Autphag
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What do Chris's ass taste like?
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AutismWhat do Chris's ass taste like?
I'd like to eat his ass too. It's okay.What do Chris's ass taste like?
Quoting just in case anyone is interested to see the text wallRepost:
The autistic moderation staff want to pretend they are above being butthurt by playing what's effectively a shadowban hidden under the pretext that they're capable of humour (actually post-edits come under autistic mod abuse techniques that any exceptional individual capable of running an imageboard install can do).
So if you have actual qualms, criticisms, etc. that aren't made in a meretricious display of idiotic bravado then I suggest you Skype me (underdisciplined.wastrel), e-mail me (negispringfieldof4ch@gmail note I am not THE Negi Springfield, he donated this address to me), or PM me here, though ideally I want to leave this godforesaken shithole because several things have become apparent:
1. LordCustos3 has the stereotypically autistic because-I-can-systematize-uncontextually-STEMtardation-that-I'm-intelligent quasi-DunningKruger like effect of knowing too much about the "singularitarian monolith" of conventionally studied information to properly critique a claim from the perspective of meta-philosophical discourse. I haven't been able to address his posts because reading his tone of voice is the equivalent to being screamed at. He seems to think using shocking fonts, typefaces, and tonalities of writing that are essentially tantamount to being a sarcastically fronty douche is a substitute for the rather propositionally weak arguments he puts forth, and his repetition of things that aren't even the focus of my ideology for my ideology's attention to "address" is an equally hilarious indictment that his intellect isn't anything near what he thinks it is, otherwise he'd've understood this by now. You know this is a Down's syndromically retarded, over-educated ape just by his very air. It's obnoxious and grating. Notice how he didn't address my lengthy PM basically putting him in his place. He's a fraudulent idiot.
2. Same problem with @Asandy31, different sexually characteristic mode of expression which is actually not anywhere near as obnoxious. I saw something vaguely resembling civility in the PMs, even if I think she took what was undue offense towards what she perceived me to represent. I repudiate all claims in that manner; I'm not Caitlyn, I'm not Chris-chan, I'm not ADF, I still have my own reasons even if she thinks she has an insight into the subconscious because a bunch of Jewish theoreticians think it works as universally as the Freudians and other seminal theorists claimed.
3. The rest of the problematic (no, not its tumblrina implications, I mean in the original sense of the word) users' issues stem from one fundamental problem: they don't know who they're aiming for, so they had me present myself as retarded via. the manipulation of post content so that they could satisfy what is essentially equivalent to a Dunning-Kruger effect on a mass scale. They knew not that lolcows of any intellectual ability existed and still refuse to believe how it is merely an expression of their own limitations in this regard that they were 1. unable to find any and 2. incapable of being entertained by something they're unconsciously aware is superior to (at least a large fraction; I'd only say the likes of yawning sneasel comes close to my equal, and Boe Jangles may plausibly exceed it in slickness, if not quite in generality) them. So they can't stand the temptation of actually having a high-hanging fruit of challenging the true capacities of their, mostly fictionally imagined and self-deluded, trolling ability (and not merely mistake my reactions for being 'trolled'; I was trying to get @Asandy31's attention, to see if she'd engage with me on the level of other users here; guess what? I succeeded!).
No doubt this will be deleted and supplant with something else. I'll keep reposting it if that is the case because these are intended to be my final set of conclusive remarks anyway. Thanks, but no thanks, I wanted to see you properly humiliate me. Instead you've only shown that you have a pathological degree of insecurities to overcome in unnecessarily idealized things to prove, or a misgiven idea that you have anything to necessarily prove. That is the sad, and lamentable, but ultimately pathetic, psychoanalytical basis fundamentally underpinning the existence of this entire neurosis-borne site.
No he makes more sense this way.Quoting just in case anyone is interested to see the text wall
Are you okay?GRGRGGEGGRGGRGRGEGRGEGRGEGRGEREG I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO FUCKING MAD AT YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU ALL GET IN A BUS AND THE BUS FUCKING CRASHES BECAUSE THE DRIVER IS AUTISTIC AND YOU'RE ALL DEAD BODIES ARE RAPED AND EATEN BY PACKS OF NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He might overtake @CatParty tooI like this version of Autphag a lot. He gets a lot of positive ratings this way.
GRGRGGEGGRGGRGRGEGRGEGRGEGRGEREG I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO FUCKING MAD AT YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU ALL GET IN A BUS AND THE BUS FUCKING CRASHES BECAUSE THE DRIVER IS AUTISTIC AND YOU'RE ALL DEAD BODIES ARE RAPED AND EATEN BY PACKS OF NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, you have Down Syndrome.FUFUUUUUFUUFUFUFNJRERKEREJRERMBITHCIJDIDJSJD GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE STOP CALLING ME AUTISTM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If your a little buttblasted they make a cream for that.FUFUUUUUFUUFUFUFNJRERKEREJRERMBITHCIJDIDJSJD GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE STOP CALLING ME AUTISTM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy shitCorrection: This is actually some idiot alive today who named himself after the man Joseph Goebbels who died 70 years ago. He is a nazi that is currently living in present day Germany.
The sources that Curr Bee gave me are completely accurate.
Holy Buttocks - Real Name: Samus Aran
Member of the Intergalactic Federation, bounty hunter
jewelsmakerguy - Real Name: Paul Joseph Goebbels
Location: Berlin, Germany Member of the Nazi Party. D.O.B. October 29, 1897 – May 1, 1945)
Adjack - Real Name: Randy Poffo a.k.a. RandySavage Location: Columbus, Ohio.
Soccer Hooligan - Real Name: Vince Offer a.k.a. "ShamWow!"
Location: Israel Has a criminal record for beating up a 26 year old prostitute
Batman: - Real Name: Bruce L. Wayne Location: Gotham, New York
Rat Speaker - Real Name: Dora Explorah Location: Swipernoswipe, Mexico
Thief and potential illegal immigrant, has plans to sneak over the Texas border.
SCRuler: Marshall Bruce Mathers III Location: Detroit Michigan
Wannabee rapper that snorts cocaine daily