Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Historical Figure]

keffals: those kiwifarmers are just posting photoshopped pictures of me where they've spent HOURS making me look like a man!!! Don't believe their lies!!

I, for one, resent that. It takes less than a Planck time to make you look like a man, Lucas, because you already are one. I really hate to keep posting these crappy photoshop jobs but I decided to time the creation of one and this took me less than 5 minutes.

 

[Got Milk!]

I, for one, resent that. It takes less than a Planck time to make you look like a man, Lucas, because you already are one. I really hate to keep posting these crappy photoshop jobs but I decided to time the creation of one and this took me less than 5 minutes.

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Man... Coop really fell off after winning the Dinslow Cup

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

I doubt he has any criminal record at the moment since he was in the US. Border Patrol via the FBI have access to Canadian CPIC files where any criminal record would be catalogued. It’s likely just an interaction with LE where his name was recorded but no arrests made or charges laid.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

I don't think it's a good idea that Lucas is getting a gun, not so much because I'm concerned for his own safety but because I'm especially concerned for the safety of others around him.

After all, Lucas is a sexless terminally online edgy insane white boy, and you know what's very popular with that crowd? Dropping gayass manifestos and killing random people.

 

[Swingletonthesimpleton]

but no arrests made or charges laid.

yet

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

This little line is what makes me think that we’re looking through a glass shower door at a shower/tub combo.

 

[Punished Neco]

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This little line is what makes me think that we’re looking through a glass shower door at a shower/tub combo.

If that's where I think it is it's actually light reflecting off of the metal rail. Either a chrome plated or a stainless steel rail, either way, shiny.

But yeah, there is a light source above that is hitting the towel fixture and reflecting off of the metal surface at an angle. If the rail was invisible the light that's reflected would be where the shadow is basically which is why they're somewhat equidistant and the shape of the shadow on the side is mirrored above.

 

[Shadow Man Dingo]

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Before I call bullshit on this one, here's my (somewhat educated) guess at what probably comprised Nat's failed erverdose cocktail:

1x can of beer (12 oz. 4.5% alcohol by volume)
4x 100mg Quetiapine
2x 20mg Paroxetine (or other SSRI)
3x 60mg Prednisone
2x 600mg Gabapentin
3x 400mg Ibuprofen

(The Ibuprofen and Prednisone could have given him a bit of a tummy ache and the "minimal internal bleeding." The rest of the cocktail is just a recipe for a nice little nap.)

Having said that, I'm calling bullshit on this one.

"Doctors think they got it all and I'm good."
Only someone who has never actually overdosed on anything would say something as retarded as this. Doctors don't "think they get it all," even in the unlikely event that they actually pumped his stomach*. They just pour a little saline in there, pump it back out and follow up with some activated charcoal.

*as a general rule, doctors don't pump people's stomachs anymore unless they have very recently ingested toxins--as in, less than an hour before being admitted.

"I'm told I'll 'fully' recover in about a week."
Any overdose that would take a week to recover from would be one that puts you in a coma or virtually/actually kills you. Since Nat was sent back home immediately, there was clearly no serious organ damage and he clearly had not suffered serious toxic shock.

Lastly, if a terminally online tranny with a history of mental illness and failed suicide attempts is admitted to hospital after once again trying to kill himself over some petty Twitter drama, not even the NHS is just sending him on his merry way before he even shits out the charcoal. He'd have been sectioned if the doctors thought this, or either of the previous two "attempts" were genuine, and he'd have been locked up without his phone for at least a week. I mean sheeit, this guy I know, who only tried to kill himself once via an overdose, woke up two days later cuffed to a hospital bed and was confined to the nuthouse for six weeks.

Even with the booze... the worst that will happen is possibly hemoptysis (puking up old or new blood), shitting blood (usually will stop after your body prosses' the fail 41% cocktail. If enough paroxetine and gabapentin were taken in stronger doses, it can lead to fainting, seizure, coma, and death. HOWEVER, From the amount of paroxetine to gabapentin taken... it wouldn't be a fun night and provide an outcome you were looking for.

If this retard metered down all of these pills to 1s, 2s, and 3s.... you aren't trying to kill yourself... you are only half assing the job.

 

[Dickens Cider]

OT but if I really wanted to kill myself id draw a bath take some pills drink good scotch slowly put a bag over my head drop a bug zapper in and pull a trigger. Why take chances? If I somehow survived all that councilling sessions would be interesting but I’d know it wasn’t meant to be. That’s trying.

