Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

Yeah, but with an individual like Jily you have to grade warmness of responses on a curve. "Fair use means I can't say no" equals "Yes I'm very flattered thank you for asking!" for anyone else. If they were angry they'd probably have said something about hoping the person's dog dies or whatever.

Of course maybe I'm just used to not taking responses too personally, you know, being a male and all, since a lot of times that's how guys communicate.
Very unusual for a dainty lady like Mx. Orchard though.
 
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>Thinks AITA is real
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Get ready everyone.

Locking it in my video predication now.

Cue Intro music. She’ll say she never liked Harry Potter, that it’s a shit book series that’s horrible and won’t ever be as good as her own (Star wars /Warcraft) fanfic. She’ll then crib points from this Shaun video call JK a Nazi, touch on JK’s male pen name and Twitter clowning on her transphobia. She’ll have a good laugh over a montage of Twitter screen caps. Lily in a roundabout way will then call for this author’s death because old people can’t change and must be killed for the world to get better. Cue her outro song.
 
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Get ready everyone.

Locking it in my video predication now.

Cue Intro music. She’ll say she never liked Harry Potter, that it’s a shit book series that’s horrible and won’t ever be as good as her own (Star wars /Warcraft) fanfic. She’ll then crib points from this Shaun video call JK a Nazi, touch on JK’s male pen name and Twitter clowning on her transphobia. She’ll have a good laugh over a montage of Twitter screen caps. Lily in a roundabout way will then call for this author’s death because old people can’t change and must be killed for the world to get better. Cue her outro song.
Dear Lordy the projection, the light from it is so bright I need sunglasses.
 
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Get ready everyone.

Locking it in my video predication now.

Cue Intro music. She’ll say she never liked Harry Potter, that it’s a shit book series that’s horrible and won’t ever be as good as her own (Star wars /Warcraft) fanfic. She’ll then crib points from this Shaun video call JK a Nazi, touch on JK’s male pen name and Twitter clowning on her transphobia. She’ll have a good laugh over a montage of Twitter screen caps. Lily in a roundabout way will then call for this author’s death because old people can’t change and must be killed for the world to get better. Cue her outro song.

Look, I've got problems with Rowling as a person and a writer, too, but she is the eighth best-selling fiction author in recorded history, lives in a literal castle, is married, has children, apparently has a rich social life, has influenced the lives of millions upon millions of kids and adults (and probably sparked many to take up the craft themselves), and has contributed more to charities than the GDP of some nations.

Her Twitter history is extremely dumb but I would call her neither sad nor pathetic.

Really more of an opportunity to Lily to flaunt her increasingly blatant, RAGING misogyny.
 
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Get ready everyone.

Locking it in my video predication now.

Cue Intro music. She’ll say she never liked Harry Potter, that it’s a shit book series that’s horrible and won’t ever be as good as her own (Star wars /Warcraft) fanfic. She’ll then crib points from this Shaun video call JK a Nazi, touch on JK’s male pen name and Twitter clowning on her transphobia. She’ll have a good laugh over a montage of Twitter screen caps. Lily in a roundabout way will then call for this author’s death because old people can’t change and must be killed for the world to get better. Cue her outro song.
It feels like she does this every time she gets stuck in a writers block.
Doesn't know how to continue her fanfic bc she fucked up the worldbuilding so bad, and decides to trashtalk other more successful female writers to make herself feel better about her ineptitude.
 
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Really more of an opportunity to Lily to flaunt her increasingly blatant, RAGING misogyny.
Or to flex how she can take this cess pool of racism and Tony Blair era thinking and turn it into …well this:
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No plot, only school AU.

ETA: this has put her in a bad mood
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In other news since Lily’s been scared out of streaming by EOT.

Jess of TGT has been having a rough week. An ex of hers called her out calling her an abuser. Jess responded with a video saying that her past is messy, yes she fucked a friend’s wife but that doesn’t mean she deserves this. :stress:
For those who like drama spaghetti.
UPDATE:
Clipped the what if scenario Jess spins that involves Lily Orchard fan review bombing her place of work.

“If Kiwi Farms Still Existed”
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Jess is still under the impression Kiwi farms is gone. This has spiralled from silly to downright irresponsible in my book. She whinges about the ex using her legal name and is thankful kf can’t get to it to use it to harass her.

Heads up sewer diver and pay close attention when chirping this back to your boss: when Jess and Zena first made a video about our girl Lily I found everything about Jess’s work with one google search. This is a year ago. No one wants to harass you Jessica. No one cares. The page with all your info has since been archived a week ago I assume by your ex who insists you abused and isolated them.

I wish you all the best weathering this storm, but don’t lay the harm at our feet with your umbridge esque ‘Kiwi farms is dead’ line.
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No one wants to harass you Jessica. No one cares. The page with all your info has since been archived a week ago I assume by your ex who insists you abused and isolated them.
I gotta feeling that Jess wanted someone here to make a thread about them so that they can grift on it and say with proof that kiwi is harassing them.
 
