Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Pat went looking for some "list of manliest movies" to post about M&C to overcompensate for the crying about capeshit and Moana compilation lol. Blames his emotionally stunted consooming on her.
New Torque post dropped yesterday https://archive.fo/KE74W
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Unless you’re a real detailing obsessive like Torque you won't know about this off-the-shelf product that you can find at any auto supply shop. Pay no mind to detailing obsessive Torque Wheeler's "before" photos that show his car is a dirty mess with scratched headlights.
I went yard on detailing purchases this month and need to justify them to my wife.
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gotta justify to "the wife" $65 worth of purchases?
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Broadside said:
My God he's just so fucking gross. I actually feel a twinge of pity for Nikki here
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Do you think Nikki has to wear a mask of some kind when the nogs anally blast collard green byproducts into her vagina? If there's one thing the Internet taught me, it's that blacks are easily frightened by anything they perceive as magical/supernatural.

In a darkened room, Nikki's face could well make them think they've found a goblin. To then turn away from that see a very sweaty, very fat gay man grinning manically at you from his high chair in the corner...
 
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Dean Pentel said:
Do you think Nikki has to wear a mask of some kind when the nogs anally blast collard green byproducts into her vagina? If there's one thing the Internet taught me, it's that blacks are easily frightened by anything they perceive as magical/supernatural.
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You know, the presence of these two in Milwaukee probably leads to some philosophical challenges for the urban youth in the city. Like, does one prefer to die early and be ground into pepperoni or live long enough to be farting into some white woman’s vagina?
 
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W00K #17 said:
So what band is Nikki into that Patrick isn't, to the point where he'd rather stay home to masturbate and commander all alone than attend the show with his wife?
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you know it’s fucking annoying how little of a fuck he acts like he doesn’t care. my bodybuilder steak eating husband came to a goddamn five seconds of summer concert with and they are the most pop group pretty boy shit to come out of australia since rolf fucking harris.

that is a husband that fucking cares, not patrick. even if he does fucking care, why the fuck would he post something like that? sorry for the MATI post, but dear god i want to shake him and tell him he’s got a wife that at face value doesn’t fucking hate him, and that’s damn more than chris chan or ethan ralph or 90% of the cows on this site will ever have.

i hate men that act like this, i really fucking do. you’re not “free”, your wife isn’t someone you’re fucking babysitting, she is your partner, she is your equal.
 
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Pat made it on Detroit's WRIF's "Dave & Chuck the Freak", syndicated nationwide. Show has 136k Twitter followers, verified, and 261k on Facebook. Let's just say that they don't take the story very seriously. Clip from their October 7th episode at about 2h34m mark
They play the entire Fox6 report in two pieces, skip ahead
00:00 - 01:36 - introduction + Fox6 report​
01:36 - 02:19 - banter​
02:19 - 03:26 - Fox6 report (they snicker a bit in the background)​
03:26 - 07:13 - banter​

Some quotes to reel you in:
  • "to anyone who might hear this (whispers) we're on your side"
  • "when I first saw him I was like Looks like someone who wouldn't like Norm Macdonald"
  • "I tell you right now I wanna SWAT this guy, I'd SWAT him right now"
  • "it's probably garbage science fiction"
  • "he's not making it better"
They laugh a bunch, mock his profile pic, goof as the police officers attending the calls, and more.
 
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Ophelia said:
He just put it on because it has boats and things that go boom. It makes him think of Hook. For all we know, he took that picture and then turned it off to watch Hook.
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Honestly this makes sense, or he fast forwards through it to get to the explosions. There's like only one battle in the whole movie, most of it is them wandering around looking for the French ship while doing random shit, which is why other people like it (and the very similar Star Trek II) but I can't imagine Patirck liking it for that reason.
 
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