Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Procrastinhater]

The problem is those are all bright colors. He needs some more-muted autumn shades to go with his sickly complexion. Something like this:

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His face still looks like it got hit by a truck, but it looks less jarring if there's no sharp contrast between his pale skin and the bright clothes.

Luke seems rather demoralized. The AGP sneer is still there, its basically a part of his face by now, but look at his eyes, that seems to be awfully close to despair.
He's had a month as up and down as the curvature of his spine, from a nobody, to media puff pieces from corrupt hacks like Lorenz, to being snubbed, mocked and shunned at TwitchCon, losing his power to "ratio" and having the Twitter Troonerati turn on him, his "PhD" fiance running for the hills, and despite all his "you just make me go harder" bravado about the blackmarket HRT having to shamefully and cowardly backpeddle and distance himself from it, Christ no wonder his fucking hair is coming out in clumps.
Been a rough few weeks for the (fake) Fart Queen King.

 

[AnOminous]

Troonerati turn on him, his "PhD" fiance running for the hills, and despite all his "you just make me go harder" bravado about he blackmarket HRT having to shamefully and cowardly backpeddle and distance himself from it, Christ no wonder his fucking hair is coming out in clumps.

I wonder what he'll do when he sees the first gray one.

 

[My Name is Mud]

Small Minecraft stream archived.

Jesus Christ, tune in at 34:50 and listen to that laugh. Legitimately sounds like a mix of an old hag and a dying hyena.

 

[Something Awful]

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Donations are rolling in but I love how much pushback keffals is getting on Twatter.

Yeah, they're rolling in slower than one might have expected. Only $3k in one day (plus Keffals' donation). Don't people understand it's an EMERGENCY?

Some comments from Twitter.

Keffals bragged about how it would be easy to raise $100k for his next charity stream, but I think it will flop. Like, if you want to donate to charity, just do it directly, not through a grifter's fundraiser just to give him more clout. Keffals is delusional if he thinks people will keep shelling out money just because he tells them to.

Jesus Christ, tune in at 34:50 and listen to that laugh. Legitimately sounds like a mix of an old hag and a dying hyena.

Yeah, a prime example of Keffals' tard laugh.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah, they're rolling in slower than one might have expected. Only $3k in one day (plus Keffals' donation). Don't people understand it's an EMERGENCY?

Well, it's not like it's a real emergency, like a policeman politely knocking on your door and asking if everything's all right in there, and then seeing your own name on a bag.

 

[Brutality]

Did Lucas give any explanation as to why he didn't use facecam? It seems odd for him not to since he's so obsessed with himself.

His Laugh reminds me of Gruntilda from Banjo Kazooie

 

[Solid Hyrax]

Jesus Christ, tune in at 34:50 and listen to that laugh. Legitimately sounds like a mix of an old hag and a dying hyena.

Clipped it for your viewing pleasure

 

[My Name is Mud]

Did Lucas give any explanation as to why he didn't use facecam? It seems odd for him not to since he's so obsessed with himself.

He said he didn't have his stuff properly set up yet since he just got in the new apartment.

 

[Punished Neco]

Clipped it for your viewing pleasure
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I'm shit with video editing but I feel those laughs could be edited over one of the laugh clips from Joker and fit pretty well, the bus scene maybe.

He said he didn't have his stuff properly set up yet since he just got in the new apartment.

Remember, the only reason they didn't stream with a greenscreen in Ireland was because it couldn't be transported, there's absolutely zero reason Keffals won't use a greenscreen now since they'd have access to the one used in the hotel streams. Something to keep in mind for the future.

 

[Kees H]

I watched this whole stream, and now I have AIDS. I have clipped out the only funny part for you niggers tho, Keffals ragequitting.

 

[AnOminous]

Remember, the only reason they didn't stream with a greenscreen in Ireland was because it couldn't be transported, there's absolutely zero reason Keffals won't use a greenscreen now since they'd have access to the one used in the hotel streams. Something to keep in mind for the future.

You can literally make a green screen from a couple bucks worth of construction paper.

 

[Something Awful]

I watched this whole stream, and now I have AIDS. I have clipped out the only funny part for you niggers tho, Keffals ragequitting.

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This is a person who says streaming is his job. Spazzes around in Minecraft for half an hour without saying anything of value, laughs like a retarded hyena, and quits because fans wanted to interact with him in the game.

