Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Blue Miaplacidus]

"Fuck you Mom & Dad! I'm cutting my dick off!"

 

[Big moth tiddies]

Why were none of you fuckers hired to find Bin Laden.

The bush family and the bin laden family are actually friendly with one another. The night before the attack happened, the bin laden family members here in the US were quickly put on a plane out of the country. Remember that bin laden wasn't bagged until bush left the white house.

I know I'm a little late to this, but I'm still baffled by that god awful yellow outfit. It just highlights how hilariously little Keffals knows about things that women are expected to understand since childhood

She looks like a malformed banana that the pickers would toss in the trash before it ever reached the supermarket.

re: his moobs, he has tried to show cleavage, yet failed miserably. Here's a screencap of a video where not only does he lower his shirt, but he also positions his arms to push up his saggy male breasts.

When any regular, non-pozzed person looks at someone doing this, they know right away something is wrong with this thing. No sane and healthy individual sits like this. It's the same feeling of unease you get when you see a dog with three legs, or a cat with one eye. Unlike those animals though, Lucas did it all to himself, and keeps doing it. I don't see how anyone looks at this gross fucking thing for more than five minutes and not click away, and yet there's enough people that watch him on twitch to support his disgusting habits.

That or maybe they minimize the window and just let Lucas ramble on about god knows what.

 

[TakeSoma]

I really hope Lucas and his satellite troon squad keep real to their word and go after Tucker Carlson. This would be an awesome shitshow, but I think they lack the balls to do it. Ohh, wait...

As much as I may have my reservations regarding TC, he did an excellent tear down on all the troon madness, which I think it's well worth a watch.

The guy down the street wears his dress, but after a while, that's not enough for him. He's still angry and for some reason, he's angry with you. And that doesn't make sense because you're the person who had no problem with him wearing a dress in the first place. What did you do wrong? Well, the problem is you're not wearing a dress and neither are your kids. Your normal-person clothes, the ones you've always worn, are suddenly immoral. You've got to change immediately... You don't get to do your thing anymore. The dress guy's in charge now... "bow down before us and lick our feet or else will hurt you." That's the final stage. That's where we are now.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

"That will show them to take away my xbawks!!!" Reminds of when ADF chopped his dick off and got a stinkditch just to spite this forum.

Wait what!? I am really out of date on ADF lore when did that happen?

 

[A Sunset]

re: his moobs, he has tried to show cleavage, yet failed miserably. Here's a screencap of a video where not only does he lower his shirt, but he also positions his arms to push up his saggy male breasts.
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Seeing him IRL now and in interviews, it's even clearer that he's literally holding and pushing up his gross moobs. He's gripping his right arm so fucking tightly on his elbow, it's literally tensing his muscles to press upwards the whole video. He's probably wearing a push-up bra to pad it out too, honestly. You wouldn't be able to tell because of his black shirt and layering, probably a strategic move.

In hindsight it just looks fucking retarded, he looks like a dead-eyed psycho and his monotone voice is so creepy. And knowing he's pushing his fake, disgusting tits up to desperately get clicks. What a sad, transparent little hunchback Lucas is.

 

[LemonParty]

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Imagine using photoshop and doctoring your photo to hell, and you still can’t get the fucking extreme fuzz out of your hair. Seriously, this dude’s hair is fucked up even with a mountain of filters..View attachment 3739036
He strategically pulled the pants over his gut to hide it - notice the belly button covered. You can kind of see the fat billowing out under the pants.

Luke, if you don’t have a gut, take a pic with your whole midriff exposed. I don’t want to fucking see it, but I would like you to prove to your followers you don’t have a beer gut. Good luck with that.

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You can clearly see the push-up bra or whatever, I don’t know shit about bras but this is fake. His disgusting moobs are just propped up in there. Plus it’s shopped and filtered. Fake tits. His followers are simping for a rack that doesn’t exist, sad.

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Finally, he chose this angle to hide the hunchback. Holding the phone up and angling his body pushed the massive, lumpy back behind his frizzy fucking hair.

So yeah, TLDR he hid his gut with his pants, angled so you can’t see his hunchback, and hid his saggy moobs under a push-up bra. LMFAO. And of course photo-shopped it all to hell, and wore yellow so he’d stop being made fun of for being a greasy all-black goth. What a faggot, ladies and guntlemen.

This is the face of Keffals when he sees himself in the mirror. Look how happy he is in his pretty yellow dress.

At first I thought it was distain slathered on Keffals face but then I realized I was just projecting how my own face looked upon first witnessing this sad dead-eyed Frankenstein monster. It's obviously dejection.

 

[coomer mcgee]

It does look like cheap, tacky polyester. My guess is that it was an “emergency” purchase to one-up the kiwis that were mocking him for using only black t-shirts. Anyways, say whatever you want about Lucas but I'll give him that he doesn't wear spinny skirts like other trannies.

re: his moobs, he has tried to show cleavage, yet failed miserably. Here's a screencap of a video where not only does he lower his shirt, but he also positions his arms to push up his saggy male breasts.
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Of course, interviews later that day (or maybe that week, he's known to wear the same shit for long) have no cleavage, as they were done by a third party.
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You're talking about a man who has tried a porn/fetish career at least twice. Hell, porn was one of the first things he did as soon as he turned 18. He's obviously desperate to show off his body but lacks any skills to make himself look presentable.

