mean she would be a 5-6/10 in my books. So why is she with a 1.7/10 who is also unemployed and nasty and thirsts after trannies online? Does she get government money for being his carer? I bet she gets government money for being his carer, and the government ran out of money, and they had to close the government.
She's a Midwestern alcoholic that is barrelling towards the wall that they all eventually hit. She will look like a potbellied, meth smoking bag lady very soon. If she actually had to work for a living she would already be there, but being able to take a fist full of Xanax and sleep all day is postponing the inevitable for a few years. Niki is gross. She's a bipolar weirdo that voluntarily married Patrick S Tomlinson. She deserves what she gets.
 
Throw in the fact that Fatrick disclosed to everyone that Thicki has genital herpes (not HPV which is common, but full genital herpes), and it's totally horrendous.
She also convinced him that literally every adult in the world has it so it's no big deal, which tells you a lot about Fatty's level of sexual experience. He literally tweeted that everyone who isn't a virgin has herpes.

Umm. . .no dude, that just isn't how it works in the non meth world.
She's a bipolar weirdo that voluntarily married Patrick S Tomlinson. She deserves what she gets.
As with so many cows, that is both her crime and her punishment.
 
She also convinced him that literally every adult in the world has it so it's no big deal, which tells you a lot about Fatty's level of sexual experience. He literally tweeted that everyone who isn't a virgin has herpes.

Umm. . .no dude, that just isn't how it works in the non meth world.

As with so many cows, that is both her crime and her punishment.
Wait what? They think everyone has herpes?
 
Wait what? They think everyone has herpes?
When he was called out for having herpes, because his wife does, which we only know because of one of his own over-sharing moments, he claimed that.

Or possibly it's a joke I fell for. I can't find the tweet at the moment.
 
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