 

[Kees H]

This is a person who says streaming is his job. Spazzes around in Minecraft for half an hour without saying anything of value, laughs like a retarded hyena, and quits because fans wanted to interact with him in the game.

I seriously can't understand WHY even 300 niggers and troons would be watching Lucas live. I nearly died of boredom even watching his stream to find something funny to clip out.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

You can literally make a green screen from a couple bucks worth of construction paper.

You can also buy ones that come in a nifty case perfect for travel and can be dismantled as many times as you like. Just like what photogogs use.

Hell, he could have ordered one and had it delivered to Not Ellen’s house.

 

[Nuns with guns]

Well done Lucas. You finally did something not completely selfish, donating other peoples money you missaproriated to this troons GoFraudMe.
I'm going to praise you for a charitable act, and not point out the Ponzi scheme similarities in this shit because good behavior needs to be praised, thats how you teach retards to be less retarded.

This is not praise-worthy. He isn't donating because his friend lost her home or because she needs a costly medical treatment; the donation is to further help a woman mutilate herself due to mental illness.

 

[Procrastinhater]

This is not praise-worthy. He isn't donating because his friend lost her home or because she needs a costly medical treatment; the donation is to further help a woman mutilate herself due to mental illness.

That's a good point actually.
True to form, even when donating to something other than himself, Lucas still manages to be an absolute cunt.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

so how long will it be before this dude gets to make a speech to the UN?

 

[Nuns with guns]

Yeah, they're rolling in slower than one might have expected. Only $3k in one day (plus Keffals' donation). Don't people understand it's an EMERGENCY?

Some comments from Twitter.

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Keffals bragged about how it would be easy to raise $100k for his next charity stream, but I think it will flop. Like, if you want to donate to charity, just do it directly, not through a grifter's fundraiser just to give him more clout. Keffals is delusional if he thinks people will keep shelling out money just because he tells them to.


Yeah, a prime example of Keffals' tard laugh.

He's maybe testing the waters with this GFM. Remember he posted about another donation but didn't follow through, my guess is that he read the comments here and became conscious about whether or not grifting another 100K will flop. It will, Lucas. You can't even get 8K for this.

 

[Something Awful]

This is not praise-worthy. He isn't donating because his friend lost her home or because she needs a costly medical treatment; the donation is to further help a woman mutilate herself due to mental illness.

Uh, excuse me? Catboy says if she doesn't get her ovaries removed ASAP, Trump voters will rape her and she will kill herself to prevent a MAGA baby from coming into the world. Keffals is saving her life.

A quick look into the mind of the catboy:

DEFINITELY a guy.

I have zero dollars and zero cents for my life-saving surgery, give me money. And check out this cute shirt I bought at a con. What do you expect me to do, not spend money on travel, hotel, con tickets and shirts when I need emergency surgery?

No possible way anyone can perceive her as female. And happier with his body than 99% of the population (but will literally DIE if she doesn't get some organs removed ASAP).

 

[siegemeister675]

It's really too bad they got this site delisted from Google, that must be the singular win Lucas got out of all of this. That will unfortunately limit the reach of this thread, which otherwise would be propelled to new heights. People need to stop using Google's search engine, it' so bad.

so how long will it be before this dude gets to make a speech to the UN?

The only speech he'll be attending will be at his 41% ceremony.

Uh, excuse me? Catboy says if she doesn't get her ovaries removed ASAP, Trump voters will rape her and she will kill herself to prevent a MAGA baby from coming into the world. Keffals is saving her life.

A quick look into the mind of the catboy:

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DEFINITELY a guy.

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I have zero dollars and zero cents for my life-saving surgery, give me money. And check out this cute shirt I bought at a con. What do you expect me to do, not spend money on travel, hotel, con tickets and shirts when I need emergency surgery?

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No possible way anyone can perceive her as female. And happier with his body than 99% of the population (but will literally DIE if she doesn't get get some organs removed ASAP).

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It just bears repeating, we're all desensitized to it by now, but the sight of these horrific fairies prancing about in women's undies utterly convinced they are REAL BIOLOGICAL FEMALES is beyond bloodcurdling, these eldritch horrors are the final proof needed for me that we live in a universe bereft of a loving god.