The HIV doesn't help.
Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet
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You seriously think this dude has had enough sex to get AIDS? He is probably the one dude in history to get thrown out of a gay bathhouse for being too ugly.
There are those in that community who've made it their sole purpose in life to spread the gift. They don't even have to worry about legal repercussions anymore.
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Even those guys prefer to spread the gift to others who will spread it themselves. Elliot is just simply a dead end in every sense of the word. The end of his family line, the end of his family honor, even AIDS wouldn't go into Elliot's asshole to die there.
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Huh.
Magic the Gathering has really jumped the fucking shark in this edition.
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Well, it looks like the entire thread's been deleted now.
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I mean fuck. You don't even have to think too hard to know Eliot isn't getting laid. Both he and his husband went for the cope-hole surgery.
I can't imagine any amount of mashing those hairy injuries together constitutes sex.
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Apologies for this effort post being a couple pages late, I just heard about the auto immune disease on the stream today. I've scrolled through the past couple pages, and I think a lot of you are gravely underestimating how fucked up his condition is. Let me shed a little light.
The condition of Elliot's eyes is known as iritis, an inflammation of the iris (might not be technically correct depending on what part of the eye is being attacked, but it results in the same symptoms regardless). This is not the auto immune disorder, but rather a condition caused by the disorder attacking his eyes. Many things can causes iritis, but even though the causes vary, the iritis manifests the same.
Even though it might just look like surface irritation, his eyeballs are swelling internally. This comes in waves with autoimmune disorders, he can be going about life just fine and then suddenly without warning wake up with his eyes bugling out of their sockets in particularly acute attacks. As you can imagine, this is extraordinarily painful in and of itself, but that's far from the worst of it. You know how your pupil changes size with light level? You have a ring of muscles in your eye that contract to control this adjustment.
I'm sure you all at some point have had an injury or infection that caused swelling and know full well that those areas become very sensitive to touch/movement. Well then you can piece together that the pupil adjusting with iritis is excruciatingly painful. However the pain is not comparable to any other sort of bodily pain, internal eye pain is very unique. Elliot comparing it to having glass in your eyes is pretty accurate, although I've heard some say it's like someone grinding glass into your eye as hard as they can with the base of their palm. Another vivid description I've heard: It's as though your pupil is made of razor blades and your can feel it slicing through your eye as it changes size. It varies with the severity of the attack, but he is in no way exaggerating how bad it is. In fact, despite how much of an attention whore he is, he's underselling how awful it can be. Not being able to go outside/stare at a screen is an average flare up, bad ones can be so incredibly painful that the ambient light in your house through closed blinds and closed eyes even can cause debilitating pain. In the worst attacks there is literally no escape except to lock yourself in a 100% light deprived room, but even then you will still feel pain from your eyes being swollen. These severe attacks can also cause immediate damage to the eye from the severe swelling, in some cases blindness. So he might not even have to wait a decade to go blind, it's possible he could just wake up one day in immense pain and be completely blind in one eye.
I cannot understate how painful this condition is. On top of the excruciating pain, it can leave you effectively blind and helpless. You can't even leave a darkened room. Furthermore, in the case of autoimmune disorders the attacks come randomly and can last a couple days to several months. It is a brutal condition that on top of the suffering it causes, completely warps your life around it.
Don't just take my word for it, go check out some support groups and reddits for this condition. They are more depressing than support groups for parents of kids with cancer. You will see a lot of late teen/early 20s (when the disease usually starts showing symptoms) talking about killing themselves, they have no hope their life will be worth living. They are completely downtrodden broken people, and I can't fault them for it. They don't have social lives, they don't have the freedom to go outside, they cannot support themselves, they can't hold even a shitty job, hell they can't even work from the room they're stuck in. It's one of the worst conditions a person can be afflicted with.
The worst part of it is, this is just how the autoimmune disorder attacks the eyes. The disease can cause evolve seemingly randomly attacking organs, hair, skin, nervous system, muscles, pretty much anything. There's no cure either, much like with cancer it's just your body freaking out and killing itself. The best they can do is abate the symptoms and postpone the destruction of your body.
What's the point of this long gay post? Elliot has to suffer from two forms of dilation, his stink ditch and his eyes. God is real and has sick sense of humor. Cope, seethe, dilate, and dilate again.
The condition of Elliot's eyes is known as iritis, an inflammation of the iris (might not be technically correct depending on what part of the eye is being attacked, but it results in the same symptoms regardless). This is not the auto immune disorder, but rather a condition caused by the disorder attacking his eyes. Many things can causes iritis, but even though the causes vary, the iritis manifests the same.
Even though it might just look like surface irritation, his eyeballs are swelling internally. This comes in waves with autoimmune disorders, he can be going about life just fine and then suddenly without warning wake up with his eyes bugling out of their sockets in particularly acute attacks. As you can imagine, this is extraordinarily painful in and of itself, but that's far from the worst of it. You know how your pupil changes size with light level? You have a ring of muscles in your eye that contract to control this adjustment.
