Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

also keffals: wow aren't I so hot in this photo guys haha *fake falsetto giggle*. It's totally not photoshopped or filtered, this is what I really look like!
Unfortunately for him he just went out in public to all the other streamers. They all know what he looks like now. In reality.

They will probably continue to fake believing he looks like anything other than the twisted, hunchbacked, fat dwarf he is, but they know. Their lies will be like turds in their mouths as they tell them. They know what this man looks like.
 
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They used the wrong picture, LMFAOOO. I wonder why they didn't use our shooting pic, it was so popular on the Farms.

Also:

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The picture on the right is what Lucas's "tits" look like with no padding, photoshop and filters. AKA they are saggy and disgusting, and not even close to being that big. That pic is as fraudulent as the 100K he scammed from other retards.


LMFAO fucking love it, the sweat and light mustache is a very nice touch.
The Hunchback of Notre Homme
 
keffals: those kiwifarmers are just posting photoshopped pictures of me where they've spent HOURS making me look like a man!!! Don't believe their lies!!

also keffals: wow aren't I so hot in this photo guys haha *fake falsetto giggle*. It's totally not photoshopped or filtered, this is what I really look like!

nigger bitch is going to start talking about how every photo uploaded to kiwifarms gets run through an image manipulation AI that JOSHUA CONNOR MOON himself created for the sole purpose of making troons look ugly.

edit: little bit off topic, but kind of reminds me of all the dudes on twitter larping as findoms who post pics of silicone pussies at specific angles to try and trick idiots into believing they are true and honest women lmao.
All those filters and Lucas still looks like a fat and balding man with a hunchback. Biology never lies.
 
Replying to some soyman "journalist" who's writing a "book about streamers".

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Which character?:thinking:
 
It just keeps happening. All this retarded nigger had to do was not post picutres on the internet for a while. Why are these literal goblins incapable of just staying the fuck offline?
Addiction to being online has afflicted us all. Its amplified in trannies is because they're able to sell their delusions better in an online space.
 
Those wall eyed, floppy, dangling moobs are far more realistic than Lucas's photoshopped version of himself.
How a guy with a body that fucking gross, chemically altered into a grotesque parody of a tribeswomans pendulous dugs had the balls to upload "porn" of himself, I don't know, especially when he faked his farts and disappointed potentially half a dozen brap fetish perverts in the process.
He has no shame.
Narcissism and autism is one hell of a drug.

You wear baggy clothes because you're fat.
His head looks so disproportionate to his body, I can't say why. Eugh.

Also, aww, the simple love story of angry white boy edgelord meets gun. Tale as old as time.

Third position only Keffals? Gotta give moar!
You just scammed all your GoFundMe donors, so give moar presents to Denims.
I may be retarded but why do it in the first place? Is this what happens when a MF gets no pussy? I'm sure he'd like another member of his Destiny death cabinet, maybe it's to sway her into his cause in addition to thirst.

Everyone has seen you IRL now, just give it up
Wdym? Everyone who stayed home from twitchcon and are ignorant of Keffals' main drama don't know a thing and won't unless they go to meet him (lol). And he'd make them come to him out of laziness and having them trapped in his comfort zone, so they couldn't say anything nor would they if they're that down the rabbit hole. These selfies aren't for US, they're not even for other streamers. They're bait for the ignorant. One coom victim born every minute...

Unfortunately for him he just went out in public to all the other streamers. They all know what he looks like now. In reality.
He made a big mistake with that one. He probably has a net neutral or net loss of connections he made at the convention, the opposite of convention goals for an attention hog like him.

I think the accepted version is currently the Hunchback of Not-A-Dame.
I like the Hunchback of Nomoredong but we can save that for another troon.

Nathan Grayson, a.k.a. "Gay Son" is one of the Five Guys of Zoe Quinn fame.
This is why lolcow historians are important, I wouldn't have known that otherwise.
 
Phase 4. You’re all doing a great job with what you have, but this one is a total flame out. TwitchCon was essentially Endgame.* From now, it’s going to be hit and miss (more of the latter than the former). However, contextualizing Luke’s turbo simping was Spider-Man: Far From Home, and it brings his valuation to a whole new low. So, awesome @Nykysnottrans for detailing the real life version of “I wouldn’t have sex with you with someone else’s dick!” (kinda).