 

[Articles and Nudes]

Why were none of you fuckers hired to find Bin Laden.

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

Why were none of you fuckers hired to find Bin Laden.

The glow niggers always knew where he was. It was just more convenient to keep him alive until Obama needed cover for his scandals.

Also; keffals is fat.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

I was trying to find the interview where he does the hilariously gay voice and came across this archived podcast from back before anyone gave a shit about Lucas.

I was able to pull the podcast episode "Clara’s Resignation from the Communist Party of Canada" from an archive. Still trying to recover the rest.

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Something interesting stuff in here where the mask slips:

~8:18 - "I live in London, Ontario" - that's right, this fucker actually doxed himself before the Farmers did the detective work.

~9:40 - Cause he's a fucking dummy, Lucas thinks Christchurch was committed by Alexandre Bissonnette (remember this idiot, he was the Ben Shapiro superfan that shot-up a mosque in Quebec).

~10:15 - Lucas formed a young Communist club in London with two other dorks. They never managed to get over 20 members and constantly had people leaving.

~13:30 - Lucas went to Seoul for voice surgery in 2017, then went on vacation for a week in Beijing after. Dude was living in poverty though.

~15:00 - Lucas went to the DMZ in South Korea and managed to annoy the tour guide despite being unable to talk after the voice surgery.

~16:20 - After criticizing the Korean tour guide for pushing pro-West propaganda, Lucas went to China and immediately fell for pro-Communist propaganda.

~18:00 - After Lucas's dad got diagnosed with terminal cancer, Lucas spent every day with him lecturing this dying man about the glories of Communism. Lucas acknowledges that his dad was not genuinely interested but wanted to spend his last moments on Earth with his children. What a fucking nightmare lol.

~21:00 - Lucas says he spent 6 hours a week campaigning as a Communist party candidate. He does not draw the connection between this and finishing dead last with only slightly over a hundred votes.

~23:00 - When Lucas's dad finally kicked the bucket, the staff forgot to turn off the defibrillator so he did a bit of a Weekend At Bernie's to the horror of his family. Lucas considers this another example of Canada's shitty medical system (I thought leftists thought Canada had pretty good healthcare though?).

~24:00 - Before he died, Dad sat all three kids down and told them what he was proud of them for: Oldest for graduating college and getting a good job, Lucas for getting a hobby, youngest for getting mental health treatment. What a fucking nightmare.

~25:55 - Lucas admits that he purposely tweeted statements that he knew were inflammatory in order to get recognition online from Communist groups. He became "entrenched in a feedback loop" of getting responses to provocative tweets.

~26:40 - Lucas admits to "playing fast and loose" "with historical facts like party purges, famines, mass executions, and abuses of power by party bureaucrats" so Communists would like him and so he would gain name recognition in the Communist party. What a principled individual, we should definitely listen to his politics takes.

~28:10 - More self-doxing: the majority of the Communist party leaders lived in Toronto, "a city 120 kilometers from the one I reside in."

~29:00 - Finally why he quit the Communist party: some shit about indigenous people not being sucked off properly straight from that retarded J. Sakai book. This goes on fucking forever.

~34:00 - Slander of glorious leader Xi Jinping and the People's Republic of China. Also calls Israel an apartheid state again lol.

Ends with Lucas promising to do more podcasts that won't be bound by having to answer to Canada's Communist party and will have like-minded guests. As far as I can tell, there was only one subsequent podcast episode produced.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Replying to some soyman "journalist" who's writing a "book about streamers".

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Which character?

The one holding the snack tray while The Big Boss fucked his girlfriend.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

I was trying to find the interview where he does the hilariously gay voice and came across this archived podcast from back before anyone gave a shit about Lucas.



Something interesting stuff in here where the mask slips:

~8:18 - "I live in London, Ontario" - that's right, this fucker actually doxed himself before the Farmers did the detective work.

~9:40 - Cause he's a fucking dummy, Lucas thinks Christchurch was committed by Alexandre Bissonnette (remember this idiot, he was the Ben Shapiro superfan that shot-up a mosque in Quebec).

~10:15 - Lucas formed a young Communist club in London with two other dorks. They never managed to get over 20 members and constantly had people leaving.

