Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

It's almost disappointing that this retard is so fucking stupid he somehow can't manage not to dox himself within minutes.

“Almost” disappointing? Nigga, I feel the same level of disappointment his dad felt prior to neck rope with how easy it fucking is. Like holy shit, where’s the thrill in a good old-fashioned doxing when Lucas just effectively gives EVERYONE his personal info indiscriminately on a silver platter?
 
Also I'm no canadacuck but I'm not too familiar with the firearm laws in that nation. Can Keffals really qualify for a gun there? Didn't he have an arrest record already? Hence why those HORRIBLE TRANSPHOBIC COPS dead name him?
If I remember correctly, he had a run-in with the police when he sprayed water on someone at some protest. He says the police just recorded his name and address, but he was not arrested.
 
Lucas is that POLYESTER? Is that a fucking pantsuit ? Dude, bro, go put that shit back in moms closet man. It’s one thing to thirstpost massively shooped photos trying for just a tiny bit of dopamine to get you through this rough period where your “totally gonna be a PhD” guy left ya, but you look like a minion. Just as fat, shapeless, and stupid (minions are more durable and clever than you). You’re as shooped as momokun and nobody buys her shit either but she has one thing on you- no matter how shooped she is in any photo we know she’s a woman and you can’t be that.
Edit to add- I don’t think his grift is going to go anywhere as even his allies are aware of his malfeasance
 
It just keeps happening. All this retarded nigger had to do was not post picutres on the internet for a while. Why are these literal goblins incapable of just staying the fuck offline?
No one is this stupid. It's all intentional. Even megatard Ethan Ralph managed to put up a blanket for his stream. Lucas could hang some towels or something so no one could see anything. He's already been doxed by a door handle, bedsheets and his own fucking eye. He knows. He wants the attention. Don't be surprised when he emergency moves and demands a full refund from this place in the next few days.

" Lucas is fat and ugly and I wouldn't have sex with him in his new apartment."
-Lucas' ex
 
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They used the wrong picture, LMFAOOO. I wonder why they didn't use our shooting pic, it was so popular on the Farms.

Also:

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The picture on the right is what Lucas's "tits" look like with no padding, photoshop and filters. AKA they are saggy and disgusting, and not even close to being that big. That pic is as fraudulent as the 100K he scammed from other retards.


LMFAO fucking love it, the sweat and light mustache is a very nice touch.
If his moobs were that big he wouldn't be able to resist showing cleavage.

I never thought I'd ever write the above sentence but kiwifarms truly is a wonderous place.
 
Honestly I think the Chuds were staring at Keffals not because they were infatuated seeing a beautiful woman but because they wanted to know what the fuck was that balding hunch back thing was.
I'd honestly be staring too if I saw a gross violation of nature in the same room with me, it's like I shouldn't look but I just want to ensure that lighting/shadows or some other shit aren't tricking my eyes and yes, that is a horrific hunchback balding... thing.

Also I'm no canadacuck but I'm not too familiar with the firearm laws in that nation. Can Keffals really qualify for a gun there? Didn't he have an arrest record already? Hence why those HORRIBLE TRANSPHOBIC COPS dead name him? I'm assuming Canadacuck is more strict with gun purchase restrictions especially with a record but I'm not familiar with the leaf's laws.
Reminds me of how kids have an instinctive survival instinct, and it also explains why they want to indoctrinate them from and increasingly younger age to hide even further from being confronted by this reality.
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14 pills and alcohol? Fucking pussy. There are suicide bridges in Bongland, use them. I’m sure you can find a knife or rope over there as well. Ibuprofen and other common pain pills exist. Chug em.
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Before I call bullshit on this one, here's my (somewhat educated) guess at what probably comprised Nat's failed erverdose cocktail:

1x can of beer (12 oz. 4.5% alcohol by volume)
4x 100mg Quetiapine
2x 20mg Paroxetine (or other SSRI)
3x 60mg Prednisone
2x 600mg Gabapentin
3x 400mg Ibuprofen

(The Ibuprofen and Prednisone could have given him a bit of a tummy ache and the "minimal internal bleeding." The rest of the cocktail is just a recipe for a nice little nap.)

Having said that, I'm calling bullshit on this one.