Anyway, these two images of Luke stuck out and demonstrates how he’ll not only never be a woman (obviously) but even if that were the case, he’d only pass for a 30-year-old boxed wine mom and not the uwu vixen he wants to be.

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*There’s a bunch of memes that can come from this. Keffals did pull a Thanos and snap the site from the Internet, but only momentarily. Null is either Iron Man or Captain America. Whatever, I don’t want to autistsplain the joke so that’s unfunny. Oh, but if Keffals drops any Marvel related memes, then we’ll know for sure he’s lurking. Anyway, rant over.

Edit: grammar
I'm sorry Fren but when you keep using Marvel references I kind of have to do it


Here’s some music to listen to while reading this. Kernkraft 400 or Laughin’ To The Bank are good picks as well.

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Now, I thought that was a shower with a towel at at first. But upon a closer look, it just seems to be a door. Good thing no one is crazy enough to check apartments for a single door.

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Ok, now let’s flip this.
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And zoom in.
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That matches insanely well. Almost like Lucas Roberts now lives at Springbank Village in London, Ontario. Unfortunately, it’s hard to find which of the three apartment buildings contain him along with his floor and room number, so that’s all I can get. Picture source. (A)

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Lucas Roberts is a dumb fuck who managed to get doxed hours ago within 35 minutes of his tweet going up, the Farms just got temp nuked. Seethe faggot seethe.
I was originally going to make a Holy Trinity diagram of Bedsheet, Door handle, Towel Rail however I'm not entirely sure.
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I don't know what that is but there's appears to be a change in wall color.
Additionally Keffals is standing right up against the wall that the towel rack is on as they're casting a shadow on the wall

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The rail on the side of the sink appears to have circular fitments and the edge of the rails as they come out appear to be semi circular whilst the one on the wall in Keffals photo seems to be rectangular fitments and a more square/sharp design. It's hard to tell from the reflection in the mirror though but most people would get the same sort of racks/fitments within a room. Not impossible though

Finally in that picture the sink is along the wall and the mirror isn't all that wide, would they be able to take a photo from that distance and be able to get an angle where they're standing with the opposite end of the towel rail to their side and still be able to fit themself in a photo to the side of that, I'm not sure.

That being said there's 3 different size apartments for rent and different sizes could mean different layouts, plus the bathroom in the photo obviously isn't likely to be the actual one rented, there's 230 apartments in the 3 buildings after all.

Final point that I just noticed from a different photo is this:
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The bathroom is pretty short, if you compare the position of the toilet in the 2 photos the edge of the sink cabinet is 1 tile away from the toilet which means that from the length of the towel rack that to stand to the side like they're doing in their photo it would require them getting the door in the picture.
That being said due to room constraints there could be some sort of sliding door, which I suppose could be the lighter gray background in the selfie, however it wouldn't be able to go against the wall the towel rack is on so would have to slide back behind on the bath side.
The sliding door theory could hold water since the doorframe of the bathroom has no wood door framing running around the edge.

You're 100% correct on the photo being flipped though as their hair parting is usually on the other side of their head
 
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Also, your fantasy of sexually arousing Chuds at a shooting range is a delusion. I am telling you as a straight male there is no man at a range who 1) thinks you’re a woman 2) finds you sexually attractive. You are a greasy, frizzy-haired hobgoblin.
Honestly I think the Chuds were staring at Keffals not because they were infatuated seeing a beautiful woman but because they wanted to know what the fuck was that balding hunch back thing was.
I'd honestly be staring too if I saw a gross violation of nature in the same room with me, it's like I shouldn't look but I just want to ensure that lighting/shadows or some other shit aren't tricking my eyes and yes, that is a horrific hunchback balding... thing.

Also I'm no canadacuck but I'm not too familiar with the firearm laws in that nation. Can Keffals really qualify for a gun there? Didn't he have an arrest record already? Hence why those HORRIBLE TRANSPHOBIC COPS dead name him? I'm assuming Canadacuck is more strict with gun purchase restrictions especially with a record but I'm not familiar with the leaf's laws.
 
I'm assuming Canadacuck is more strict with gun purchase restrictions especially with a record but I'm not familiar with the leaf's laws.
I'm pretty sure Canadacucks might actually get a swatting for real, unlike the "sorry chap can we just talk to you for a bit" he got if they think he actually has guns, something only a psychotic terrorist American would ever dare to have.
 
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