Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

Don't pester @Maude Snew, @Die Dunkle Maus. Our dearest Fatrick owns the copyright for "fat" in all forms, singular and plural. Fatrick is the definition of fat and he will collect on his copyright. Wait for the knock, quietly.

He always quietly waits for the nogs.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

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So what band is Nikki into that Patrick isn't, to the point where he'd rather stay home to masturbate and commander all alone than attend the show with his wife?

Was he such a douche he told her "I hate that band and won't even pretend to tolerate them enough to go with you, so go by yourself bitch" or was it that Nikis friends she's seeing the show with said "you're more than welcome to hit up the show with us, but please, leave your douchebag buzzkill of a husband at home, when we're trying to hear the band he starts chomping about politics during every solo, and it's fucking annoying".

Foo Fighters ain't the same since Taylor Hawkins died and Pat is grumpy and sulking on the fart couch, or Big Nik walked a block to the projects for a blast.

 

[Spunt]

Imagine writing a bunch of Xmas songs themed around Patrick and paying someone on Fiver to sing them and making an album out of them all to put on YouTube wouldn't that be whacky haha I might

Jingle Pat,
He's so fat,
Tweets his life away.
His wife Nikki,
God she's thick, she
Married pat (he's gay), oh

Jingle Pat
He's so fat,
Really fat and gay.
Oh what fun it is to make
Fun of fat Pat ev'ry day.

All day on his phone
Tweeting at the void
No friends, he's alone
Fat and paranoid

His dick's limp, it flops
He's screeching at the cops
Tried to sue quasi one day
Now he owes him 40k, hey,

Jingle Pat
He's so fat,
Really fat and gay.
Oh what fun it is to make
Fun of fat Pat ev'ry daaaaaaaaaaay.

 

[Swiss46]

Was he such a douche he told her "I hate that band and won't even pretend to tolerate them enough to go with you, so go by yourself bitch" or was it that Nikis friends she's seeing the show with said "you're more than welcome to hit up the show with us, but please, leave your douchebag buzzkill of a husband at home

Going to a concert with your friends and having your husband constantly on his phone fuming mad while trying to explain that he's arguing with people claiming to be his furniture accusing him of making niggeroni would be embarrassing.

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

Wrong as always aTalker. It's because he wants his number of tweets to match his weight in pounds.
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As you can see he still has quite a long journey to even come close to that number, doesn't help his weight keeps increasing.

Also I noticed this while skimming his twitter
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Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek)

A brave journalist interviewed @Penprince_ and I to bring this story of how black creators, especially those overseas, have to leap over both corrupt institutions and anonymous online white supremacists just to be seen...

nitter.net

Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek): "A brave journalist interviewed…

archived 14 Oct 2022 07:31:31 UTC

archive.ph

I decided to give the article read and noticed a detail that got a laugh out of me
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Are they making that really autistic stupid bar confrontation which lead to that failed restraining order come off as some organized crime syndicate trying to do a hit on Fat?
here's the link and archive of the article if anyone else is interested in reading it:

First African-born Black Nebula Award winner faces death threats & hostile embassy to attend WorldCon

Undaunted by negative forces, Oghenechovwe stays the course on the no-stress-express.

sfbayview.com

First African-born Black Nebula Award winner faces death threats and …

archived 14 Oct 2022 07:40:29 UTC

archive.ph

It's funny Fat's getting lumped in with black people harassment despite the many crimes against humanity Fat has committed to black people in order to make his pepperoni.

"Brave journalist"

Wow you're calling people racist and praising a black guy for attending a convention. So brave.

 

[Meriasek]

Suffice it to say that she is not bussin.

fr fr no cap

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

Reported to moderation for copyright infringement, your line "fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat" is a blatant THEFT of my "fat fat fat fat fat fat fat" lyric, which I posted HOURS before your contribution.

You really thought you could fucking get away with this? You make me sick.

Never happened, stalker.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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I'm upset because this movie is really good and now Patrick is ruining it for me by association.

 

[Ophelia]

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“Unescortred.” Published author, Patirck Thomas.

I'm upset because this movie is really good and now Patrick is ruining it for me by association.

