Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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He is streaming right now. So far he's having trouble getting his audio to work (professional streamer), and is playing Minecraft and not talking about anything. Also lmao only 250 viewers on a weekend on his big comeback stream

Edit: He ended the stream after about half an hour because people were following him around in Minecraft
 
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I think to be a "porn star" you need to have a non-zero number of people who enjoy your work. "Failed porn performer, failed fart fetish/findom dominatrix" would be more accurate.
Seriously, when did we start allowing men who post crappy videos of themselves engaging in their own fetishes alone to claim "porn star" from brave and stunning women who make many professionally credited and created videos where they get gangbanged or shove things up their ass or suck like a hundred dicks in a row? We used to be a real country!
 
Is no one going to mention his fat fucking man hand and wrist? Jesus, this boys' been flickin his "bean" a little too much. That wrist is pure muscle.

Take it easy on the masturbation lucas, you're going to yaniv your stink ditch into a stink crevace at this rate.
 
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BWAHAHAHAHA! Goddamn yellow is an unflattering color on him. He looks like a fat block of cheese. Nice push up bra by the way Lucas. Trying to hide your saggy granny boobs I see, and Jesus son your hair is thinning and bad. Your five head is really showing in this photo. By the way Lucas, try wearing some make up and getting a stylist to style your hair. Your face is really saggy like that of a bloodhound and your hair still looks flat and greasy.
I know that we all already know this but they say good science is replication. Using the above image and the open-source GIMP I can prove that yellow isn't the only unflattering color. As a matter of fact I think I build a fair case that all colors would be unflattering for my boy Luke!
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I hate pointless, repetitive redundancy. So for the yellow one I did a digital version of an old sorority-hazing classic, pointing out and emphasizing flaws! This might be the closest to being treated like a true & honest woman that he gets. (P.S. openly soliciting pointers in the tear-down department. Admittedly one of my weaker areas and you BP ladies are legendary.)
 
He is streaming right now. So far he's having trouble getting his audio to work (professional streamer), and is playing Minecraft and not talking about anything. Also lmao only 250 viewers on a weekend on his big comeback stream

Edit: He ended the stream after about half an hour because people were following him around in Minecraft
Getting your base griefed in block game is serious fuckin' business, I tell you hwat.


Is he going to claim it's another dox?
 
I know that we all already know this but they say good science is replication. Using the above image and the open-source GIMP I can prove that yellow isn't the only unflattering color. As a matter of fact I think I build a fair case that all colors would be unflattering for my boy Luke!
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I hate pointless, repetitive redundancy. So for the yellow one I did a digital version of an old sorority-hazing classic, pointing out and emphasizing flaws! This might be the closest to being treated like a true & honest woman that he gets. (P.S. openly soliciting pointers in the tear-down department. Admittedly one of my weaker areas and you BP ladies are legendary.)
You did a good job pointing out the main issues. If only Lucas wasn’t so fat, frumpy and balding maybe he wouldn’t look so fucking weird even when he’s coated in filters. He looks terrible in any color Tbh. He should stink to stinky goth black since that’s what he is, a stinky goth incel.

He is streaming right now. So far he's having trouble getting his audio to work (professional streamer), and is playing Minecraft and not talking about anything. Also lmao only 250 viewers on a weekend on his big comeback stream

Edit: He ended the stream after about half an hour because people were following him around in Minecraft
Now that’s a stream of someone with a dedicated audience. Wow, people really love Lucas for his personality and not because of a flash-in-the-pan scam that’s already over.

Maybe everyone is sick of how badly balding he is and just couldn’t fucking take it anymore. Jokes aside, imagine listening to LUCAS play Minecraft. He’s the most boring content creator, unlikable living Ambien.
 
I know that we all already know this but they say good science is replication. Using the above image and the open-source GIMP I can prove that yellow isn't the only unflattering color. As a matter of fact I think I build a fair case that all colors would be unflattering for my boy Luke!
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I hate pointless, repetitive redundancy. So for the yellow one I did a digital version of an old sorority-hazing classic, pointing out and emphasizing flaws! This might be the closest to being treated like a true & honest woman that he gets. (P.S. openly soliciting pointers in the tear-down department. Admittedly one of my weaker areas and you BP ladies are legendary.)
I honestly wonder if Keffals is gonna pop into this thread and see all of us analyzing his ugly selfie and be like "WOW ALL OF THE CHUDS ON KIWIFARMS ARE SERIOUSLY ATTRACTED TO ME"
 
I honestly wonder if Keffals is gonna pop into this thread
Come on now, we know he will.
and see all of us analyzing his ugly selfie and be like "WOW ALL OF THE CHUDS ON KIWIFARMS ARE SERIOUSLY ATTRACTED TO ME"
I don't much care about how he chooses to cope. Frankly I haven't had a better period of learning graphic design skills than making personalized hate images for Lucas. I figured this out when the site was touch-and-go:
  1. Create portfolio of Keffals memes. Encounter site outage.
  2. Go to somewhere like 4chan that will eternally have a pozzed tranny thread somewhere.
  3. Since the site I so love, and its rules, have been taken away from me, it's time to dump them.
  4. Help explain it to newfags. Call out Keffals sympathizers. Generally encourage and participate in the mockery.
The fat hobgoblin and his minions are likely to pass through the same places when their plans are working. If they aren't its still more exposure than if the site was up. Of course getting back to Keffals compulsively reading his own thread: now that I've explained it even if he never would have noticed before, now there's going to be that nagging thought of wondering if its me shitposting his ugly face around parts unknown when he encounters them in the wild. In case you think you can dismiss it Luke, I saw one of my babies circulating the other day with an Ifunny watermark. Checking to make sure someone actually posted it there was the first time I'd been there in probably a decade. Even if its just one person who I bring the hilarious news to, that's still one more person that knows Keffals is a fat, balding, hunchback that will never be a woman.
 
