Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

[Clem Fandango]

Again Ollie just enjoys feeling persecuted.

Absolutely correct. Ironically, it again gives the game away that he's just your basic bitch, white, middle class, rugger bugger, sixth form prefect type. To him, being persecuted is fascinating. It's an exciting and new experience, because he's never been persecuted before. He was the face of the cis-het patriarchy with a shit beard.

It's so thrilling to him to be able to rattle off statistics about how "trans people" - that's the group he's in now! - suffers from violence, from persecution, from segregation. Vive la revelucion, its just like being in Les Mis!

Of course, actual persecuted minorities don't tend to revel in the persecution quite so much. But forgive him, babes, that's just his privilege talking

 

[Nigor]

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(fairly, but it’s bad form and pretty pathetic to call it out like that- it’s clear from his “reviews” that loads of these tards have never been to the theatre before, a simple sign and word from ushers is all commonly that’s needed)

Im not saying someone should try and bootleg the entire show, but what I am saying is that the seething on twitter afterwards would be pretty funny. Take the piss too, try and bring in the biggest fucking vhs camera imaginable

 

[Ninon42]

What consequences, if any, does the change on the birth certificate have? It's one of the most absurd demands because it's allowing people to retroactively alter their medical history.

A reasonable change might be the addition of a Gender box next to the Sex box, where if someone decides they're genderspecial they can add a M, F or X to let medical professionals know they're crazy. It's too pander-y for my tastes but if, as the TRAs insist, sex and gender are separate, why would we not add a box to cover both rather than falsify information on an official document? Makes far more sense and guarantees that troons get the medical/social serves they need for their actual sex while still larping as...whatever.

This doesn't give them that almighty validation, affirmation and gender euphoria though so much like third spaces, it won't happen. Olly can't swan around as the princess of terf island if no cissies are around to exert his will over.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Honestly, I do think wedding celebrants not being able to just say what the people getting married want is silly. Marriage is a personal thing, it's a rule that helps no one. But it's not "having to ask the government permission to get married."

 

[6MillionCoofs]

but if, as the TRAs insist, sex and gender are separate, why would we not add a box to cover both rather than falsify information on an official document? Makes far more sense and guarantees that troons get the medical/social serves they need for their actual sex while still larping as...whatever.

People have been willing to give them that. They don’t want it.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

It's very Sisphyeus, they want to be treated as being self-evidentally identical to actual women (and men, I guess, but again, nobody cares about TIFs) but also superior.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I still don't get why Britain is treated as this unusually, pathologically transphobic country. Is it just because Rowling lives there?

No. It’s the fact that all the former left wing media darlings that defined an entire generation with the stuff they created are rightfully calling their shit out. Rowling just happens to be the biggist. Couole that with the ‘open minded’ librel policies bringing in immigrants, to liberal strongholds, that hate trans stuff and the UK is a very specific set of circumstances.

 

[scathefire]

A reasonable change might be the addition of a Gender box next to the Sex box, where if someone decides they're genderspecial they can add a M, F or X to let medical professionals know they're crazy. It's too pander-y for my tastes but if, as the TRAs insist, sex and gender are separate, why would we not add a box to cover both rather than falsify information on an official document? Makes far more sense and guarantees that troons get the medical/social serves they need for their actual sex while still larping as...whatever.

Well now the position is beyond sex and gender being different, now it's mostly "biological sex is a social construct and can be altered". I think Olly literally said at some point "I'm biological and a woman, so that makes me a biological woman".

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Turns out you can be anything you want when words mean whatever you want. I for instance, am now actually Superman.

 

[EverlyB]

 

[AfghanBlue]

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Starting to think that even if any potential friendship with Ollie made it past his intense braggadocio, it would stumble on the fact that he would clearly bitch all your business, unasked to fucking everyone.
His only hope of someone to pal around with is toxic codependency with a similarly headfucked romantic partner -
He had a chance to interact as normal peers with his stage play cohort, but of course had to torpedo that with his security pantomime lmao.

Can you imagine what the co stars thought of that? Likely didn’t say anything as ist verboten, but it will have been echoing around each individual ‘non binary’ brain.

 

[fax machine]

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$775 for a swimsuit he's probably never worn out. lol. lmao.

 

[Neko GF]

Oliver plans on making a video attacking the UK for the only thing it does well:

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[scathefire]

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$775 for a swimsuit he's probably never worn out. lol. lmao.

Courtesy of @Icterus

 

[cia-log]

he's right I didn't even notice that woman's dong at all

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

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$775 for a swimsuit he's probably never worn out. lol. lmao.