I'm sure you all at some point have had an injury or infection that caused swelling and know full well that those areas become very sensitive to touch/movement. Well then you can piece together that the pupil adjusting with iritis is excruciatingly painful. However the pain is not comparable to any other sort of bodily pain, internal eye pain is very unique. Elliot comparing it to having glass in your eyes is pretty accurate, although I've heard some say it's like someone grinding glass into your eye as hard as they can with the base of their palm. Another vivid description I've heard: It's as though your pupil is made of razor blades and your can feel it slicing through your eye as it changes size. It varies with the severity of the attack, but he is in no way exaggerating how bad it is. In fact, despite how much of an attention whore he is, he's underselling how awful it can be. Not being able to go outside/stare at a screen is an average flare up, bad ones can be so incredibly painful that the ambient light in your house through closed blinds and closed eyes even can cause debilitating pain. In the worst attacks there is literally no escape except to lock yourself in a 100% light deprived room, but even then you will still feel pain from your eyes being swollen. These severe attacks can also cause immediate damage to the eye from the severe swelling, in some cases blindness. So he might not even have to wait a decade to go blind, it's possible he could just wake up one day in immense pain and be completely blind in one eye.
I cannot understate how painful this condition is. On top of the excruciating pain, it can leave you effectively blind and helpless. You can't even leave a darkened room. Furthermore, in the case of autoimmune disorders the attacks come randomly and can last a couple days to several months. It is a brutal condition that on top of the suffering it causes, completely warps your life around it.
Don't just take my word for it, go check out some support groups and reddits for this condition. They are more depressing than support groups for parents of kids with cancer. You will see a lot of late teen/early 20s (when the disease usually starts showing symptoms) talking about killing themselves, they have no hope their life will be worth living. They are completely downtrodden broken people, and I can't fault them for it. They don't have social lives, they don't have the freedom to go outside, they cannot support themselves, they can't hold even a shitty job, hell they can't even work from the room they're stuck in. It's one of the worst conditions a person can be afflicted with.
The worst part of it is, this is just how the autoimmune disorder attacks the eyes. The disease can cause evolve seemingly randomly attacking organs, hair, skin, nervous system, muscles, pretty much anything. There's no cure either, much like with cancer it's just your body freaking out and killing itself. The best they can do is abate the symptoms and postpone the destruction of your body.
What's the point of this long gay post? Elliot has to suffer from two forms of dilation, his stink ditch and his eyes. God is real and has sick sense of humor. Cope, seethe, dilate, and dilate again.
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Congratulations for being even more cruel than I can be. I'm impressed.
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Coming from you that's rather touching. Going to pin this one to the fridge.
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I'm sure someone will say otherwise for funny points but that's legitimately horrible. I kinda pity Jones but at the same time it's not an excuse to be terminally online or trying to silence people that disagree with you or are being edgelords on a gossip site. Still, serious condolances and some kudos because I cannot imagine having trucked on as long as our favorite blockhead here has, in a society where we spend so much time on some sort of electronic screen. Or being terminally online seething at mean people online. Hell even just going outside and suffering from a beautiful day, christ almighty
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I would have sympathy but he's a fucking cunt who if he had my dox he would see my family homeless and ruined so fuck him.
Karma is a bitch and the Erinyes have no mercy for faggots.
Karma is a bitch and the Erinyes have no mercy for faggots.
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So not only does Dong Gone have an eternal Thwomp Jaw and hateboner for this site, but his eyeballs are bugging out of their sockets like fucking Judge Doom, causing excruciating pain in the process, and eventually blindness.
lol
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Jesus, that sounds like hell. I have sympathy for him for going through that, but it doesn't excuse his actions. A disabled nigger faggot is still a nigger faggot.
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It's because trans women haven't been around long enough, remember they were only invented in 2015.
Jokes aside Nasim Aghdab used to work at google??
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This guy is becoming one of my favourite lolcows. Especially as he puts the chin in Chinaman and the terminal in terminally online.
Plus he’s so hilariously ineffective. I love it.
Plus he’s so hilariously ineffective. I love it.
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Apologies, I think I made Elliot more sympathetic than I meant too. What I was describing was mostly average to severe cases. I obviously don't know how bad his symptoms are, they could be far less severe than I described. I just wanted to illustrate the nature of the disease, because most people have never heard of it.
That being said, the fact they put him on immunosuppressants means he was probably dealing with an average case at minimum, enough to make day to day life extremely difficult. While on the immunosuppressants the worst of the symptoms should be far more manageable, but that can only last so long. Immunosuppressants, especially long term, is it's own can of worms.
That being said, the fact they put him on immunosuppressants means he was probably dealing with an average case at minimum, enough to make day to day life extremely difficult. While on the immunosuppressants the worst of the symptoms should be far more manageable, but that can only last so long. Immunosuppressants, especially long term, is it's own can of worms.
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Compared to Keffals he is sympathetic. He didn't run a "catboy" ranch and doesn't spend his time trying to groom people. As far as everything goes he's an ineffectual loser.
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Jesus christ, I took your word for it but wanted to know more as I need to know stuff like this for powerlevely reasons.
You were absolutely not fucking around. Iritis cases can get super bad. some of these cases, the white of their eyes just turn bright red.
Dude, if you are taking something that causes your body to deteriorate this bad; you need to stop.
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There's nothing wrong with being sympathetic toward assholes who are dealing with horrible shit they have no control over. We're complex creatures and so are our enemies. I can hate Dong-Gone for being a useless waste of space and still feel sorry for him being in terrible pain and going blind. That genuinely sucks for him, and I wish he didn’t have to deal with that.
Sympathetic villains are the best kind of villain. He's not the kind you love to hate, but he's still more layered and complex than his buddy Lucas, which makes him a far more interesting cow.