Which lolcow would you want to see a redemption arc for?

[AMHOLIO]

There's cows that had potential or still have it to turn themselves around. Who do you wish it would happen to?

 

[25155f8d3c8d]

DarkSydePhil for sure, guy still looks like he can turn his shit around.​

 

[AMHOLIO]

DarkSydePhil for sure, guy still looks like he can turn his shit around.​

If DSP switches sides, he might lose his immortality.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

I would pick one who has juicy as of yet unknown dirt on one or more of the others, and letting those fun new facts fly being part of the redemption arc. So, Pantsu against Ralph or Bobposting against Keffals or maybe one of those second tier incels from Texas Tech against ILJ.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Bobposting

Bobposting is irredeemable even if he ratted out Keffals in my opinion. Making and supplying minors with the drug, gloating about it, giving them lots of knowledge to fuck up endocrine systems, salivating over catboys... he's gone over that line. I get what you're saying though.

 

[Blouie]

A King Cobra redemption arc would be pretty cool, I would love to see Josh actually do well.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

King Cobra in a suit in a board room.

 

[MrTroll]

I hope every single lolcow in existence is fully redeemed, that way we can shut the site down and open a new one devoted to knitting instead of stalking and doxing the mentally ill. I propose the name "Knitting Farms" for this promised land.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Honestly? Moviebob.

Step 1.) Get the fuck off the internet for a year.
Step 2.) Start reasonable diet and exercise.
Step 3.) Watch some Sonic and DC stuff, realize it's not so bad.
Step 4.) Get a normie, apolitical girlfriend.
Step 5.) Join a normie, apolitical DND group (or similar).
Step 6.) Although he decides he's a little too old to have kids himself, he starts showing up in more of his brother's photos, showing genuine joy at being a good role model for his niece and nephew.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Step 6.) Although he decides he's a little too old to have kids himself, he starts showing up in more of his brother's photos, showing genuine joy at being a good role model for his niece and nephew.

Old people shouldn't be having kids, anyway. Shit causes autism

 

[Jacknife]

Bekkah, Eugenia Cooney and Wings

 

[Fools Idol]

As long as they haven't hurt kids, animals or done some other heinous thing like shoot up a Taco Bell, then I don't see why everyone can't get redemption.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Sabrina Symington - the Life of Bria artist. Honestly not much of a cow anyway.

I'd just like to see them settle down to work, stop getting dragged into online gender bullshit, and tell stories. Because there's talent there and it's not only being wasted, it's degrading as time goes on.

Won't happen, of course.

 

[Inside your walls]

I'm not sure if he counts or if he's like an orbitcow since the thread he's in, is more focused on his pear faced wife but Idubbbz.

When I see his recent pictures in Anisa's thread, he becomes even more of a husk, emotionally and mentally drained by a BPD vampire.
He really needs to put his foot down and start acting like a man.

Personally, I feel If he just left Commiefornia, he'd heal but then again, if anybody that lives in California, should leave it because as soon as you leave that shithole you begin to heal from it.

 

[Stickerman]

But why? Flase hope is false hope, anon. It is just remarkably sad when even internet strangers are beginning to give you advice in order to turn your sad, almost over life around.

There's no saving people who refuse to save themselves.

 

[synapse]

Blade, Although it's way too late for him, Unfortunately.

 

[Justanotherguy]

Wings, OnlyUseMeBlade. Eugenia Cooney.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Some of the schizos, because otherwise they are good people, crushed by mental illness, although some of them are natural born scumbags. Every other cow made their choices and should reap what they sow, especially ones who shat on everyone who tried to help them, like Wings of Redemption, who ironically deserves none.

 

[Shidoen]

Game Grumps so they can be funny for once.

 

[Burned CDs]

The girl that's laying in bed next to me. I've been trying to kick this drunk bitch out for two weeks now.