Crazy that he tries to show off his boobs when he knows how they actually look.

Spoiler: Islamic Content

 

[FinnSven]

Keffals thread is as good a thread as any to post this vague half baked theory I just came up with.

What if there is some weird ingrained psychological need for a certain number of eunuchs in human society?

There have been phenomena such as more baby boys being born after ww1, and probably the largest number of young men/teenagers being killed.

Some people had a similar theory that it was nature restoring some kind of balance.
The past 150 years or so, actual Eunuchs disappeared due to the practice being outlawed around the world, but it’s been a pretty consistent thing since recorded history and probably before.

Harem guards, performers and royal advisors, have frequently been eunuchs, but nowadays apart from occasional outliers, Hijra for instance, they are not a thing.

Of course coincidence does not equal causation, but it’s no more ridiculous than the born in the wrong body, so surgery will fix them theories and ideas.

 

[Niggerphobe]

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Didn’t he skip school because he couldn’t go to the girls bathroom or was it something else

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Didn’t he skip school because he couldn’t go to the girls bathroom or was it something else

Yes, he was given access to his own private bathroom (a faculty room). It wasn't good enough. Meanwhile he was online saying his parents are degenerate abusers when it was the farthest thing from the truth, nigger literally trooning out and rebeling because his parents wanted him to go school and stop being a retard.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Of course coincidence does not equal causation castration.

Corrected that for you.

 

[ash9990]

The bra is also too big on top of being extremely padded as with that level of padding you would expect to see some breast tissue overflowing in the middle, but contrary you actually see gaping at the top of the cup.

I do not understand, these are fake boobs to begin with, Keffals could have had any boobs she wanted, she was going to spend tens of thousands of dollars anyways, why not at least get yourself some good boobs?

Implants can't be good for his hunchback. He already has very advanced kyphosis, a large torso and saggy man tits, I'd estimate he would need 600 CC's or more in each moob.

OP should add Hunchback to the thread title to rile him up even more. The fag pinned the badly shopped air tit photos and he's clearly reading this thread.

 

[Baraadmirer]

OP should add Hunchback to the thread title to rile him up even more. The fag pinned the badly shopped air tit photos and he's clearly reading this thread.

"Tired-sounding voice" is a good contender.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

I really hope Lucas and his satellite troon squad keep real to their word and go after Tucker Carlson. This would be an awesome shitshow, but I think they lack the balls to do it. Ohh, wait...

As much as I may have my reservations regarding TC, he did an excellent tear down on all the troon madness, which I think it's well worth a watch.

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Whenever I hear about this guy the poster in question always says something like "I don't normally agree with TC buuuut".

Is this some holdover from early '00s culture when it was trendy to always reject Fox News? It's okay to admit the milquetoast middle-aged white man on television says common sense things & you nod along. I have never seen someone post a TC segment that was badly-researched or stupid like with Bill O'Reilly.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Lucas can’t fool us kiwis. He can try filters, push up bras and camera angles. He use every single professional editing trick in the book. But we will still know that Lucas Roberts is a fat, balding hunchback MAN with no balls and saggy man boobs.

 

[scathefire]

Crazy that he tries to show off his boobs when he knows how they actually look.

Spoiler: Islamic Content

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How in the world do chasers and other tranny-fuckers get aroused by touching deformed moobs, it wouldn't at all resemble the intimacy of touching an actual female breast.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Seconding (or thirding now) that "Hunchback" and "tired sounding" be added to the OP title.
Probably better add "Balding" to be sure.

 

[Gabagooled]

What if there is some weird ingrained psychological need for a certain number of eunuchs in human society?

There have been phenomena such as more baby boys being born after ww1, and probably the largest number of young men/teenagers being killed.

Some people had a similar theory that it was nature restoring some kind of balance.

Certainly an interesting theory, but I think the babyboom was most likely just an outcome of men returning home from the war. Not necessarily nature balancing itself.

As for eunuchs most eunuchs In the past weren't willing participants in their own castration. Personally I just think Western society has fucked people up beyond repair. I don't think there's any explanation for people wanting to self mutilate, it's just pure madness.

 

[FinnSven]

Its a grim feeling when you realize we probably fought on the wrong side in WWII, and an even worse feeling when you see us getting dragged into fighting on the wrong side again.
All I'm saying is you don't see the Russians bending over for this insane gender bullshit.
Our "leaders" politicians, media, and academia aren't the good guys.
No Hans, you weren't the baddies afterall.

I disagree that we fought on the wrong side.

I think that it’s a result of a combination of well intentioned philosophy and movements exploited by clever self interest groups.

 

[Um...]

That back hump isn’t all spinal column deformity, he’s rocking some back fat too. He has the fat distribution you see on morbidly obese women- fat all across the upper back plus big hamhock upper arms.



Probably has rolls of backfat under those baggy t-shirts.