Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

HHHHRRRRRRNNNNNNGGGGGG

Hoosbun, are joo okay? Are joo hab seizure?

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

Word has it that Josiah actually got the first "thousands" copypasta (12pm yesterday)

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Also I noticed this while skimming his twitter

He still doesn’t grok basic subject/verb agreement. What a goddamn moron.

Also, having chicken pox as a kid does not keep you immune for life. Don’t spread easily debunked bullshit. You need boosters for that and they are painful but worth it.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

My God he's just so fucking gross. I actually feel a twinge of pity for Nikki here
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Holy shit, Pat is mauve as fuck. He's the color of a bruised ego.

 

[MilkThePig]

Patrick S Tomlinson is morbidly obese.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

"I've told you many thousands of times child, you're never seeing your parents again."​

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Any body have the OnA illustrations of Pigman Pat being arrested and oinking at the brothermen in court?

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

You know Keffals, and Boogie, and
fat Movie Bob,
Chris-Chan, and Ethan,
Jim Sterling and Yaniv
But do you recall
The most famous Fat Fuck of all

Patrick, the red-nosed drunkard
had a very bloated nose
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it glows.

All of the other negroes
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Fatrick
play in their pussy-fart games.

Then one foggy Christmas eve
Norm McDonald came to say:
"Fatrick with your nose so bright,
won't you shut your hole tonight?"

Then Kiwi users loathed him
as Quasi shouted out with glee,
Fatrick the red-nosed drunkard,
you'll go down in history!

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

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So what band is Nikki into that Patrick isn't, to the point where he'd rather stay home to masturbate and commander all alone than attend the show with his wife?

Was he such a douche he told her "I hate that band and won't even pretend to tolerate them enough to go with you, so go by yourself bitch" or was it that Nikis friends she's seeing the show with said "you're more than welcome to hit up the show with us, but please, leave your douchebag buzzkill of a husband at home, when we're trying to hear the band he starts chomping about politics during every solo, and it's fucking annoying".

A yes, Master and Commander. A movie that made a quarter of a billion dollars and was nominated for a fuckton of Oscars that it probably would have won had it not gone up against another obscure movie named Return of the King. Very underground and avante garde.

 

[Lake]

I don't really follow this cow, but I will say that out of all the butch lesbians catalogued on the Farms, Pat is definitely the fattest.

 

[An automatic clown]

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Pat made it on Detroit's WRIF's "Dave & Chuck the Freak", syndicated nationwide. Show has 136k Twitter followers, verified, and 261k on Facebook. Let's just say that they don't take the story very seriously. Clip from their October 7th episode at about 2h34m mark
View attachment 3740632 They play the entire Fox6 report in two pieces, skip ahead

00:00 - 01:36 - introduction + Fox6 report​

01:36 - 02:19 - banter​

02:19 - 03:26 - Fox6 report (they snicker a bit in the background)​

03:26 - 07:13 - banter​

Some quotes to reel you in:

• "to anyone who might hear this (whispers) we're on your side"
• "when I first saw him I was like Looks like someone who wouldn't like Norm Macdonald"
• "I tell you right now I wanna SWAT this guy, I'd SWAT him right now"
• "it's probably garbage science fiction"
• "he's not making it better"

They laugh a bunch, mock his profile pic, goof as the police officers attending the calls, and more.

They are syndicated here on one of the newer rock stations, I hear the commercials for them but never listened to them. I'm glad piggy is finally getting the attention he has craved for so long.

 

[Helvetia]

(archive)
i hate it when this fat fuck tries to understand british politics. she will not resign, no matter how "difficult to survive". you would understand this if you knew an ounce of how british politics work and spoke to a british voter for about 5 minutes.

him being like "everything okay over there britain?" yes! yes. everything is going kinda shit, but this isn't the lowest we've been, we've not got a care home resident as a pm and you know what's great? the fact we're not bound by a shitty cum soaked piece of paper when we do want to get rid of a prime minister.

fatty would love it here, tough free speech laws, many desperate refugee wives, government welfare open to fraud. he wouldn't like how he couldn't call himself a conservative without revealing how much of a fence sitting cunt he really is.

