Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Nick Gars]

I watched this whole stream, and now I have AIDS. I have clipped out the only funny part for you niggers tho, Keffals ragequitting.

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"I can't take it, the people following me in Lego video game ruined it for me. I'm ending the stream!"

I know he's playing it up, but the question is how much? He does seem actually uncomfortable with the fact he's not in 100% control of the situation.
I wonder if he would legitimately cry playing an anarchy server.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

"I can't take it, the people following me in Lego video game ruined it for me. I'm ending the stream!"

I know he's playing it up, but the question is how much? He does seem actually uncomfortable with the fact he's not in 100% control of the situation.
I wonder if he would legitimately cry playing an anarchy server.

If this is the case why is he not playing on his own server? You can run your own server on your own machine easily/rent one/setup a 10 year old computer as one/play single player. It's just like his doxing incidents, he wants the shit to happen so he can generate content because without everything keffals is a boring degenerate loser who is irrelevant even in his own community.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

If this is the case why is he not playing on his own server? You can run your own server on your own machine easily/rent one/setup a 10 year old computer as one/play single player. It's just like his doxing incidents, he wants the shit to happen so he can generate content because without everything keffals is a boring degenerate loser who is irrelevant even in his own community.

Call him what he truly is : An Attention Whore.
That's not so hard.

 

[AnOminous]

If this is the case why is he not playing on his own server? You can run your own server on your own machine easily/rent one/setup a 10 year old computer as one/play single player. It's just like his doxing incidents, he wants the shit to happen so he can generate content because without everything keffals is a boring degenerate loser who is irrelevant even in his own community.

Well that and he's a technically incompetent retard despite living online.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Call him what he truly is : An Attention Whore.
That's not so hard.

People pay whores for sex.
I doubt anyone would pay Lucas.
An attention hunchback sounds more accurate.
A bald one at that.

 

[Nuns with guns]

A ‘green screen’ couldn’t be transported? Wot? They are not that big.

Listen, it was either folding the green screen in a suitcase or fitting in the dilation dildos. A ma'am's got priorities.

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

I watched this whole stream, and now I have AIDS. I have clipped out the only funny part for you niggers tho, Keffals ragequitting.

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Literally the same energy as:

Look- LOOK HERE! LOOK LISTEN! Stop giving advice you know nothing about! I'm banning anyone who's giving advice, my mods should be doing this.

At least wings was getting genuinely fucked with in a game, Keffals suffered the evil crime of MC players trying to crowd around or... advise Keffals. When will NBC write an article about the horrible Minecraft crime Keffals went through?

 

[A Sunset]

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NBC News reposted their story on Keffals at Twitchcon on FB again. It's getting a lot of attention compared to their other posts. Here's a selection of some of the comments in reply to the post. People are not having it lol.
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And the best for last:
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This is the real world, no one gives a shit what these woke new orgs have to push. There’s like .002% of the population that control these media organizations who have no idea what the rest of these countries think. They are retards.

No one cares about Lucas. You can try to make him a “thing” he is not. Call the Jews and let them know the op is a bust. No one watches or gives a fuck about his content.

Also, Lucas is fat. He has frizzy, greasy hair and is a balding hunchback. He has saggy moobs and had to fake having big tits using filters and a push-up bra, lol lmao.

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

Minecraft players are the equivalent of Hitler at this point.

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

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Minecraft players are the equivalent of Hitler at this point.

The sad part is, for the briefest moment, I thought this was a real headline. I could totally see Lucas trying to spin the Minecraft following as the ebil kiwis trying to stalk him.

These lying fucks make me puke. He wasn't in hiding anywhere. He posted his location practically on a daily basis.

Didn't he leak his new location in record time when he returned to Canuckistan? He hasn't been able to keep anything about his location a secret despite the "imminent threat" to his life. Every action he took was the exact opposite of what he should have done, like staying online, loudly broadcasting travel plans, and being Lucas in general.

I'm glad several of the FB commentors aren't having any of it, rather surprised, honestly. I was expecting the comments section to be mainly pro-Keffals, but was pleasantly surprised by the number of people asking what the fuck.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

The beauty of this forum is you can still be entertained even if Lucas is being boring. It's Halloween. Might I recommend this HOLIDAY APPROPRIATE THREAD? Venture forth if you dare; you'll be in for a scare! OOOooooooOooo spooky.

 

[National Tragedy]

I think we are going to see a wave of violent crime/mass shootings perpetrated by troons once they come to realization that they were convinced to mutilate their body by bad faith actors, virtue signaling politicians and sexual deviants. The most outspoken twitter troons are some of the most morally corrupt people I have ever seen and the court of public opinion will shift (already beginning to) once they see the obvious hypocrisy and vitriol of their platforms.
I am glad Keffals has become somewhat of a public figure because anyone who does 5 minutes of research on him will see he is a constantly lying, grifting, misogynist who is guilty of using every tactic that he claims to be the victim of multiple times daily.

I think eventually Lucas's troon shield will wear out and he will get deplatformed, which to him is a fate worse than death.