I gotta feeling that Jess wanted someone here to make a thread about them so that they can grift on it and say with proof that kiwi is harassing them.
Yeah, that's it.
The thing in common with all these "type" of people is auto-validation.
In the end, that duo isn't totally different to Lily despise trying hard to "being the good lasses" in the situation.
Jess, chúpamela literal meando hija de perra. No tienes ni auto-estima como para incitar. Sé que posiblemente leas esto y no tengas ni la menor idea por el hecho de que es un idioma de inmigrantes por parte de tu linda "cuna" de país. Tu validación me la paso por el ano.
 
Or to flex how she can take this cess pool of racism and Tony Blair era thinking and turn it into …well this:

I would've assumed it was just 'I can totally write this story better!' but the video isn't about 'improving Harry Potter', it's 'proving Rowling is pathetic'. I wouldn't normally attribute -isms to somebody based on just not liking an author who happens to be a woman but this is a pattern of behavior that Lily keeps exhibiting.

Meanwhile!


I love how she just gives up on the whole premise. She had ideas and she outlined in the Aliana post how she would handle the actual story and now it's just 'they're in school fuckin' whatever'.

I would ask why she wouldn't just do what so many fans do and write their own OC fanfiction about their character's having fun adventures at Hogwarts, but those kind of fanfics are written by people who actually love the universe and care about it. This is just trying to co-opt the name and veneer of something popular to leech off the fame while being smarmy about how 'superior' her version is among a group of people she's trained to suppress critical thought lest they be excommunicated.

It's almost sad that she's so desperate for attention and has so little confidence in her own work that she needs to wear the skin-suit of popular fandoms... but it's Lily Orchard.
 
Or to flex how she can take this cess pool of racism and Tony Blair era thinking and turn it into …well this:
In other words, he wants to turn it into his favourite genre: episodic slice-of-life, status-quo-preserving, fluffy, meaningless pablum, aimed at children, with no subtext and simplistic morals that he can actually understand (and yet is still completely incapable of grasping, because he's a fucking retard).
 
In other words, he wants to turn it into his favourite genre: episodic slice-of-life, status-quo-preserving, fluffy, meaningless pablum, aimed at children, with no subtext and simplistic morals that he can actually understand (and yet is still completely incapable of grasping, because he's a fucking retard).
I don’t even think Jerry likes slice of life. He just writes it because it’s simple enough for his smooth-brain(cause he can’t write anything interesting or complex).
 
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I don’t even think Jerry likes slice of life. He just writes it because it’s simple enough for his smooth-brain(cause he can’t write anything interesting or complex).
I feel like, beyond that, it's more of a distaste for conflict driven narratives. After all, her way to 'fix' Harry Potter is to remove the central conflict. There is nothing threatening Harry, Hogwarts, or the wizarding world as a whole any longer. We can assume there's interpersonal conflict at school to make up for this, but Lily's other works show she's just as bad at executing even stuff like that. She has one idea for a conflict, and it's Character A (G, Aliana, whoever the fuck is her self-insert this time, etc.) does something bad like rape someone in their sleep or shock an old woman with magical lightning powers and Character B (Their helpless and co-dependent satellite) comforts them and tells them that those awful things were actually okay. The thing with conflict is it not only helps you build a character by writing how they react to conflict, it also helps you develop that character by writing how that conflict changes them. The evil dark lord destroys the protags village. Are they a brave character who decides their reign of terror needs to end, and justice be served? Or perhaps they're more pragmatic and focused more on surviving that reign of terror by living on the run than they are with bringing an end to it. Do they find self-fulfillment along their journey or do the woes along the way break them, turning someone once optimistic into someone bitter?

Lily's conflicts are often lacking in these as her characters are almost never changed by conflict of any kind. G does something bad, Lily forgives her and no lesson was learned because G keeps doing the same shit. Aliana is never emotionally or physically challenged by anything in TSR, so the villains pose no threat of any kind to her and no one ever forces her to question her motives, her ideals because other characters come in instantly to remind her that she is perfectly justified in killing a bunch of random rich people she assumed were war profiteers because she lost her mom a long time ago, okay? She's like thirty, she's basically still a kid! She keeps writing these really static characters who hinder the story they've been grafted onto. They become a stone wall no storytelling potential can get past because Lily refuses to do anything interesting with them. She won't challenge them in any meaningful way, just in this really sad kind of way where their flaws and conflicts aren't really conflicts. They're minor bumps in the road that Lily uses to trick her audience of sheep into believing things are 'going' somewhere or characters are 'growing closer.'

I can't help but feel this is due to her writing method being very much impromptu and by-the-seat-of-her-pants where nothing is ever really planned out and things happen as she finds inspiration for them. It turns all her projects into a clusterfuck of ideas that go nowhere and resolutions that feel unearned because she didn't know how to get the story to that point. The most recent TSR writing she'd done was like...a flash-forward to the future where Aliana is now dictator for life and adopted some child with Rey. How did we get here? I don't know. I'm not convinced Lily does, either, but she wanted to write about this so here we are. This is why I've felt she tends to get burned out on writing. She can't pace herself. She can't help but get ahead of herself and tell everyone what's going to happen next only to never write about that and skip to some unrelated new thing because she thought it would be cute if G was obsessed with Lily's hair and braiding it for a chapter because someone on her Discord convinced her it would be cute. This is probably the real reason she likes to write slice-of-life fluff, she's at much more liberty to bounce around between 'cute' and 'wholesome af' scenarios because those are just snippets in the life of her characters that don't really need to happen in any particular order.
 
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