~13:30 - Lucas went Seoul for voice surgery in 2017, then went on vacation for a week in Beijing after. Dude was living in poverty though.

~15:00 - Lucas went to the DMZ in South Korea and managed to annoy the tour guide despite being unable to talk after the voice surgery.

~16:20 - After criticizing the Korean tour guide for pushing pro-West propaganda, Lucas went to China and immediately fell for pro-Communist propaganda.

~18:00 - After Lucas's dad got diagnosed with terminal cancer, Lucas spent every day with him lecturing this dying man about the glories of Communism. Lucas acknowledges that his dad was not genuinely interested but wanted to spend his last moments on Earth with his children. What a fucking nightmare lol.

~21:00 - Lucas says he spent 6 hours a week campaigning as a Communist party candidate. He does not draw the connection between this and finishing dead last with only slightly over a hundred votes.

~23:00 - When Lucas's dad finally kicked the bucket, the staff forgot to turn off the defibrillator so he did a bit of a Weekend At Bernie's to the horror of his family. Lucas considers this another example of Canada's shitty medical system (I thought leftists thought Canada had pretty good healthcare though?).

~24:00 - Before he died, Dad sat all three kids down and told them what he was proud of them for: Oldest for graduating college and getting a good job, Lucas for getting a hobby, youngest for getting mental health treatment. What a fucking nightmare.

Imagine his poor father. Dying of some awful cancer and trying to enjoy his last days on this earth with his children and being lectured by the problem child about the virtues of a murderous political ideology..

At least the one son will be able to carry on his father’s name. That ship set sailed with Lucas when he became a eunuch.

 

[Beautiful Border]

Wasn't sure if I should post this here or in the general Breadtube thread, but leftist youtuber BadEmpanada (real name George Ganitis) made a video talking about Lucas, criticising him for... "making propaganda for the British colonial police force in Ireland"? Uh, okay. Could be the start of a potential slapfight between them.

 

[HatredOfScissors]

Wasn't sure if I should post this here or in the general Breadtube thread, but leftist youtuber BadEmpanada (real name George Ganitis) made a video talking about Lucas, criticising him for... "making propaganda for the British colonial police force in Ireland"? Uh, okay. Could be the start of a potential slapfight between them.

Not watching this. Can someone explain if hes actually serious or if this is another forced unfunny "wacky" meme like the italian thing? gay either way

 

[Beautiful Border]

Not watching this. Can someone explain if hes actually serious or if this is another forced unfunny "wacky" meme like the italian thing? gay either way

No, he's serious. The gist of it is he thinks Lucas should have condemned British rule in Northern Ireland when he was over there last month, and the fact that he didn't means he's complicit. BadEmpanada often makes call-out videos attacking people like Vaush, so going after Keffals like this is pretty in line for him.

 

[Nuns with guns]

That's the whole point: Keffals wants there to be something, but there will never be anything because Denims likes the dick and Keffals was stupid enough to cut his off. I do very firmly believe that Keffals has ghost dick envy towards other men, and that the only way Keffals can imagine pleasing a woman is by having another man who still has a working dick fuck her in his place. Keffals can only ever hope to please a woman he wants by proxy of another man's dick, which makes him resentful towards any male Denims desires, including Destiny.


Denims is live right now and will be talking about "sexual abuse at TwitchCon" (not Keffals' harassment of Destiny's wife, evidently)

Twitch

Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

www.twitch.tv

And what do we see at the top of the chat:

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Third position only Keffals? Gotta give moar!
You just scammed all your GoFundMe donors, so give moar presents to Denims.

The ghost penis envy thing is really fascinating. There were some posts on this thread claiming that Lucas threats castration so often because he regrets getting the chop. If Freud were alive he would have a field day analyzing Keffals.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Why were none of you fuckers hired to find Bin Laden.

Osama didn’t post bathroom selfies with a distinctive door behind him. Lucas could have literally just closed the door and he would’ve been just fine.

 

[FinnSven]

The ghost penis envy thing is really fascinating. There were some posts on this thread claiming that Lucas threats castration so often because he regrets getting the chop. If Freud were alive he would have a field day analyzing Keffals.

If Freud analyzed Keffals, rather than escaping Vienna for London, he would have willingly gone to the extermination camps for relief.

Keffals would then take to twitter and boast about winning and ratioing Freud.