DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PenskeMaterial]

He watched a video about some poor girl who died, and a truck driver who picked up and murdered young girls, and finished it with a celebratory bubble blow.

Maybe don't blow bubbles immediately after watching a video about horrific things that happened to innocent people. Tone deaf.

 

[Paladin Derich]

>believes the great lie
It never happened, phil.

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

“Emergency parachutes.” Pure genius!

 

[PenskeMaterial]

He watched a video about some holocaust denier whose grandma was a holocaust survivor and compared it to himself denying his Italian heritage as a teenager even though he was surrounded by Italian cuisine and things.

What the actual fuck.

 

[ZehnBoat]

>"Brain swelling refers to increase in brain volume, and can result from hemorrhage, tumor or cerebral edema. "
So the tumor has a tumor?

phil has that terminal online shit thing people do where they make out their problems to be worse so they can seem stronger, but make their problems weaker so they can excuse not doing anything (look at any woke media where the villain is both the worst thing and laughibly pathetic)

sure, phil doesn't have a headache.. it's actually a condition that will kill him unless he sees a doctor.. but it's not THAT bad, he doesn't really need to see a doctor. he could die, it's really horrible, but it'll go away.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He watched a video about some holocaust denier whose grandma was a holocaust survivor and compared it to himself denying his Italian heritage as a teenager even though he was surrounded by Italian cuisine and things.

What the actual fuck.

Yet he insists on proving daily that he is indeed only a stupid pollock.

 

[detractorzer0]

Phil actually believes that the ONLY reason gold is expensive because people like the way it looks. The man is actually clueless.

Then he asks if Diamonds serve any purpose besides looking pretty. This nigga...

 

[Mighty Pigmask]

Doody just can't NOT be a fucking retard, can he?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Doody just can't NOT be a fucking retard, can he?


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He's the Court Jester of Stupid at this point.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

This react stream is just beyond bad. Even for being Dave this is something extra. How can people seriously watch this? His average viewer is not a preductive part of society but this is just wow

Is it somehow worse than the last time he did Rob Gavagan? The sad part is that these aren’t even his worst reacts. Keemstar, Rambo/Howard, and the FFVII house are even more insufferable.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

He watched a video about some holocaust denier whose grandma was a holocaust survivor and compared it to himself denying his Italian heritage as a teenager even though he was surrounded by Italian cuisine and things.

What the actual fuck.

Can you imagine if he had the Nazi hat on at this point

 

[detractorzer0]

Is it somehow worse than the last time he did Rob Gavagan? The sad part is that these aren’t even his worst reacts. Keemstar, Rambo/Howard, and the FFVII house are even more insufferable.

I wish he had the common sense to avoid shit like this. He can only make himself look worse by goatlaughing his way through real 911 calls.

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

THANK GOD someone has finally taken a stand on keeping chimpanzees as house pets:

DSP: “Peepul really gotta cut dis shit out.”

 

[Dona Morte]

DSP is a revulting creature.
This is mind you after a 4 year old calls seeing their step dad BEAT THE SHIT out of their mom.

Oh HI DAS!

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

DSP is a revulting creature.
This is mind you after a 4 year old calls seeing their step dad BEAT THE SHIT out of their mom.
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Phil just has little empathy, that's why some of those stories make him goat laugh.

Instead of feeling disturbed his only reaction is "lame."

No amount of "wow" or "holy shit" can cover for his lack of empathy, also he turns all the fucked up shit into "what I would do!"

As if he could miraculously survive a car malfunction traveling at like 80mph.

 

[detractorzer0]

DSP is a revulting creature.
This is mind you after a 4 year old calls seeing their step dad BEAT THE SHIT out of their mom.
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I stopped watching after the first call but who the hell describes a 911 call from a child as "kinda lame"

 

[marlintan]

As if he could miraculously survive a car malfunction traveling at like 80mph.

You must be talking about ol' marlin

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

You must be talking about ol' marlin

Bro the fact you are even living is a miracle, since you were on a bike.

I just meant how Phil thinks you can "think logically" traveling at that speed and with that much adrenaline pumping through your veins.

 

[Crooked 16th]

The last few Tips have seemed fake as fuck

 

[Bigbadyeet]

So Shaleem is willing to match up to $150 in tips, Phil banned him yesterday btw

E: Has to be during this video, so expect HUUUUGEEE stalling

E: Yep, massive stalling already

Final edit: The whales have arrived