Also thank you Lucas for getting me to work on my OPSEC and get a new account!

 

[exhausted]

Wow. This thread has turned into complete unfunny, boring shit. Like who the fuck cares about that other troon grifting and Lucas throwing some bucks at him? Or the theory about societies needing x % eunuchs for whatever reason. Or normies trashing a fluff piece on Keffals. No one needs the one zillionst recap of Lucas' hunchback.

BUT don't get me wrong here. It's NOT your fault, frens. It's Lucas' fault. He doesn't deliever anymore. There is nothing to work with anymore.
It's not your fault.

Keffals saga is over. Lucas had his 15 min of fame and has sunken back into irrelevancy now.

Honestly, what is there probably to come from now on? Right, retarded bitchfights with other internet people no one knows or cares about, more edgy 4chan tweets that will get deleted right after being posted, retarded Twitter ratios and boring streams.

No one should post in this thread anymore.
Let it die like Lucas fame has died.
Let it sink into obscurity like Lucas is sinking into obscurity.
Because that's what he deserves.

But I know you guys will keep on posting.
I am going to unwatch this thread now and will ignore it.
Ngl it was a wild ride while it lasted. Thanks to everybody here who was involved and posted funny shit. You are the real MVPs. You did good and Lucas failed.

Have fun, frens.

No cow has constant milk and popular threads are 90% useless filler. Take a few days off from the thread and when you come back read the highlights.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

This saga gives new meaning to the legal disclaimer/dodge "in Minecraft".

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Domnișoara Codrescu looks like a normal Eastern European woman. Taking out the ovaries will not make her a man. If she thinks that Texas is tranny-hating, she can always go back to Romania.

 

[cerulean hydra]

Imagine creating an audience of dumb kids and then getting upset when they start following you around in minecraft lmao

Like what the fuck did you expect to happen? Was it even a public server, or did the idiot reveal the server information?

Shit just play singleplayer if you don't actually want to play with anybody, don't even need to make your own server.

Anyway keffals is being lame as shit right now because he knows he has eyes on him and the tide is turning, but he is absolutely going to have a huge meltdown by the end of the month.

 

[Procrastinhater]

This is the real world, no one gives a shit what these woke new orgs have to push. There’s like .002% of the population that control these media organizations who have no idea what the rest of these countries think. They are retards.

No one cares about Lucas. You can try to make him a “thing” he is not. Call the Jews and let them know the op is a bust. No one watches or gives a fuck about his content.

Also, Lucas is fat. He has frizzy, greasy hair and is a balding hunchback. He has saggy moobs and had to fake having big tits using filters and a push-up bra, lol lmao.

We're gonna need a new Troon, the goys broke this one, they don't like it, fuhgeddabouddit, move on, yah killin' me already!

Imagine creating an audience of dumb kids and then getting upset when they start following you around in minecraft lmao

Like what the fuck did you expect to happen? Was it even a public server, or did the idiot reveal the server information?

Shit just play singleplayer if you don't actually want to play with anybody, don't even need to make your own server.

Anyway keffals is being lame as shit right now because he knows he has eyes on him and the tide is turning, but he is absolutely going to have a huge meltdown by the end of the month.

The funniest thing is I'm pretty sure it was  his fucking server, he asks that question midway through, its a server for his subscribers.
He's so antisocial and such a fucking failure he can't even network and entertain his own fucking paypigs for more than half an hour without tarding out.
I can't believe they tried to push this cunt as the troon Pew Die Pie or something.

 

[My Name is Mud]

Like what the fuck did you expect to happen? Was it even a public server, or did the idiot reveal the server information?

Oh brother, it's worse than what you think. That server was for Lucas' subs/patreon paypiggies. These kids paid to play in Lucas' server.

 

[Um...]

Call me late and gay if this has been answered a bunch before, but I'd like to know:
Where does Keffals make most of their money from? And no, I'm not trying to insinuate that it's all coming from the $100k grift.
Iirc, in the dms with @Winter where he asked if the donated funds were used to hire a private investigator, Keffals claimed to have been making 5-6 figures prior to asking for people to donate. Sure, that could totally be a lie, but even before then, I vaguely remember them claiming to have been making a lot more money while on Twitch (and donating a lot of money to trans charities, though maybe I'm misremembering that part as just their involvement in helping to raise money through donations). Their Twitch streams always seemed to be performing with some rather mediocre numbers, the Patreon I don't remember existing as some massive source of revenue, and I don't recall any other lucrative side hustles going on (and that includes the old, degenerate dominatrix videos they produced). I believe there was also some mention of their former fiancé being pretty well-off, but even that seemed like a bit of a stretch.

Please give me break with this ‘they/them’ shit. He is a he, not a ‘them.’

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

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Minecraft players are the equivalent of Hitler at this point.

It's very funny to me that not matter whatever editing NBC did on this picture, our boy Lucas still looks like a balding man.

And is it just for me or does it seems like he didn't shave his facial hair day that?