"Doctors think they got it all and I'm good."
Only someone who has never actually overdosed on anything would say something as retarded as this. Doctors don't "think they get it all," even in the unlikely event that they actually pumped his stomach*. They just pour a little saline in there, pump it back out and follow up with some activated charcoal.

*as a general rule, doctors don't pump people's stomachs anymore unless they have very recently ingested toxins--as in, less than an hour before being admitted.

"I'm told I'll 'fully' recover in about a week."
Any overdose that would take a week to recover from would be one that puts you in a coma or virtually/actually kills you. Since Nat was sent back home immediately, there was clearly no serious organ damage and he clearly had not suffered serious toxic shock.

Lastly, if a terminally online tranny with a history of mental illness and failed suicide attempts is admitted to hospital after once again trying to kill himself over some petty Twitter drama, not even the NHS is just sending him on his merry way before he even shits out the charcoal. He'd have been sectioned if the doctors thought this, or either of the previous two "attempts" were genuine, and he'd have been locked up without his phone for at least a week. I mean sheeit, this guy I know, who only tried to kill himself once via an overdose, woke up two days later cuffed to a hospital bed and was confined to the nuthouse for six weeks.
 
It's almost disappointing that this retard is so fucking stupid he somehow can't manage not to dox himself within minutes.
I'm pretty sure it's intentional just like the other professional victims they're emulating. They're a D-list breadtuber with a shrinking audience being astroturfed by pro-censorship media activists. He will never be able to pull in anywhere near the GFM grift money by livestreaming to a near Cozy TV sized audience.
 
Anyway, these two images of Luke stuck out and demonstrates how he’ll not only never be a woman (obviously) but even if that were the case, he’d only pass for a 30-year-old boxed wine mom and not the uwu vixen he wants to be.
I'mma have to go ahead and disagree with you there, Frank. A "30-year-old boxed wine mom" is still fuckable.
 
If I remember correctly, he had a run-in with the police when he sprayed water on someone at some protest. He says the police just recorded his name and address, but he was not arrested.
I always meant to ask about that part from the police statement where they mentioned him having priors. So was that the only thing he was arrested for?

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Here they said "the existence of prior police records", the plural suggesting he was arrested more than once, resulting in more entries.
Not that I necessarily needed to see his priors to know that he's a fucking criminal, given that he's openly committed multiple cyber crimes against us over the past month which are continuing to this day. He wants to profile himself as a TRA hacktivist but he's just a lowlife with a criminal record. I hope his priors are brought up in court when he's sued by Destiny or otherwise indicted (cos remember that kid who reached out to Richard, he has apparently contacted to London, Ontario Police department to file a report against Keffals for alleged sex crimes that are purported to have happened 2 years ago.)
 
It’s a door. The towel bar is on a door.
I think it helps if we flip the selfie picture so the hair parting is on the side it normally is on stream+ you can work out the orientation from the Iphones cameras if you look at it front on.
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Now lets take this picture from your source where the bathroom orientation is visible:
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In your original post you flipped the image, but from the above photo that doesn't quite make sense, the bath is on the right side of the room.
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I'd say that it's possible if some of the apartment bathrooms orientations are flipped to indeed have the sink/bath on the opposite side as those used in the demonstration apartment they used for the listing.

The door would 100% have to be a slide door though as if not the towel bar would actually be in the hallway once the door swung closed.
I guess we'll know a bit clearer when they stream next week/if they decide to post more photos to glean hints from.
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I always meant to ask about that part from the police statement where they mentioned him having priors. So was that the only thing he was arrested for?

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Here they said "the existence of prior police records", the plural suggesting he was arrested more than once, resulting in more entries.
Not that I necessarily needed to see his priors to know that he's a fucking criminal, given that he's openly committed multiple cyber crimes against us over the past month which are continuing to this day. He wants to profile himself as a TRA hacktivist but he's just a lowlife with a criminal record. I hope his priors are brought up in court when he's sued by Destiny or otherwise indicted (cos remember that kid who reached out to Richard, he has apparently contacted to London, Ontario Police department to file a report against Keffals for alleged sex crimes that are purported to have happened 2 years ago.)
The statement says "reports," not "records," so we can't be 100% certain that they mean Lucas has been arrested multiple times. A report could be anything; just any formal interaction with LE.
 
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