I'm not a buyer of expensive clothing but I never thought that swimsuit would be anywhere near that expensive.

 

[cia-log]

I'm not a buyer of expensive clothing but I never thought that swimsuit would be anywhere near that expensive.

Everything is that expensive when you're desperate to be a part of the upper class

 

[ChaChaHeels:BlackOnes]

I'll put a lid on my Shakespeare sperging. For now.

I liked your Shakespeare sperging. It reminded me of Upstart Crow (which is surprisingly terfy)

What's strange to me is that if Ollie wanted to do TRA Shakespeare, why didn't he choose one of the plays like Twelfth Night which explicitly deal with crossdressing and role-swapping and instead went for Henry IV?

Because Twelfth Night is a comedy and tranners can’t do humour, only tragedy.

Same reason why he does a podcast about James Bond: because he's obsessed with archetypal masculinity and his failure to embody it with any great success.

Olly is a failed man. Definitely.

But others told him to take his pills and one even said he could always get his HRTitties removed if they got out of hand.

I see a lot of this about at the moment, people wanting weird combos of drugs because they only want this effect from T or that effect from E.
They’ve played so many computer games they’ve started to believe their bodies can be altered as easily as customisable characters.

The latest craze for ‘non binary AMABs’ who want to look a bit softer without growing tits is to try and get a doctor to prescribe SERMs(usually used in the treatment of estrogen sensitive breast cancers: https://www.webmd.com/breast-cancer/breast-cancer-serms-serds)

Makes it a criminal offence to out you (if that person knew you had a gender recognition certificate and you weren't already publicly out)

Only if that person is in a position of authority and that’s why they know you have a GRC - so your boss, or a civil servant, or admin at the passport office etc. Telling the entire village pub that Deidre was called Dave when you were at school together in 1985 is totally legal (although troons pretend otherwise)

straight couples only get a marriage

Nor any more! Straight civil partnerships have been a thing since October 2019.

Civil partnership in the United Kingdom - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Marriage is a personal thing,

It’s the least personal thing ever - marriage a legal contract that combines financial assets and liabilities, confers inheritance rights and creates next of kin status.
A wedding can be as personal as you like but the reason there are specific words to say is because they are part of formalising the contract.
You can still have poems and write other guff to say around the legal words, but the legal words have to be said. There is even a super minimalist version aimed at people who barely speak English, quoted below.

• Declaratory words
  I declare that I know of no legal reason why I (full names) may not be joined in marriage to (full names).
• Contracting words
  I (full names) take you (full names) to be my wedded wife/husband.

for a swimsuit he's probably never worn out. lol. lmao.

Agent Provocateur don’t do fat lass sizes.
If Tube owns that swimsuit he’s never actually gotten IN it, let alone gone out in it.

Probably bought it secondhand off Kim Petras’ Depop.

 

[Kanuckski]

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$775 for a swimsuit he's probably never worn out. lol. lmao.

"Or AGP for short" What a fucking perfect place for a tranny to buy from.

 

[AfghanBlue]

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"Or AGP for short" What a fucking perfect place for a tranny to buy from.

I am just imagining how absolutely heinous that very high cut leg would look on his quantum minus-hips.
He doesn’t have boobs when he’s not packing them, but the true horror will be the leg- which honestly look a bit iffy when you DO have hips and an arse.

It would be like the terrible /outfit/he-wears-in-his-twitter-avatar but like, even worse as a higher cut, and without the gross shoulder bits to distract the eye.. and of course lacking the makeup and lighting.
Nearly 8 hundred quid.
Jesus Christ.
Maybe he is actually right in following his gut feeling about not feeling confident to go to the spa.
Big flippers out on display too.
Bright red from physical exertion.

Speaking of which he’s actually been suuuuper pale in his pics recently. Where is the big pink Tube of old?


Saw some pics of Kim Petras today and it just struck me why Olly performs this fanboy thing on the subject- Olly probably IS in awe, to the fact he finds iti difficult and confusing as he said, but not for any musical reason (obviously and none exists- the music is objective tripe)

It’s merely that Petras has achieved (a hyper real simulacrum at any rate, of) what it is he so badly wants- that is to a very famous troon who people slobber over (or are said to anyway, again Kim is one of those bullshit hyped up money making agendas)

He see’s Petras on a big stage blasting out sub mediocre media and is a mixture of incredibly jealous, but also hopeful that by way of example, it could JUST be possible for him. Lol, lmao