He just put it on because it has boats and things that go boom. It makes him think of Hook. For all we know, he took that picture and then turned it off to watch Hook.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Oh my goodness. Once again Rick proves himself as one of my current favorite piglettes. I had no idea he thought everyone has herpes. That is absolutely horrifying and hilarious. I know of no one irl that has herpes. What a disgusting pair those two make.

Patrick's into things. Apparently those things include having weeping, painful sores on both his dick and his second, better wife's vagina, and a fine crop of anal warts for both of them.

 

[Broadside]

Patrick stan @306h4Ge5eJUJ trash rating all our haikus, boo! Faggot!

And to the brothermen complaining about the haikus, it's a bit we're working on ok? Trust me on this

 

[Reverend]

I don't think it was a joke. I for one, don't have HSV1 or HSV2, and nor does my wife.

Funny how not fucking anything with a pulse does that.
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TECHNICALLY he is correct as Chicken Pox is a form of Herpes and nearly everyone has had chicken pox and carries it with them for the rest of their life.

Shingles, re-emergence of the Herpes/Chicken Pox virus, can occur again later in life after times of high stress to the body. They give you these blue pills the size of Fatrick's pinky finger to take to tell the virus to Calm their Tits.


As a side note: Is there anyway we can get Fatrick into a Crossover X series on twitter with him and Kanye West? The harvest would be...Garmonbozian.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

So what band is Nikki into that Patrick isn't, to the point where he'd rather stay home to masturbate and commander all alone than attend the show with his wife?

Tyrone & The Flatulent Nigerians

 

[AnyballLecter]

1,100+ pages and I can't find it - did anyone in this thread ever clarify is Patrick is overweight, and whether or not you find him sexually alluring?

 

[JJLiautaud]

1,100+ pages and I can't find it - did anyone in this thread ever clarify is Patrick is overweight, and whether or not you find him sexually alluring?

No I don't think we did so I'll do it:
It has come to my attention that Pat is corpulent, and has made my already nonexistent desire to engage in coitus with him somehow diminish even more.

I think I speak for all of us here.

 

[misterduckford]

Damn, Tyrone gets to fart in THAT pussy?

It's Jamal, atalker. Wrong, as always.

Credit to Brotherman NiggerFarts for bringing us a new cameo message to Fatrick from Big Lenny:





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Shoutout to Big Lenny, he's a real one. Best distended palumbo gut in the world of amateur BBing right now:

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Edit: BIG NEWS: SPACEEDGE HAS DONE IT AGAIN: CRACKED ARTICLE RETRACTED!

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You can still reach the article by direct link (for now), but that will be corrected when the west coast tech staff get around to it later today. If you try searching norm on cracked, the article doesn't show anymore:

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SpaceEdge is absolutely GOATed at this point.

The Tom Platz of Abs just called you out, Fatrick.

Arguing about Nikki's attractiveness devalues the point that she's plagued by skanky sexwarts. Whether she's a 4 or a 6 doesnt matter. Pour a little rum down her throat and she's a gangplank.

I have never heard this term before, and I am going to use it, endlessly and unflinchingly, for the rest of my life. You've made a difference in someone's life today. Be proud of yourself.

 

[Broadside]

No I don't think we did so I'll do it:
It has come to my attention that Pat is corpulent, and has made my already nonexistent desire to engage in coitus with him somehow diminish even more.

I think I speak for all of us here.

Yeah and he's really fat too

 

[grey area]

Pat enjoying Master & Commander is the most tasteful thing I can ever think of him doing, but of course it's ruined by that wall of drivel. What the fuck is so freakish about liking that particular film? God he's a retard, like he needs his wife to be absent to act like a twat.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

This dumb fuck really admitted he and his wife have genital herpes? Jesus fucking christ.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

It's a bit of folk medicine people believe. They confuse HSV-2 versus -1, and genital versus oral. HSV-1 oral herpes is much more common. That's not what Niki and Rick have.

It’s actually a lot dumber. People confuse Herpes Zoster with Genital and oral herpes. So if you had Chicken Pox or Shingles, they’ll say you have herpes. It’s technically true, but only someone very fat and stupid would use it to justify Genital Herpes.