 

[artilleryfroth]

i hate men that act like this, i really fucking do. you’re not “free”, your wife isn’t someone you’re fucking babysitting, she is your partner, she is your equal.

She’s more than his equal, she’s his fucking cash cow! She’s out there grifting money while he sits drunk and fat in a bar tweeting his useless political takes, and telling the general public about his “ready access to her herpes-ridden pussy”. It’s not like he’s home caring for their children or housekeeping or preparing gourmet meals. All respect to proper househusbands, but that respect does not apply to this entitled dickhead. No wonder Nikki needs to be medicated.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

fatty would love it here, tough free speech laws, many desperate refugee wives, government welfare open to fraud. he wouldn't like how he couldn't call himself a conservative without revealing how much of a fence sitting cunt he really is.

Yeah but Fatrick couldn't bring the guns he uses to defend himself from aTalkers (except the nerf gun he shoots Republicans on TV with) and Niki might find the price of gas a little too high for his precious V6 Mustang.

 

[Nod Flenders]

They are syndicated here on one of the newer rock stations, I hear the commercials for them but never listened to them. I'm glad piggy is finally getting the attention he has craved for so long.

Watch as he ends up calling them stalkers and children. We all know his MO by now. Oh, he's still fat.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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I like to imagine he saw the name "Kwasi" and had a mild panic attack before realizing this is a different suckling infant child who he does not currently owe money to.

 

[AnOminous]

She’s more than his equal, she’s his fucking cash cow! She’s out there grifting money while he sits drunk and fat in a bar tweeting his useless political takes, and telling the general public about his “ready access to her herpes-ridden pussy”.

It's amazing how this fat freak will deny stuff way less embarrassing and cringy than that with the proof of it right in front of him, yet obliviously boast of having a loathsome disease as well as admit the same on behalf of his wife who for some reason thinks being called a herpes-infected town bicycle by her fat husband is okay.

 

[Spunt]

Pat better watch out,
Pat's going to cry
To a large amount
He's saying goodbye:

Jerry Jen is coming to town.

He's making a list
One day he will strike
He's going to take
Pat's gay motorbike

Jerry Jen is coming to town.

He knows when Pat is sleeping,
He knows when Pat's awake
'cause Pat tweets almost as much as
He drinks for goodness sake

"Wait for the knock",
"You're going to jail"
Patricks' threats are nothing but fail,

Jerry Jen is coming to town.

O and A and Kiwis
Will laugh until they're sick
As Jerry repo's Pat's gay car
His prized prosthetic dick

Pat's gonna sperg out
We'll laugh till we cry
Try chasing that clout
Without your wi-fi

Jerry Jen is coming to town.
Jerry Jen is coming to town.
Jerry Jen is coming to town.

 

[Broadside]

He's fat

Ya know, now you mention it...

Piggy has changed his copypasta (credit to Honey Badger). We've reached the thousand mark now.

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The concerning thing is, as I mentioned before with the whole being clearly and severely OCD/neurotic, he's probably fucking counted exactly how many times he's sent them that copypasta (I wouldn't put it past Pat to fucking type it out each time too)

Hey Pat, you listen to that radio snippet? Within a hot minute of seeing you, those people hated you. You are just fucking detestable bro, your arrogance and ineptitude seeps through the screen. You really need that Ayahuasca trip I was mentioning earlier.

 

[Slobs]

Niki might find the price of gas a little too high for his precious V6 Mustang.

That's no problem for fartbox Niki. Rumour has it that she's single-handedly responsible for lowering the gas prices in Milwaukee. All those high-fibre nigger farts stored in her vagina condensate overnight into liquid and then rapidly ferment into gasoline; sadly it's not pure gasoline, but a very dirty and smoky variant. In fact the smoky niggerfarts blasting out of Pat's mustang's exhaust pipe have created a permanent black smog over the neighbourhood, which environmentalists have attributed to the high rate of SIDs in Milwaukee's black community. In unrelated news, Patrick has a surplus of his renowned extra smoky pepperoni which he's graciously decided to donate to the local black community as a form of "reparations", how charitable!