He is streaming right now. So far he's having trouble getting his audio to work (professional streamer), and is playing Minecraft and not talking about anything. Also lmao only 250 viewers on a weekend on his big comeback stream

Edit: He ended the stream after about half an hour because people were following him around in Minecraft
Things have escalated... Now I'm being gangstalked in Minecraft
 
As predicted Catboy has setup the GFM.
What I didn't quite predict is them using Keffals in the fundraiser picture.
Keffals has retweeted it but as of right now the donation amount is only $170 of $8000 target. The total hasn't updated and it's only been about 10 minutes but is Keffals not going to donate and instead just have their simp army put money in?
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Keffals refuses to financially support their mod and fellow trans ally. The largest donation is $50 from a Kristen V, so definitely not Keffals.

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Seems they've got different ideas.
Call me late and gay if this has been answered a bunch before, but I'd like to know:
Where does Keffals make most of their money from? And no, I'm not trying to insinuate that it's all coming from the $100k grift.
Iirc, in the dms with @Winter where he asked if the donated funds were used to hire a private investigator, Keffals claimed to have been making 5-6 figures prior to asking for people to donate. Sure, that could totally be a lie, but even before then, I vaguely remember them claiming to have been making a lot more money while on Twitch (and donating a lot of money to trans charities, though maybe I'm misremembering that part as just their involvement in helping to raise money through donations). Their Twitch streams always seemed to be performing with some rather mediocre numbers, the Patreon I don't remember existing as some massive source of revenue, and I don't recall any other lucrative side hustles going on (and that includes the old, degenerate dominatrix videos they produced). I believe there was also some mention of their former fiancé being pretty well-off, but even that seemed like a bit of a stretch.
 
Call me late and gay if this has been answered a bunch before, but I'd like to know:
Where does Keffals make most of their money from? And no, I'm not trying to insinuate that it's all coming from the $100k grift.
Iirc, in the dms with @Winter where he asked if the donated funds were used to hire a private investigator, Keffals claimed to have been making 5-6 figures prior to asking for people to donate. Sure, that could totally be a lie, but even before then, I vaguely remember them claiming to have been making a lot more money while on Twitch (and donating a lot of money to trans charities, though maybe I'm misremembering that part as just their involvement in helping to raise money through donations). Their Twitch streams always seemed to be performing with some rather mediocre numbers, the Patreon I don't remember existing as some massive source of revenue, and I don't recall any other lucrative side hustles going on (and that includes the old, degenerate dominatrix videos they produced). I believe there was also some mention of their former fiancé being pretty well-off, but even that seemed like a bit of a stretch.
He's never made a significant amount of money pre-100k if my memory serves. He was even on a tugboat before making enough of a pittance off of Twitch to get kicked off the benni's. Outside of his lottery ticket, he probably makes barely above minimum and likely mooched off his boyfriend as well.
 
Keep in mind that this little act of philantrophy is for his friend to get a fake, useless penis needlessly remove her ovaries. Even when doing something charitable he remains ontologically evil.
It's because Lucas wants everyone else to be as miserable as him. Lucas has no future. He is a genetic dead end that cut his dick off. He will never find a woman who will have him, he will never have kids, he will never have real sex. He will be nothing more then a fat, balding eunuch whose only purpose in life is to consoome pop culture garbage and shove pain pills down his gullet to numb the pain of his poor life choices.
Call me late and gay if this has been answered a bunch before, but I'd like to know:
Where does Keffals make most of their money from? And no, I'm not trying to insinuate that it's all coming from the $100k grift.
Iirc, in the dms with @Winter where he asked if the donated funds were used to hire a private investigator, Keffals claimed to have been making 5-6 figures prior to asking for people to donate. Sure, that could totally be a lie, but even before then, I vaguely remember them claiming to have been making a lot more money while on Twitch (and donating a lot of money to trans charities, though maybe I'm misremembering that part as just their involvement in helping to raise money through donations). Their Twitch streams always seemed to be performing with some rather mediocre numbers, the Patreon I don't remember existing as some massive source of revenue, and I don't recall any other lucrative side hustles going on (and that includes the old, degenerate dominatrix videos they produced). I believe there was also some mention of their former fiancé being pretty well-off, but even that seemed like a bit of a stretch.
My guess will be interest groups in the trans lobby are the ones primarily funding Lucas's "charities". A lot of this "trans kids" shit has the backing of prominent millionaires and billionaires. It wouldn't surprise me if people working for lobby groups of these trans supporting millionaires and billionaires give a sizable check to Lucas when he has his "charity" streams. Other then that I don't think Lucas makes much with his regular streams. He probably, like Ralph, makes enough to keep him above the poverty line but that is about it.
 
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